It's Monday, and I can't sleep before dawn, so I lay in bed for a while, and it's already dark. I thought to myself: these people are blessed by Xiao Rou every morning, so I might as well make her breakfast today. Otherwise, Xiaorou began to be reluctant, saying that I don't know how to be grateful or anything, in fact, I am a person who knows how to repay kindness, and everything others say is false. Ha ha...... I know I'm embarrassed to say that, but it's true!

Don't look at me as single and think I'm a rough man. Actually, my cooking skills are pretty good. Moreover, my own original nutritious breakfast of the Yin family is extremely complicated.

First of all, the iron pot used is to cook in an iron pot that has been rusted for 7749 days, so that the food is richer in iron and other minerals! It is also accompanied by green onions that have absorbed the essence of the sun and moon for 274 days!

Plus firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, there is always something suitable for her taste!

Good! Everything was ready, I tied my apron, posed, looked at the clock nervously, and silently counted down: "Ten, nine, eight............ Three, two, one, zero...... FIRE！ Ignition! ”

Well? What's going on, why do I use the strength of milk, but I can't fire, can I say...... I have a cold on my gas canister? No way, even if I didn't take care of it these days, I wouldn't be like this. I went a few more times, and finally I was helpless to die, this ...... It has already announced that it is out of stock in its stomach!

My poor gas canister, what have you been through, was it that you were abused inhumanly in the days when I was not at home? Is Xiaorou seriously overdrawing you?

Ah, my poor gas canister.

Now the situation seems to be cough...... Everything is in place, only gas is owed!

Why was the gas tank empty just as I was about to show off my skills? It's musty! Grandma's!

It seems that Xiaorou can't eat my cooking for the time being, to be honest, even the country's five-star chef can't compare to my craftsmanship! What a pity! It's a shame!

Forget it, I'd better go out and buy some breakfast. Thinking of this, I went outside and bought a pound of fried dough sticks and two bowls of tofu brain. When I got home, I saw that there was still no one in the room, I looked at my phone, it was only a little past six o'clock, how could she get up so early. I sat bored on the couch and turned on the TV to see what news was going on today, and these days, I almost forgot about the TV as my ex-wife.

"It's rare, so early? Also knew that I went out to buy breakfast! ”

"Ah......h Turning my head, I saw a pale face appear in front of my eyes.

"Miss, don't make such jokes! Why did you run behind people without saying a word? Ghosts are scary, scary to death! I said as I stroked my little wounded heart. This girl, don't you know that my heart can't withstand such stimulation?

"Ah, did it scare you? Well, I'll pay attention next time, don't be afraid. ”

I looked at her in amazement, as if I didn't know this little girl. This...... Is this Xiao Rou? How does it feel like a female ghost? The Xiaorou in my memory is not a female ghost who will apologize.

I belong to the type of person who has to inch in, get ruler into meter, get meter into zhang, get zhang into in, and get inside into light years. So I poured out all the places that I usually suppressed in my heart when I was dissatisfied! Joyfully!

"Well, Xiaorou, that's the case, this trouble you have to swing your legs more when you walk in the future, and the amplitude should be larger, don't always look like you are wearing skates on the soles of your feet, although we are quite familiar, but when we are inadvertent, we are often startled...... Also, don't be incognito, of course, you can not hide when you take a shower! …… Also, don't make any more faces in front of me......"

I said that the water was falling and foaming, and the morning sun stole through the window and showed a beautiful rainbow in front of my mouth......

"Did you say enough?" She posed as a shrewd scolding the teapot pose, and a bright kitchen knife slapped rhythmically in her hand......

Look, it has appeared, this is the form that Xiaorou should exist. I said, why did this guy become so gentle overnight, it turned out ...... It was really my delusion just now, and it seems that this time, I am in trouble!

What am I, I'm a history teacher. As soon as I saw that the situation was not right, I began to blame myself.

I'm just too impatient, I knew that something was wrong, and I should have taken it step by step!

Hey, misstep!

Big misstep!!

The battle situation that was originally favorable to us was turned around by an inexplicable kitchen knife, and this is the price of our miscalculation! The reason for the current situation is that my command is wrong.

Now in this situation, I watched the battle turn from the upper hand to the lower hand, so I had to change my words and beg for the whole thing: "Oh...... This one...... Everything is negotiable. The above is just a small expectation of my personal expectation of you, whether you are free to do it or not is completely up to you, hehe......"

"Expectations?" Her eyebrows tightened, "So you're venting your dissatisfaction with me??" ”

"Ah...... This one...... Ha ha...... I'm just talking about it, no, no, no...... Haha...... "I have completely lost from the downwind to the collapse of the army, and I can only surrender:" No...... You're good now, and it's really ...... to be popular lately with a personality beauty like you."

When Xiao Rou heard this, her gloomy face turned cloudy, and I saw the hope of preservation, okay!

Continue! If you want to shoot the fart, it will be swollen!

"Xiaorou...... You are really ......" The words in quotation marks here are original flattery cheats, because the patent has not yet been registered, for fear of being stolen, hereby hidden!

I believe that even if I am by the emperor's side, when I hear what I say, I will be moved to reward me with thousands of acres of fertile land. It's a pity that I wasn't born in ancient times. If I had been born in ancient times, would I still have Zhao Gao of the Qin Dynasty? Is there still Wei Zhongxian of the Ming Dynasty? Is there still Li Lianying in the Qing Dynasty?

Wait a minute...... The three people above seem to be eunuchs?

Xiao Rou listened to my praise for her like a surging river, and listened to her face cloudy and sunny until there was no cloud! It seems that both humans and ghosts are the same, and they all love to listen to good words......

Hehe, if I knew that you were so easy to deal with, I would have used this trick for you a long time ago, and I still have to wait until now, really, I am too stupid.

"Childe ......" You see, this title has changed from "hey" to "childe", which is indirect proof that my tactic is still okay!

"Of course, you're not just a personality beauty, but you also have to add a SUPER in front of you! How's that, it's funny, right? ”

"What do you mean by that? Make it clear to me! ”

"This ...... Hehe, anyway, it's just a compliment to you, and you can listen to it yourself! ”