Chapter Twenty-Seven: Female ghosts also have sad things

Unexpectedly, Xiao Rou sighed and said very sadly: "I love you, but you don't know!" ”

Of course I know, but this female ghost can't connect with people in the yang world. Such a thing is not allowed in this world. I'm really not Ning Caichen, do you really think of yourself as Nie Xiaoqian?

It's not good, it's really bad, I should confess it to you. Xiaorou, I like you!

"I am willing to break off the wings behind my back for you, and I will never go back to heaven for the rest of my life. Even if God loses his temper, I am willing to betray him for you, I am willing to betray him for you......"

Well? Something seems wrong? I really don't understand what she means!

Anyway, eldest lady, you are a female ghost in China, how did you become a foreign angel again? It should be Lord Yama who rules you, not the God of Heaven!

Did I not wake up, or was this guy squeezed in the head by the door today?

Just when I was at a loss, she suddenly laughed: "How is it, isn't it very moving." Tell you, I just saw this and cried unconsciously. ”

My mother, you're really joking, and it just scared me. It turns out that this series of mystery operations just now is imitating the lines on TV!

I thought you really liked me, but I was excited in vain, it turned out that I was really amorous!

In order to alleviate the embarrassment just now, I directly teased: "Ah...... Hehe, it turns out that you will also be moved, and you will also shed tears. In other words, what should you call it if you shed tears? Do ghosts cry? ”

"Childe ......"

"Huh?"

"Look at how handsome my face-turning action is today!"

"Ah...... Mom, how can you do this, if you can't talk about me, you will start to turn your face. Didn't you say you wouldn't turn your face on me? ”

"Ahaha...... Would you have screamed too? What should it be called? Wolf howl? She smugly fought back at me.

"Okay, let's settle this matter." I stood up on the ground, patted the soil on my body and said, "Xiaorou, I really ask you, don't scare me at every turn, my little heart really can't withstand such stimulation!" ”

"Okay, I see. Childe ...... "She looked at me with a greedy look in her eyes. I looked at her in horror and asked, "What?" Don't you just have a lot of fun and want to do it again? ”

"Childe, I know you can't wait, take it out!"

"You...... Don't talk nonsense, how can I have it. Besides, what did you ask me to pull out? ”

"Oh, you're still a man, why are you so shy. Hurry up and take it out, I'll see if it's big, pretty or not? ”

"It's not...... Xiaorou, we can't be like this yet, our relationship hasn't reached this point yet......"

"What do you want? I've just reached for the phone in your pocket, why don't you give it to me? Isn't that what I bought it? ”

"Ah...... So you're talking about mobile phones...... Scared the hell out of me. ”

I'm still saying it for you...... Grandma's, I'm such an impure guy!

"Since you've found out, I've had no choice but to obey." I took out my mobile phone a little disappointed and said directly: "Xiaorou, you have to cherish a little, this is my hard-earned money for more than two months, you know, I use a broken mobile phone now......" Before I could finish speaking, Xiaorou snatched the mobile phone and happily drilled directly into the bottle.

I...... I really convinced you, with a mobile phone, I abandoned a handsome and chic, young and golden, suave, loved by everyone, and a graceful and beautiful boy who saw flowers blooming, which is really a "heavy machine and light friend"!

The night was getting darker, and I lay in bed and listened to the clock strike twelve times, it was already midnight, and it was time to sleep. In fact, I was about to fall asleep, but I was awakened by Xiao Rou's words from a half-asleep dream. Sure enough, it's a female ghost, and if you don't sleep in the middle of the night, you know how to scare people!

"Hey, are you asleep now?" The voice came from inside the vase.

I pretended not to hear, just hid in the sheets and didn't say a word. That way, she'll think I'm asleep and won't come to disturb me. I know, you're a ghost, but I'm human, and if I don't sleep, how will I work tomorrow? Who is like you ghosts, the concept of day and night is completely reversed.

"Hey, are you really asleep? I know you're not asleep, but I hear your laughter. If you don't answer me, I'm going to be under your covers......"

"Don't, I...... I'm here, I'm not sleeping, don't worry! I quickly replied, this little girl doesn't play her cards according to common sense, and if she says it, she will definitely do it.

"You didn't sleep, just talk to me, I'm panicking in my heart!"

"You...... What are you kidding, you're a ghost, what a ghost is so stuffy! ”

"Hey, you may not believe it, but my mind is full of what I saw on TV during the day. I don't know why, but after watching this TV series, I really felt so moved. You say, the woman who can fly......"

"That's called an angel...... "I corrected her appropriately."

"To that angel...... Unexpectedly, that angel really bravely broke the white feather wings behind his back for the man he loved. I...... I really envy this kind of love. I don't know if I can get such love! ”

"Little ancestor, it's a TV series, it's all a lie, you know? These stories are all written by the screenwriters, fake, and the purpose is to earn ratings from sentimental guys like you! ”、

"Even if it's fake, I'm willing to believe it. Childe, I can tell you that if I meet a man like that in the future, I can also sacrifice everything for him...... No matter what it is, even if it's my life, I don't hesitate to do it! ”

"Hmm." I didn't answer her.

I didn't expect this thousand-year-old female ghost to be quite infatuated, and she could be moved by watching TV. Xiaorou, you look so beautiful and can cook a good dish, if she is human......

Thinking of this, I ruthlessly interrupted my thoughts. What a fool I am, what was I thinking? If Xiao Rou is really a human being, how can I get my turn. I have nothing, what can I give her?

Hehe, even if you walk out on the street and pull out a man in the crowd, I guess it's better than me!

"Childe, you say...... Do you think I can meet the person in my heart? ”

I was speechless and could only pretend to be asleep. Within three seconds, I was snoring.

This time, Xiao Rou didn't bother me, but I heard a slight sigh from the vase.