Chapter 2 It's definitely not because you're fat
The maid Shuangshuang competently cleaned up the room, and Yan Shunhua sat on two chairs, sobbing while eating citrus.
"Miss, don't be too sad, it's very common to sit on a bad stool, absolutely, definitely not because you're fat."
It's not because you're fat...
Because you're fat...
You're fat...
Fat...
"Enough, Frost, stop comforting me."
Yan Shunhua supported his forehead with one hand, trying to endure the headache that came from being too sad.
"So, miss, you've pulled yourself together, haven't you?"
"Probably... Right. ”
Yan Shunhua was so angry with the innocent frost that she couldn't cry or laugh, and her head hurt even more.
"Shunhua?"
This voice is Aunt Xu.
Thinking of Aunt Xu's good treatment of her in the past, Yan Shunhua supported the table with both hands, tried to prop up her chubby body, and saluted Aunt Xu who entered the door, but her thick legs hit the stool bulkyly, snapping, and the stool responded to the end, and the scene was very embarrassing.
"Shunhua, I've seen Aunt Xu."
Aunt Xu, who was plump and well-maintained, was dressed in a gorgeous dress, full of gold hairpins and silver ornaments, followed by five or six maids, full of pomp.
She glanced at Yan Shunhua, not hiding the mockery under her nose at all.
Turning back to the maids, he whispered and mocked: "It's actually become so fat, I'm worried in vain."
"Aunt Xu...?"
This atmosphere... How weird.
"Shunhua, this catastrophe is not dead, I can wake up, I should really thank my aunt for chanting and chanting Buddha for you day and night, you should have a long memory in the future, don't be so frizzy, you know?"
"Shunhua, follow Aunt Xu's teachings."
"In the future, you should check it, don't go to any other indiscriminate places to ruin the reputation of the Yan family, you know? You, this time is different from the past, if someone comes to the door to propose, you don't have to be suspicious, after all, your reputation, you should be snickering. ”
Aunt Xu, who is half-old, shook the fan while mocking Yan Shunhuaming, who had just recovered from a serious illness, in the name of 'preaching'.
Seeing this, the maid beside Aunt Xu also became bold.
"Second Madam, you're so right. It's a pity, just like the eldest lady now, even if her eyes are not good, she may have to weigh it for a long time. ”
Hearing this, the maids around the aunt laughed fiercer than the other.
"Presumptuous!"
Yan Shunhua raised his voice and scolded, everyone was startled at first, and then continued to laugh as if nothing had happened.
"Shunhua, don't be too angry, my aunt feels sorry for you, I have slept in the good years, and now it is not easy to find a husband, plus the things you did before, it will be even more difficult to find. The Yan family is too, there is no scenery in the past, so don't pick and choose. ”
The aunt shook the fan, then stood up, looked at Yan Shunhua's bucket waist, and said with a smile: "Pick out a few 'fit' clothes for the eldest lady, dress up well, and go to the living room to see Shi Gongzi of Fuhe Qianzhuang." ”
Shi Gongzi of Fuhe Qianzhuang?
Isn't it the straw bale that used to have a runny nose and followed her when she was a child?!
She has just woken up for half a day, and she has arranged a blind date?!
"Miss, don't embarrass us subordinates, it's rare that someone still thinks of the old love and wants to marry you back as a concubine, you should be snickering in your dreams."
"Being a concubine? What do you mean? ”
"Forget it, Sister Chunlai, the eldest lady is pretending to have amnesia, what happened to her and the leaf dog in the house back then, the people in the entire main city, who doesn't know, who doesn't know, even the maid's man robbed it, it's really cheap."
"I almost forgot, didn't the second lady talk about it when she came back to visit her last time? In the future, we should mention these old and ugly things less, so as not to ruin the reputation of the Yan family. ”
The maids had mocking faces, and they didn't regard her as the eldest lady of the Yan family at all.
Who is Ye Gou, who actually said that she robbed the maid's man?
"Ridiculous! Who is spreading rumors, let him come out and confront me! Yan Shunhua slapped the dresser vigorously, and the entire wooden comb was shaken to the ground, and the maids were stunned.
