There are many reasons why beautiful women love hooligans, or beauties are often soaked by hooligans - hooligans can play, hooligans have time, hooligans know girls' minds, hooligans are good at deception and fooling, hooligans are unscrupulous, and hooligans have no worries about doing things......

Ouyang Xuan'er drank a bowl of decoction that was not very bitter in the afternoon, and in the evening, she could go to the restaurant to eat by herself. Although Ouyang Xuan'er felt strange in her heart with the feeling of following Niu Baby, Ouyang Xuan'er still experienced a different feeling.

Ouyang Xuan'er secretly read the story of the inferiority of birds and beasts on the Internet, but listening to Niu Wazi's voice and emotion, it has a different taste; Although Ouyang Xuan'er was very careful, Niu Wazi's ubiquitous hooligan methods still succeeded in insulting Ouyang Xuan'er's little white hand many times.

When she was in Yanjing, Ouyang Xuan'er felt very restrained. Every day when I attend some cocktail parties and banquets, I must pay attention to my speech and behavior. Before she came into contact with Niu Wazi and others, Ouyang Xuan'er had always longed to live as she wanted like Niu Wazi and them, but unfortunately, she had not been able to put down the shelf.

Looking at Niu Wazi's little face with a red drink, Ouyang Xuan'er felt an unprecedented relaxation.

This is not love, Ouyang Xuan'er can be sure, this is a kind of bondage and suppression for a long time, a heartfelt, human desire and liberation.

In Yanjing, many people with status can laugh at Ouyang Xuan'er for losing her temper, but in front of Niu Wazi, Ouyang Xuan'er will never have such scruples.

Looking at Niu Wazi, Ouyang Xuan'er couldn't help but think - Niu Wazi is already so indiscriminate, he is not qualified to laugh at me. And Niu Wazi doesn't care about all kinds of things, and often shows a cynical attitude, in front of him, even if he behaves casually and perverted, Niu Wazi will not show strangeness and care.

This is like when we are children, we are afraid to stay with our parents or teachers, we will feel restrained, and we will pretend to be good children. Because they will make all kinds of moral judgments against us. With children of the same age, we can let go of our hands and feet and constraints to play, and even play pranks and smash the neighbor's glass.

The feeling that Ouyang Xuan'er and Niu Wazi are together is that they have no moral concerns, they don't have to hold it, they can be bad children again, do whatever they want, and indulge at will.

"Wife, what are you looking at me for? This pig's trotters are beautiful, and you are also a whole one! When Ouyang Xuan'er was meditating in a daze, an oily pig's foot that had been gnawed suddenly appeared in front of Ouyang Xuan'er's eyes.

"Ahh ”

"Hey, hey! Little beauty! You're mine now, you know? Niu Wazi threw the pig's trotters on the plate in front of Ouyang Xuan'er, looked left and right with a smile and said, "I dreamed of you last night, you hugged me for nothing, doing that shameful thing!" ”

"Cow baby! You shut up! Ouyang Xuan'er's good-looking white and tender face was as red as a chili pepper all of a sudden, and she pointed to Niu Wazi's purple lips and warned, "If you are so shameless again, we will break up!" This kind of behavior of yours is illegal in the eyes of the law, and I can accuse you of verbally molesting me! ”

"Bullshit!" Niu Wazi grabbed a few napkins and wiped them while saying, "You are taking it out of context!" This law refers to between strangers! Between lovers and couples, you can't use obscenity, you should use *! ”

"Humph!" Seeing Niu Wazi's salivating face, Ouyang Xuan'er stood up and wanted to leave.

"Don't go! I haven't eaten yet! Niu Wazi's hands were quick, and he grabbed Ouyang Xuan'er's little hand and said, "Sit with me for a while!" ”

"Let go of your hand!" There was no one in the restaurant for a long time, only the master hiding in the kitchen, occasionally peeking at him. Seeing Niu Wazi's greasy hands scratching her sleeves, Ouyang Xuan'er roared angrily, "Are you going to be angry with me!" ”

"When you die, I'll be widowed! You can't die! Niu Wazi saw Ouyang Xuan'er sitting down angrily, let go of her hand and said, "I helped you boil medicine, you missed the time to eat, you should have repaid it with your own promise." But you don't agree, I happen to have a bad waist recently, so I reluctantly let you eat with me, I haven't eaten this meal yet? How can you go! ”

"Cow baby! Are you Tang Seng or not, you have said this five times, are you annoying! Ouyang Xuan'er regretted dying, she knew that Niu Wazi was so difficult, and she didn't provoke him if she killed herself. Instead of following a stinky fly around you every day, it is better to let Shu Shuang be humiliated!

