"Xiaorou, you are really kind and ingenious, what you did for me is really the best in the world...... Hu Lu Hu Lu ...... Ah, it's so delicious, even better than what you make in a restaurant. It's just that...... By the way, Xiaorou, you are a thousand-year-old female ghost, how did you learn to turn on the gas stove? How do you ignite the fire, this question, can you explain it...... Purr ...... Very tasty. ”

"Don't you care about it, this ...... Hehe, I followed you all night last night. I followed you home and saw that you were cooking noodles yourself, and I learned it, so I wrote down the method! ”

Yes? I almost didn't get out of my nose when I ate the noodles in my mouth. I put down the bowl and was dumbfounded, "You...... You...... You're stalking me? ”

Oh no, bad thing, what did I do when I got home last night? Think about it...... Eating, playing with mobile phones...... Bathe!

Take a bath! My mom, I was sweaty last night, so I took a shower in the bathroom.

Hey, now I don't know if to cry or laugh. It's over, and the virgin jade body I have reserved for more than 20 years was looked at by her.

Thinking of this, my old face turned red suddenly...... How could such a thing happen, and how could I have the face to meet people in the future? Xiaorou, you are too inauthentic, this is ruining my innocence...... Hey...... Anyway, if I knew that she was peeking, I acted a little more chic when I washed...... At least sing a song "The Girl by the Bridge" or something, let her listen to the "beautiful singing"!

In other words, the things made by this thousand-year-old female ghost are really delicious. Unexpectedly, the ancient women were virtuous, the following are so powerful, much stronger than the current women, although the current women are also very powerful, but below this is not the other, the former is a verb, the latter is a noun that refers to a certain part of the body...... What do you think!

I'm a beast......

Thinking of this, I looked at her while eating the noodles and fell into deep thought.

"Childe, why are you looking at me like this? Do I have something on my face? ”

"No, no, I'm just weird, aren't you a ghost? Why...... Why aren't you afraid of the sun in broad daylight? ”

"I don't know about the other ghosts, but I think it's okay anyway, I'm quite adaptable!"

When he said this, I remembered the moment when he put his right hand on her chest last night. Yes, she's not a simple female ghost, she's a female ghost with a heartbeat and breathing!

"Oh, I see, I didn't say what I said just now!" After I finished eating, I picked up my phone to check the time, it was almost time, I quickly cleaned myself up, hurriedly took the briefcase, and said, "I'm almost late for work, so I won't tell you." Oh, and by the way, there's a TV in this room, so if you're bored, check it out for yourself. I don't need to teach you this switch, you saw it last night anyway. Another point, you remember Xiaorou, don't run around, don't scare others! ”

"Childe, why do you say that, is Xiaorou ugly?"

"No, you are peerlessly beautiful, I have seen you as a beautiful girl since I was born. But...... If you're wearing this costume, you'll be misunderstood when you're outside. On the other hand, you're a female ghost after all, so if you can't help but turn your face with passers-by......"

"I understand Childe, you can go to work with peace of mind, I will do what you say!"

Well...... In fact, to tell the truth, this female ghost is still good, you see, she looks beautiful and can cook, the key is ...... She doesn't eat people, she doesn't hurt people. Okay, I won't eat instant noodles in the future, and I'll have to say goodbye to instant noodles in the future. Dear instant noodle brother, I will completely cut off contact with you in the future!

Ha ha......

Doodle......

In the middle of it, the bus has come to the school gate, this guy, why is the bus so fast today, I haven't finished thinking about it!

"Oh, I said Teacher Yin." Teacher Wang leaned over with an overindulgent face: "I don't see that your complexion is not too good this morning, did you not sleep well last night?" ”

Dead pervert, I didn't sleep well yesterday to care about you, are you eating too much salt? Look at your pale face, you see that you are the master who is kicked out of bed by your wife every day, hum, what else can you do when you go to sleep? Bastard!

"Ah...... I really didn't sleep well last night, and I met a female ghost. ”

"Cut, Teacher Yin, your joke is not funny at all, can't you say a little more advanced reason?"

"What I'm saying is true, believe it or not!"

Dead pervert, who is joking with you, you are not a beauty, do I need to please you?

"I'm not one of your naughty students, so I'm not afraid that you will scare me with female ghosts! You say, where is the female ghost, tell her to come out and see me, I'll see if the drift is beautiful! ”

Who said to scare you? Look at your pale face, protruding eyes, and mouth full of big yellow teeth, I'm afraid that you will scare my Xiaorou!

Heck, it's another boring day, and I'm like a robot, like the walking dead in school.

Mischievous students, boring co-workers, stinky directors, pedantic principals! That's what I do in the day...... There is no passion at all, only endless waiting, waiting for the school bell to ring.

When I finally got through to the end of school, I was as happy as the students......

On the way home, I didn't take the bus back. Because I remembered what Xiao Rou said yesterday, she doesn't have the clothes of modern society yet. Now that I've agreed to adopt her, I should at least make a little statement. Merely...... I'm a big man, how do I know what girls like to wear?

I turned on my phone and found some nice clothes on it, which were still within my affordability. I took a fancy to one, and it felt good, but if I used to buy online, it would take three or four days, so I was afraid that Xiaorou would not be able to bear it and blame me.

Let's take a look at what clothes are in the women's store, and with that in mind, I stopped in front of a women's store.

There are still a lot of women in the women's store, I just looked, there are a lot of women pointing at me, these people must be curious, why do I, a man, come here to buy clothes, do I say that I am a women's clothing boss?

This gaze was like a sharp sword, constantly shooting at me, I felt uncomfortable, I could only take two at random, and then hurriedly check out, and leave here as if I were running away!

Grandma's, if you don't have a woman around, it's really inconvenient.

Saying...... This dress was bought, but this underwear ...... Oh my God, I feel like my head is bigger. How do I get into the lingerie store, and what should I do if people think I'm a pervert? I was standing outside an underwear store, wondering if I should go in. I...... It takes courage today, but it's a pity that Liang Jingjin is not by my side!

Grandma's, I forgot to wear my glasses when I went out, and I forgot to wear a mask......