Chapter One Hundred and Six: The Feast Begins

At this time, someone came over and said something in Shan Yu's ear, and Shan Yu let out a duck-like laugh after listening to it and said, "Wow quack...... It's finally done, and I'm tired of waiting. What are you doing in a daze, tell them to bring it up! ”

I looked, good fellow, where is this feast, this is simply the gluttony of the beast.

See what's there? There are roasted whole sheep, roasted suckling pig, roasted beef leg, roasted hare, roasted roe deer, crowned deer or something, how these things are all meat food. I thought these things would be gone when they came up, but I was wrong, really wrong. I didn't expect that after this thing, there are still some things, for example, geese flying in the sky, swans or something. Again, there are pigeons, chickens, and some birds whose names I can't name. Of course, I don't see any fish in these at all, and I don't know if it's because people in the grassland don't like to eat it or whatever, but there is no fish in these meats.

But the strange thing is, why are there not even vegetables in these?

Do you not have potatoes, turnips, and eggplants in your savannah? No cabbage, tomatoes, cucumbers?

This...... It's all meat, don't you feel uncomfortable eating it?

The food was packed on a large table in the middle, and it felt like you were eating a full feast.

The food was all served, and the Huns who served the food withdrew directly. Inside this house, the smell of meat wafts everywhere. In front of us, each person has a large enamel bowl, and on the side, there is a large jar of authentic soju from the grassland.

Grandma's, in this era, there is no fake wine, industrial alcoholic wine or anything, all of which are brewed from pure grain. When the lid of the jar was opened, the whole house was filled with the smell of grain wine. In the enamel bowl in front of us, a bowl was served on the full road. This viscous yellow-orange-orange wine is estimated to be better than Moutai's puree wine.

It's a pity that I don't like to drink. Because I am a teacher by profession, this shows that I need to be disciplined all the time. Don't act like a drunkard or a smoker in front of your students.

On the other hand, I don't have much research on this wine. When I have dinner with colleagues or friends, I can only have a bottle of beer at most. If you drink too much, you won't know anything.

"Dongfang Shuo, I scared you just now." The old spittoon picked up a leg of lamb directly on the table and said, "Take it for you." "He threw it over, and I caught it. Just kidding, I also have baseball experience, and it's not a big deal.

"Dongfang Shuo, there is such a rule among our Huns, since you catch the leg of mutton I gave, you must eat it all, otherwise, you will look down on me."

"Is there such a rule?" I blinked, and it felt like this rule was really a god.

"Why, don't believe what I say?" This rhetorical question is really very powerful, and I replied with a smile: "How is it possible, you are Shan Yu of the Huns, and whatever you say is what you say." Thank you for the leg of lamb rewarded by Lord Shan Yu, I must have eaten it all. ”

As I spoke, I sat down and ate on it.

Such a big leg of lamb is really roasted and fragrant. In that era, with my meager salary, let alone eating a whole leg of lamb, even the kebabs were bought with a skewer to take out the sparks. This is really, stupid people have stupid blessings, I didn't expect that when I came to this dynasty, I could eat a whole roast leg of lamb, isn't this the will of heaven? Isn't this a gift from heaven?

Thinking of this, I felt like I was going to cry with emotion.

Master spittoon, I thank you, I won't call you spittoon in the future, it's not good, let's call you Shan Yu.

"Come on, come on, you Han envoys, eat as you like, we don't have anything on the grassland, just a lot of game." This old spittoon said very generously.

At this time, I saw that Princess Zhen'er Mi had come to the side of the spittoon. She lowered her body as if it was her dad who was talking about it, which I didn't know. When the spittoon was finished, he laughed happily. Say what? As for being funny like that? Moreover, how can this spittoon ...... Why are you laughing while looking at me? Could it be ...... Could it be that the princess told this spittoon about my underwear?

I'm still eating a leg of lamb and don't care if this guy laughs at himself. If you like to laugh, I'll laugh at it, anyway, I can't do anything about you, who let this be in your territory. Hmph, if you come to our time, see how I laugh at you. I'll ...... when the time comes. I'm going to go head-to-head with you...... Of course, it's you with a knife and I'm with a gun, so it's fair and reasonable.

In other words, these Huns are really not simple, and when I look at these guys, they are really unambiguous. Drinking a bowl of wine and eating meat directly seemed to whet my appetite. Let me look at Su Wu, this guy is not ambiguous in eating, really, you are also a courtier standing in the court, why are you so unproductive. I looked at Xiao Rou again, and I saw that she didn't seem to want to eat these things, but just picked up a little green vegetables on top of the meat and ate them.

"Su Wu, you pay a little attention to your image, how can you say that you are a courtier who sent an envoy to the Huns, don't let people laugh." I approached Su Wu and said.

"You still have the face to say about me, look at your food, it's not much better than me!"

Grandma's, why does this line feel so familiar?

I thought about it carefully, and it turned out that this was the dialogue between Li Yunlong and Monk Wei in "Bright Sword". This one... Su Wu hasn't seen this TV series, why, does he know these lines? It seems that no matter how the world changes, whether it is ancient or modern, the people take food as the sky!

"What do you think? Seeing that you are so engrossed, do you think of something? "Su Wu, this guy is full of meat, and asked me vaguely.

"No, I ...... Forget it, the past is unbearable, and the moon is ......"

"Oh, Brother Dongfang, good poetry, good poetry!"

"Forget it, let's swallow the contents of your mouth first and then slap the sycophants!" said that other people's eating appearance is not good-looking, but in fact, my eating appearance is really not as good as other Su Wu. Anyway, people eat with chopsticks, and I just hold the big leg of lamb with two hands and start gnawing.

"Dongfang Shuo, I like it." The spittoon began to speak at this time: "To tell you the truth, I look down on the Han people very much, because I always feel that the Han people are stingy, have no strength, and have no stomach. However, I find that you are different. Just your courage just now, I think it is a fight with our Huns. ”