Chapter 3 Unbearable
However, Shi Gongzi didn't pay attention to Yan Shunhua's warning at all, and the whole person pounced on her boldly.
When the frightened Yan Shunhua retreated, she stepped on the hem of her clothes and fell to the ground, hurting to death, she didn't have time to reach out and rub her white and tender big buttocks, and the ugly prodigal stretched out his disgusting tongue and licked Yan Shunhua's face.
"Gross-"
It's so disgusting, I haven't eaten any food, and Yan Shunhua can only retch like this.
"Get out of here!"
Finally, she couldn't bear it anymore, she kicked Shi Gongzi's abdomen, kicking the ugly swinger two meters away from herself, however, the disaster was not a single line, the entire table was knocked over, and a pot of chicken soup happened to cover Shi Gongzi's head, and the greasy chicken soup poured over him.
His face was red, but his stomach was so painful that he couldn't scream.
The embarrassed Yan Shunhua stood up, patted his clothes, looked condescendingly at the ugly prodigal, and said:
"People like you, who only know what it is but don't know why, don't insult the sages, and say that the husband is the wife, I! I have more than a dozen wives in the family, and you still want to marry me Yan Shunhua and be a concubine? You don't even have the qualifications to look at me. Yes, drink more chicken soup to replenish your brain, after all, your head is smaller than a chicken! ”
"You... Our historian will never let you go. Shi Gongzi stared at Yan Shunhua with a hideous face, eager to swallow her alive.
"Come on! Miss Ben, always with you! ”
With that, she raised her head haughtily and stepped out of the living room in a generous manner.
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【Yan Mansion - West Wing】
Yan Shunhua sat on the bed with her buttocks, the entire wooden bed was bent by her, and it was still rattling, it sounded like it would collapse at any time.
However, she didn't care.
After venting, the mood is finally refreshing.
She couldn't help but hum a little song.
"Miss, please save Frost! Miss! ”
The cry outside the door broke Yan Shunhua's contemplation, she got up from the bed and came to the backyard in search of the sound. The servants of the house are surrounding Frost and want to tie her up.
"Miss, please, help me."
"Stop! What happened? Who told you to tie up the frost?! ”
"Miss..."As soon as Shuangshuang saw Yan Shunhua, she cried even more fiercely.
Miss? The servants in the family haven't seen Yan Shunhua for many years, let alone Yan Shunhua, who is so fat, they look at each other one by one, and they can't recognize her at all.
"Don't say it yet!"
As soon as the voice came out, the sense of shock hidden in the sound hit again.
The majesty of the emperor who was not angry and self-righteous frightened the servants and did not move.
"Yes, it's Miss, that's right. What should I do? ”
An older old servant stepped forward and raised his hand to compose, "Back to the eldest lady, the second uncle said that he would sell Yan Shuangshuang to Master Tian as a maid, but Yan Shuangshuang was disobedient and always wanted to escape, so the second uncle ordered the servants to tie her up and send her to Master Tian's mansion later." ”
Strange, although the second uncle is Aunt Xu's brother, he is just an outsider, when did he have so much power in the Yan family?
"Joke, Shuangshuang is Miss Ben's personal maid, when did she become the second uncle's person, and she sold it when she said she would sell it? You still don't let anyone go! ”
"Yes, yes..." The old servant was about to loosen his tie when he was stopped by the maid beside Aunt Xu.
"Miss, the second lady is waiting to see you." The maid Qiujing grabbed Yan Shunhua's wrist with one hand, her attitude was very tough, and she wanted to drag her to see Aunt Xu, but when she pulled hard, she suddenly found that she couldn't pull Yan Shunhua's tonnage.
The little maid tried her best, but she couldn't shake her half a point.
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"Miss, let's go by yourself."
Qiu Jing withdrew his hand and retreated to its original position, pretending that nothing had happened.
Can't pull it? Yan Shunhua felt a little sad, and actually thanked herself for growing fat to avoid the humiliation of the maid.
"Wait, bring Shuangshuang over with you, Miss Ben will see how Aunt Xu wants to explain that she connived at the chaos of the Yan family."
With that kind of look, even Qiu Jing couldn't help but be shocked.
Isn't she supposed to be stupid, has the eldest lady really changed back?
*
【Imperial Palace - Jinluan Palace】
The civil and military officials were arguing about how to deal with the plague in Liqiancheng, and they were chattering endlessly.
The emperor sat on the dragon chair, looking down at the hundred officials, and frowned.
If the people below were arguing about how to deal with the plague, the emperor would not have such a headache, but the people below were arguing about which prince would go to Liqiancheng to deal with the epidemic better.
Dare that he hasn't abdicated yet, and the group of people below have already arranged the next majesty?
It's the other way around!
"Enough. I will make a decision on this matter, so let's step aside. ”
The hundred officials received the order, and bowed and retired.
Only the emperor and the old eunuch remained in the entire Jinluan Palace.
"Little Qizi, which prince do you think I should send to Liqian City?"
When the old eunuch heard this, he hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Back to Your Majesty, this national event, the old slave doesn't dare to talk nonsense." ”
"Alas, it's boring. I heard that Little Thirteen is coming back soon, how about letting Little Thirteen go? ”
"Back to Your Majesty, the Thirteenth Master is young and promising, and the affairs of Liqiancheng are naturally difficult for him, but Your Majesty, you have forgotten that the Thirteenth Master he..."
