"Honey, your skin is so white and tender, can I kiss it?"

"Toes!"

"My Queen, your toes smell so good! Ah, why is there so much water on your white legs? ”

"Fuck you, can I run out of water in the shower?"

"Oh my God! I'm going to faint! ”

"Faint you grandma, go die! Pong-pong-"

Zhen Cheng dialed Sun Shaobo's phone and heard such a voice. No need to ask, Sun Shaobo is watching a TV series again.

"Honey, the next time we meet, how about doing something more popular together?" Sun Shaobo's voice was full of laughter, and he pleaded crisply and nicely.

"You get the baton ready, we'll be even more perverted!" Zhen Cheng has been abused by Nangong Wan'er for a long time, his face is pale from the cold, his lips are purple, and his fingers are almost frozen, and he continues to stubbornly look for abuse. Hearing Sun Shaobo's plea, Zhen Cheng commanded very seriously.

"Husband! You're! Sun Shaobo's voice was shy enough to rub out the water, and he said in a low voice, "That guy of yours seems to be bigger than a baton, people are very satisfied, don't want that baton, okay?" ”

Zhen Cheng felt that his head hurt, and he wanted to be like Sun Wukong, who rose up and hit the launch tower on the top of Crouching Tiger Mountain to vent his inner depression. I asked Sun Shaobo to prepare a baton, that was to smoke Sun Shaobo, where did I think that Sun Shaobo's imagination ability is so peculiar, so powerful, and so treacherous and colorful.

"What's wrong? Angry? If it really doesn't work, I'll just say yes! Anyway, the police station also has a small baton! ”

"Sun Shaobo!" Zhen Cheng felt that it was cool to speak word by word, and he said it to Nangong Wan'er once just now, and he used it again with some unfinished intentions, so as to warn Sun Shaobo, a female hooligan. "I was trying to knock you out with a baton, you know?"

"You're so bad! Why are you still doing it! I was in your bed last night, why don't you it? Now that they're back, you're seducing them again! In case someone is a water-based poplar woman, it won't be good to make the hat on your head green! ”

"You rascal!" Zhen Cheng found that the former Vice Governor Sun had returned. I don't know if Sun Shaobo has read too much of the dossier, but now he no longer has the original idea of XXOO in the corn field where the soil is dropped, all of them are perverted ways of high intelligence.

"Hee-hee! Honey, I'm taking a shower! On the phone, Sun Shaobo's voice came from splashing.

"Is your phone waterproof?" Gentleman Zhen Cheng asked suspiciously.

"Waterproof fart!" Sun Shaobo said very rudely, "In order to practice the stunt of being able to answer the phone in a bath, I have bought more than ten phones!" ”

"What are you doing here?" Zhen Cheng asked very strangely.

"Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to answer when you call people when they're taking a shower?" Sun Shaobo's voice was full of coquettishness and pride, but in Zhen Cheng's ears, it was so exciting and moving.

"Yours is yours!" Zhen Cheng's complaining words came to his mouth, and he swallowed helplessly. After thinking about it, he asked curiously, "Then how did you practice taking a shower and still be able to answer the phone?" Isn't it all there is to use a headset? ”

"Headphones don't work! It's inconvenient to take a shower like that! Sun Shaobo proudly reminded, "You stupid, people have big breasts!" ”

Zhen Cheng was dumbfounded, his forehead was full of black lines! Thinking about the place where he caressed with his head last night, Zhen Cheng broke out in a cold sweat. If this Sun Shaobo succeeds one day, the two sledgehammers on his chest won't kill him!

"Hey, hey!" Sun Shaobo smiled like a pervert, "See if you dare to be with me next time!" ”

"A person like you is not suitable to be the chief of public security, you are suitable to open a brothel!" Zhen Chengcheng couldn't find too many words, and scolded angrily.

"The yellow field in our Dongcheng District has been cleaned up by me! It's three days and a big day, and no one dares to open a brothel in my chassis! When you come back, I promise, you won't even be able to see a street girl! ”

"Do you have a grudge against a prostitute? People also rely on their bodies to eat, is it good? ”

"There is no hatred! But it just can't be sold in Dongcheng District! I told the prostitutes and the owners of the entertainment establishments to let them go to Xicheng District to develop! Dongcheng District is our home, in case you can't control it one day and prostitute in Dongcheng District, then I have no face! ”

"Sun Shaobo! I want to strangle you! Zhen Cheng scolded madly, "Am I such a casual person?" Do I need to go to prostitution when I engage in women? You run the train with your mouth full, what nonsense! ”

"I'm planning ahead! You don't care! Sun Shaobo laughed for a long time, and then Zhen Cheng heard the sound of a towel wiping his body. A moment later, Sun Shaobo's voice came. "I'm lying under the covers now, now you can talk about Shangguan Xiao!"