"Nonsense! I'm the Bull Demon King, and you're the Iron Fan Princess! Niu Wazi corrected very seriously, "How can you forget such a major historical fact?" ”

Ouyang Xuan'er looked at Niu Wazi speechlessly, wanting to grab her hair, and wanting to return the decoction she drank in the afternoon to Niu Wazi. If he took Niu Wazi to a banquet in Yanjing, what would the result be? Seeing Niu Wazi sitting there burping, Ouyang Xuan'er said angrily, "You vomited everything you ate, why do you still say that I didn't eat with you!" ”

"With your IQ, you're suitable to be my wife! You said it yourself, eat with me! I've eaten and drunk food and wine until now, where have I eaten? I didn't eat, you left, is this ungrateful? Confucius taught us that we must not be ungrateful, otherwise we will have no children! ”

Ouyang Xuan'er's eyes widened, she looked at Niu Wazi in horror, and scolded with her hands clenched into fists, "You are a hooligan, scoundrel!" ”

"I'm not a hooligan enough! If I'm a hooligan, then I'll do what my master did and press you to the table in the dining room! My master's old thing actually ruined Sister Yubing quietly! Fortunately, I started early, otherwise you, little sheep, will probably be poisoned by my master! Niu Wazi looked at Ouyang Xuan'er excitedly and said, "For the sake of safety, let's do the cave house first!" Anyway, you and I are adults, and it's not bad for this day or two! ”

"Die!" Ouyang Xuan'er really couldn't stand Niu Wazi's foul language, and when she saw Niu Wazi's little eyes rolling around on her chest, she couldn't care much anymore, so she got up and ran quickly towards the door of the restaurant.

"Don't run! You run up and twist your ass, it's not good-looking! Niu Wazi also stood up and ran towards the door of the restaurant.

"Ahh

"Grandma's bear, who is TM-" Niu Wazi stepped forward quickly, and before she finished her scolding words, she saw Zhen Cheng's iron-blue face.

"I didn't see it was you! I'll go back to the room first, let's talk, Brother Zhen Cheng! Seeing that it was Zhen Cheng, Ouyang Xuan'er said with a red face as if she had been a savior, quickly wiped Zhen Cheng's body, and squeezed out of the door of the restaurant.

"I'm going to send one! Otherwise it's not safe! Niu Wazi said very solemnly and wanted to chase out, but unfortunately, as soon as she arrived at the door, she was carried back to the restaurant by Zhen Cheng like an eagle catching a chicken.

"Bunny! If you don't learn all day long, you just want to pick up girls! It's only been a few days since I let you out, and I see that your body is getting it, and you're losing your kidneys! Zhen Cheng said as he nodded a few fingers on Niu Wazi's body. With a hand, Niu Wazi obediently sat in his position.

"It's over!" Niu Wazi felt the abdomen of her body hot, and wailed with sadness, "Master, why did you seal someone's little JJ again!" ”

"If you call again, I castrate you!" Zhen Cheng saw that there were still a few pig's trotters on the table, touched one, and scolded while gnawing on it, "I'm doing this for your good!" ”

"What a fart! Zhou Huaichen: You unlocked their acupoints yesterday, why did you seal my acupoints today! What if Ouyang Xuan'er thinks of spring and can't keep it, and I can't satisfy her, what if she is out of the wall? I'm embarrassed, you're embarrassed! Niu Wazi suppressed her resentment and pleaded.

"Your assumption is not true! You have syphilis and die early, I believe it, Ouyang Xuan'er will not be able to hold it? I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it! "The speed at which Zhen Cheng eats pig's trotters, that's really not covered, as he spoke, he finished gnawing one and touched the other.

"Just bully me! When I grow up, you see how I clean up my two little brothers! Seeing and persuading Zhen Cheng not to move, Niu Wazi angrily threatened, "When I reach your strength, I will order Zhen Niu and Yan Shuai, so that you can't see your grandson, and I'll be angry with you!" ”

"You're confused about my son's name, don't expect me to teach you some acupoints! Your random personality, I'm convinced! I won't teach you anything, and I won't teach you lightly! That's how you do it now! One day, Ouyang Changan was provoked and killed with one shot, don't look for me if you become a ghost! Seeing Niu Wazi's angry appearance as a child, Zhen Cheng scolded angrily and funny.

"Master, I want to get Ouyang Xuan'er as soon as possible! Women, if you don't, I'm not sure! Seeing that the threat didn't work, Niu Wazi restrained his complaining expression, and said sternly, "You will be the granddaughter of No. 1 in the future, I will be the granddaughter of No. 2, and then let the dog baby be the granddaughter of No. 3!" The three of us will control Huaxia Kingdom in the future, what a few things! You untie my acupoint, I'll go and press Ouyang Xuan'er on the bed now, I see what Ouyang Chang'an can do to me? Damn, that old brute scolded me today, saying that I was not worthy of his daughter, so I matched it first, and then TMD, and I was angry with that bastard! ”

"I don't wronged you at all! Who told you I'm going to be the granddaughter of number one? You can't talk nonsense! Does Number Three have a granddaughter? Do you let the dog baby do the handle? The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes! I don't know what you're thinking about all day! I warn you, Ouyang Xuan'er can't move, do you know? ”

"I won't move, what if you mess with me!"

"Smack!" As soon as Niu Wazi finished speaking, she felt a pain in her head.

"Fart!" Zhen Cheng thought about what Nangong Wan'er said just now, and suddenly looked at Niu Wazi with a smile on his face and said, "Did you call your sister Wan'er this afternoon!" ”

"Hit! I told you all about Zhou Yubing! you off! "Niu Wazi looks like a hero who does things by himself.

"Poof-poof-" Zhen Cheng took advantage of Niu Wazi's pride, quickly clicked a few times, clapped his hands and scolded angrily, "Ya, don't seal your acupoint, it's really intolerable!" ”