"It's just me and you here, don't hide your words."
"Yes, Your Majesty. The thirteenth master is still the same, and he vomits when he smells the fat powder. ”
"Little Thirteen is still close to being a woman?"
"Back to Your Majesty, according to the guards of the main city, a few days ago, a woman fell in love with the Thirteenth Master, and deliberately dropped a silk silk in front of him.
"Damn! The angry emperor slapped the brush on the case with his backhand, making the old eunuch tremble with fright.
"Tell Your Majesty, it's Yan Shunhua."
"That's right, it's that Yan Shunhua. How is she doing? I only punished her for two years in Zhuxian Jusi that day, which was really a light sentence for her, if it weren't for her father's annual tribute, poverty alleviation and disaster relief, I would have divided her five horses! ”
"Your Majesty is angry, why bother for such villains."
"That's it, as long as Yan Shunhua is not afraid of death and appears in front of Xiao Thirteen, I will spare her a dog's life. Xuan Fu Xing's son into the palace, just to check the pulse for me, and by the way, cure the strange disease of the little thirteen. ”
"The old slave obeys."
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In the middle of the night, the soldiers guarding the gate were yawning, and the sound of messy horses' hooves came from a distance.
A simple, somewhat old carriage was stopped in front of the city gates
The soldiers guarding the city gate have always been people who worship when they see high and step on low when they see low, and when they see this carriage, they conclude that it is not a high-ranking official.
Immediately, he didn't put on any good looks, and shouted sharply: "Let you stop, do you understand?"
The carriage came to a steady stop, and the veil was lifted, revealing a stunning side face, though only for a second, enough to make people haunted and immersed in it.
It wasn't until the scholar beckoned in front of the soldiers that his soul was recovered.
"Hey, what's... The city gate is closed today, and I'm afraid that your young lady is not safe to sleep in the wilderness, so you have to condescend to give up... How about dropping down, staying, staying overnight? The soldier blushed and stammered in an invitation.
"Flutter-" The scholar immediately burst out laughing, ignoring his master's ugly face, and laughed.
"Less, young man, what are you laughing at? Is it looking down on me? The soldier was suddenly anxious, but he was afraid of disturbing the beauty, so he had to suppress his voice.
"Gong, Gong... He called you Miss, hahahaha..."The little scholar was so happy that he couldn't help himself.
"Alright, get down to business." Fu Mujian's face was full of black lines, regretting that he didn't listen to the scholar's words, and went out wearing a hat.
"Yes, Childe." The scholar Yidao forcibly put away his smile, turned his face, and said solemnly: "My son-in-law entered Beijing on the orders of the emperor, and this is a pass token."
The gatekeeper was stunned, this token was actually genuine?!! Frightened, he hurriedly shouted, asked the city gate to be opened, and sent the carriage into the city, and saw that the carriage had gone away, and the soldier was still looking at it infatuatedly.
【Inner Courtyard of the Imperial Palace】
Today, Fu Mujin still obediently put on the hat, and on the way to face the saint, the scholar Yidao was still talking about what had just happened.
"Childe, Ichidao said it, let you wear a hat, look at your beautiful face, up to the eighty-year-old old lady who lost her teeth, down to the three-year-old baby who just landed on the ground to eat candy, who can not be fascinated by your face, fortunately Yidao has a beautiful daughter-in-law in the countryside who is married to her, otherwise your soul will be taken away by you."
It's the first time that the little eunuch who led the way has seen such a scholar who can make sycophants, how can there be such a good-looking person in the world, this scholar is really good at bragging.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew, the veil was lifted by the wind, and the little eunuch with the lantern stood in place, unable to calm his heartbeat for a long time.
Hey, it hurts to hit this face.
Fu Mujin hurriedly pulled down the veil and turned around to remind Yidao. "Ahem... Note that this is the Royal Palace. ”
"Yes, yes, Childe, have you heard? The Nine Princes who were fighting everywhere had recently returned. Do you say that this matter has anything to do with His Majesty the Emperor calling you into Beijing overnight? ”
"I don't know."
"I'm afraid that Gongzi, you won't be a commoner for long, Princess Ruiyang likes you, that's something that the whole city knows, hasn't His Majesty the Emperor always knocked on your mind recently?"
"Besides, deduct wages."
"Don't, don't, don't, I'm talking too much, I'm in a hurry to get married, son, why do you still want to deduct a rice's wife!"
"Don't talk later, you will deduct ten words per word."
"What if His Majesty the Emperor asks me?"
"Very good, ten words, just one hundred words. You have more than two taels left on your salary this month. ”
"Didn't you say you would wait? I won't say it, I won't say it, will it? ”
It seems that Childe is real, and he really wants to deduct it, and he really picks the door.
Finally, Yidao didn't have time to gossip, so he patronized and counted his fingers with his head down, calculating how much wages were deducted.
Imperial Palace - Longhua Palace
A red thread was tied to the fair, emaciated wrist, and the other was being poked with two fingers.
The old man lying on the dragon bed had a heavy breath and a slightly hoarse voice.
"Tell me, is my illness serious?"