"Ouch, it seems that Miss is really sick."
"Sister Chunlai, it's not good to cure the madness of losing your heart, what are you arguing with her?"
It's strange, it's so strange, why did the people in the house become so unruly.
In the past, she was the big boss of the Yan family, holding the big key of the Yan family, in charge of the Yan family's business, and she could be regarded as calling for wind and rain in the main city.
She treats people well, this group of wolves and dogs are treating her like this now.
The maids surrounded Yan Shunhua for a while, and they could insert a few hairpins in their buns, like a flower pot, "Peonies, daisies, Yueji... All of them'.
Yan Shunhua is wearing a gauze dress and a tent, and if she is an ordinary woman, even if she is not sexy and lovely, she must be noble and cold. But she looked like she had put a piece of cloth over a pig.
As far as the eye can see, there is fat on top of each other.
……
The maids clapped their hands and said with a wicked smile: "Our eldest lady, it's really a beautiful country, sinking fish and geese." ”
After that, she was 'thrown' in the living room to see Shi Gongzi of He Fu and Qian Zhuang.
If she hadn't seen a wild boar walking on two feet in her previous life, she would have thought that Shi Gongzi of Fuhe Qianzhuang was a pig essence, and he could actually grow... Looks... So... There is a sense of freshness.
People can't eat when they see it.
It's a trial, it must be a trial.
If the heavens descend on the Si people, they must first 'damage their own eyes'.
What kind of Shi Gongzi of Fu and Qian Zhuang is this, with beanie eyes, buck teeth, and a nose facing the sky?!!
There are also two large moles with hair on his cheeks, which are still symmetrical! (vomit-)
God, let someone put an end to her, lest she suffer this sin.
Yan Shunhua half-covered her face with a fan, trying to resist the urge to vomit, and the other party's appearance made it difficult for her to concentrate when chatting.
"After more than ten years, when I see Miss today, it's like a world away."
Although he looks ugly, he is quite polite.
After all, the visitor is a guest, so deal with it casually.
"Miss was slender yesterday, how can she be as fat as a buffalo today." Shi Gongzi patted his thigh regretfully and raised a glass to drink.
"Ahem..."
These words can choke Yan Shunhua, she hasn't disliked his ugliness, he actually dares to dislike her for being fat?
"But it doesn't matter. Didn't you Yan Shunhua be high and unattainable back then? Now it's not about deigning to be someone else's concubine. It's really the reincarnation of heaven, and the retribution is not happy! Hahaha..."
Yan Shunhua raised her eyes, and her brown eyes were still clear and clear, as if she could see through people at a glance.
Aren't you here for a blind date? I'm here to smash the field!
"I, Yan Shunhua, never thought that the heel who followed me with a runny nose back then, now after a few glasses of wine, he began to pretend to be a person?!"
dared to raise the bar with her Yan Shunhua, I really don't know how to write dead words!
"What do you mean by that? Ye Ken is willing to look up to you, don't be embarrassed, do you think you are still the unattainable Miss Yan family at the beginning?! ”
Yan Shunhua saw that he was a little drunk, because of the family affairs arranged by Aunt Xu, and it was not good to leave the table without permission, so he didn't care about him anymore, and his left ear went in and out of his right ear, just get through.
The angry Shi Gongzi picked up the wine jug and drank it, and said to himself:
"When you get married, not only must you respect the three and four virtues, in addition to taking me as the sky, but also listen to my eldest lady, she asks you to go east, you don't want to go west. She told you to go west, and you don't want to go east. Otherwise, I'll divorce you and drive you out into the streets, you know?"
"Also, after you get started, give me a few sons immediately, if you can't give birth within two years, you will go back to the Yan family!"
"I don't know what to do!"
The more you talk about it, the more you go too far!
"What do you say? Be louder, louder! The husband is the wife, do you understand!? Although I'm a little older, I'm still pretty good-looking. After all, this ugly prodigal actually stretched out his hand to touch Yan Shunhua's face.
"You, what do you want to do? Don't let go yet! ”