Zhen Cheng was stunned again, regretting that he had found a smart woman as his wife.

The rest of the golden leftover women are all highly educated successful women? This has something to do with the fact that many men like to find a stupid wife! But unfortunately, Zhen Cheng knew it too late, and Zhen Cheng accepted the leftover girls that others didn't dare to want!

"I didn't have time to tell you last night because you were so crazy! I was in a hurry this morning, so I didn't say anything, you won't blame me! Sun Shaobo's voice was apologetic, but his tone was cold.

"If you don't kill someone, can you lift your blood curse?" Since Sun Shaobo admitted that the purpose of coming last night was not pure, Zhen Cheng didn't want to continue to complain about his woman. It is not Sun Shaobo's fault that he is afraid of blocking himself, this is just a manifestation of Sun Shaobo's concern for his own safety.

"What do you say, I'll do!" After a moment of silence, Sun Shaobo replied.

"You can find Shangguan Xiao, right?" Zhen Cheng asked.

"Yes! If I'm not mistaken, Shangguan Xiao has now returned to Yanjing! Sun Shaobo replied dryly.

"After solving Shangguan Xiao's blood curse, will it affect you? Even a little impact? ”

"It didn't make a difference! Xuan Qingzhen and Shen Yi are dead, this blood curse is not as powerful as it used to be, I can control it! Sun Shaobo's voice was full of unhappiness.

"Is there a kind of Gu poison that can control people without killing people?"

"What do you mean - to undo Shangguan Xiao's blood curse, and then use another Gu poison to control him?" Sun Shaobo's originally low mood suddenly became excited, and he said embarrassedly, "I wronged you just now!" ”

"It's good to know!" Zhen Cheng smiled bitterly and complained, and then continued, "What you said is not entirely right! What I let you control is not Shangguan Xiao alone, but also Shangguan Qingyun and Shangguan Xia! ”

"Will they hurt us?" Sun Shaobo's voice was full of coldness, and he said in a low voice, "I can kill them without Yanjing knowing it and ghosts!" ”

"I don't want you to get too much blood! It's not a last resort, we can't kill! The main purpose of letting you temporarily unlock Shangguan Xiao's blood curse is to relax their vigilance first! They know the identity of your Gu King, in case Shangguan Xiao dies now, then the Shangguan family may be desperate for revenge! I'm busy here right now, I can't leave for the time being, and I don't want you to be in danger! You unlock Shangguan Xiao's blood curse, and then secretly control the three people of Shangguan Xiao's family, so that we have more security in the future! ”

"Hmmm! It's a good idea! At least do this, people feel more comfortable! I don't want to kill more people, but I'm afraid that if we are indiscriminate, they will harm us! Since you commanded it, then I will do it! As long as they dare to harm us, I will let them live worse than die! Sun Shaobo's eyes were full of hatred, thinking about the tragic death of his brother and uncle, Sun Shaobo's huge chest became turbulent.

"We are merciful again! If the Shangguan family still dies next time and does not repent, then I will help you solve these three people! Believe me! ”

"You don't have to say that! I don't believe you, who else can I trust! Sun Shaobo calmed down a little and said, "I hate these two-faced men who talk like farts the most!" On the day my father died, Shangguan Xiao also went, I don't believe it, my father's death had nothing to do with him! That Simon Ba is a vulgar man, and the scene is clean! So I'm sure Shangguan Xiao must have also participated! ”

"Shangguan Xiao has gone! He took a cheats book from the old wolf king! Shangguan Qingyun has already returned it to me today, and I will give it to you when I return to Yanjing on New Year's Day! ”

"Don't give it to me! I'm not interested in that thing! Hey? Are you going back to Yanjing on New Year's Day? Sun Shaobo asked happily, "Why didn't you say it last night?" ”

"I just had this plan, if it's okay on New Year's Day, I'll go back! If you're not interested in cheats, then leave me here for the time being! Zhen Cheng smiled and added, "I went back to Yanjing to pay public grain, I don't know if you can cultivate that piece of land!" ”

"You're thinking beautifully! On my New Year's Day, my aunt came! If you want to cultivate, it's not that easy! Sun Shaobo's cheeks flushed, and he said in a low voice, "But if you want me to meet and accompany me to have a meal at my new home, it's not too much!" ”

"Come back to the courtyard with me on New Year's Day to eat!" Zhen Cheng said categorically, "I'm a man, I have the final say!" ”

"Hmm!" Sun Shaobo's tears rolled down his cheeks, covered his mouth, hurriedly hung up the phone, lay on the bed, and cried excitedly.

"!" Zhen Cheng looked at his phone angrily and scolded, "Next time, you must learn to hang up the phone first!" Really depressed TMD! ”