Why does this guy always not forget to suppress the people of our Han Dynasty, too high for them Huns. Hmph, it looks like I'm going to educate you well.

"Hahaha......" I just put down the leg of mutton and laughed.

This move made the spittoon a little confused: "What are you laughing at, do you mean that what I said is wrong?" ”

"Lord Shan, there is one thing I don't understand very well, please answer it in person." I stood up directly, came to the middle, looked at the spittoon and asked.

"Oh, what's wrong with you that you don't understand? Tell me, whatever I know, I'll tell you. ”

"Lord Shan Yu, from what you said just now, I feel that you Huns are better than us Han people everywhere, right?"

"Whoa, quack, quack...... Needless to say? Can't you see that? In terms of soldiers' physical strength, endurance, physical fitness, etc., are you opponents? In terms of wisdom, strategy, and military affairs, are you adversaries? Besides, if you were to shoot arrows on horseback, you would be children at all, and you wouldn't have any skills. How can we say that we are also a country on horseback, you can't do this! These are not opponents, you are not weaker than us, are you still stronger than us. Speaking of this, the spittoon's expression was very proud, to be honest, I really wanted to spray a mouthful of Laotan sauerkraut on his face. Tell me about you, how can you talk like this without being ashamed!

Our Han Dynasty is a vast land and rich in resources, and there are many capable people, why can't we compare to you Huns?

My emperor, that is Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, this is the famous Ming Emperor in history. Our general, Huo Quai, is an iron-clad man, who says that he is not as good as you. Our culture and civilization have reached a fairly developed level, why are we lagging behind you in wisdom?

It's really a guy who sits in a well and watches the sky, and doesn't know how thick the sky is.

"Dongfang Shuo, why don't you speak, can't you find any reason to refute this king, wow quack......" he said here, laughing insolently. His generals also burst out laughing.

Some people even said: "This guy is humiliating himself, and our Huns are stronger than the people of the Han Dynasty......

"That's it, that's it, this kid is really a fool, asking such a childish question, I think the people of the Han Dynasty are three-year-old children......"

"Hey, don't say that, our three-year-olds are better than their adults!"

Grandma's, when I'm really a kitten, it seems that I won't show you a little bit of truth today, you don't know what a tiger's ass can't touch!

I sneered twice, clapped my hands and said, "Lord Shan Yu, I listened to what you said just now, but I can tell you very responsibly that I don't agree with what you said." In this way, you say that you Huns are powerful, and I say that my Han Dynasty people are powerful, and our two sides boast about themselves, and there is no substantive intersection. In this way, I want to challenge you Huns as a Han Chinese, do you dare to fight? ”

"Oh......" Shan Yu seemed to have heard a big joke: "Wow, quack, quack...... Are you drinking too much, you want to challenge us Huns, what ability do you have to challenge our people. ”

"You don't have to worry about this alone, just say whether your people dare to fight!" I'm not afraid of this guy's gaze.

"Dongfang Shuo, you better go to the seat to eat, I don't want people to say that you died here as soon as you arrived at our Huns!"

"Shan Yu, you are too worried. I, Dongfang Shuo, don't drink too much now, and I'm not joking. Now, please answer me, do your men dare to fight? ”

"Okay, Dongfang Shuo, this is what you said, don't regret it!" The spittoon didn't talk nonsense, and said directly: "What do you want to challenge?" ”

"I'm here to challenge three things. One, didn't you just say that your people are a country on horseback, and they are good at horseback archery? Let's compare archery! The second point, didn't you say that your Huns have strength, let's compare strength. Thirdly, didn't you say that you Huns were wise? Okay, let's be more literate than a little wiser. Do you think it's okay? ”

"Well, that's all there is to it, I'm going to see how you can win us!"

We came straight outside and found an open spot. The news that I was going to compete with the Huns spread among the Huns at once. They all put down their work and followed us directly to see the excitement, and in less than a while, thousands of people gathered on this grassland.

Su Wu said to me directly: "Brother Dongfang, you still said that you didn't drink too much, how could you say such a thing, don't you really want to live?" ”

"Didn't you hear how this spittoon insulted our people in the Han Dynasty just now? Tell you, I don't care what other people think, I can't bear this matter anyway. ”

"But...... But you're humiliating yourself. You know that what you just said is their strength, why do you want to come up with such a competition? Are you really stupid? ”

"Think about it, if I beat these guys on what they think they are, will they lose face?" I blinked at this eye and said cutely.

"That's what I said...... But, forget it, I'm still not worried about you. ”

"Su Wu, you remember, everyone in us Han people must remember that the sovereignty of the country is not allowed to be violated by others, and the honor of the country cannot be violated. We are the people of the Han Dynasty, and we must remember one sentence at all times, our back is the support of the entire Han Dynasty! ”

Su Wu didn't say anything anymore, just hid to the side and sighed. Unexpectedly, at this time, Xiaorou took the initiative to come over and talk to me: "I really can't see it, you who are usually not doing right, how did you become so tough today, did you get stimulated by something?" "My dear Xiaorou, I didn't get any stimulation. This is something that every Han Dynasty person cannot endure. How's that, don't you think I'm the kind of grandfather? Are you starting to fall in love with me? Come on, don't care about other people's eyes, give me a fragrant kiss! ”

"Get out!" Xiao Rou glanced at me and said, "Just now I said that you are doing right, and now you have recovered." Hey, by the way, are you sure you'll win this contest? ”

"Don't worry, my dear, if I'm not sure I can say that?" In front of Xiaorou, I feel that I love her very much. How to say it, it's just a feeling of wanting to lie in your arms and be coquettish, and I just think it's good.

"What are you two talking about, can you tell me about it?" Suddenly, a woman's voice came from behind. I turned around in surprise and saw Princess Makomi directly.

"Ah...... Nothing, nothing, princess, why are you not by Shan Yu's side, what are you doing with us? "I don't have any defenses against beautiful women, let alone ...... It's such a beautiful woman, whoever sees it has to stammer.

"I'm just curious, why are you making these strange challenges? You know you can't win. Princess Zhen'er Mi said it very lightly, it felt like saying: "Isn't one plus one equal to two, what can be argued?" ”

"Beautiful princess, things in the world, there is no such absolute, you remember." I smiled, and then stood up directly and said, "Shan Yu, I think the first competition is archery." As I spoke, I looked up at the sky and saw geese flying in the sky. I smiled and said, "Please send someone directly under your command to compete with me." ”