"Childe?"

"My little ancestor, what's wrong with you? I'm telling you, I've made a great sacrifice now, aren't you satisfied? ”

"Oh, Childe misunderstood Xiaorou, but Xiaorou is actually very kind. I just want to wear the clothes of your time, like the one you just had, do you have one? ”

"You're going to do as the locals do, well, you're right, you're wearing these ancient clothes, and in this era, you do look very different. But...... Aren't you going to change? Why don't you change a set of clothes yourself! ”

"Oh, that's just a trick, it's not true at all. If the spell is gone, the garment will be the same. ”

"I'm a single dick, how can I have women's clothes, I'm not a women's clothing boss!"

"Childe?"

"Hey, what are you going to do? Don't look at me like that. ”

"What would happen to you if I turned my face?"

“…… Well, don't be in a hurry, it's half past two in the evening, and the shops where you buy clothes are closed. If you really want it, I'll buy you one tomorrow, okay? ”

"Well, Xiaorou said that she is not a vexatious person."

"Alright, I'm going to sleep, find your own place to sleep, good night!"

"I want to sleep in ...... bed"

"No, absolutely not!" This time I can't let her mess around, this is my last principle, the last bottom line!

"A lonely man and a widow must not be in the same bed. I'm in a single dormitory, and there's only this little room of opinion, and you can see it in this room, it's this little single bed. So, you should know what I'm talking about, right? ”

"I understand, Childe turned out to be a poor scholar, and there was nothing poor in the house, what a poor fellow......"

“…… Well, you win, I'm a poor sour talent. You'd better figure it out for now. ”

Xiao Rou looked around, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "I can just live here!" She pointed to the vase on the table.

"What? Are you sure? I asked, widening my eyes in disbelief.

"That bottle is beautiful, I'm a ghost, and I don't care about the size of the space."

Hey...... Okay, well, it's true that there is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door to hell for you to vote! When you get in, I'll find something to seal the mouth of the bottle so you can't get out! Ha ha...... Look at how dare you threaten me with "turning your face"!

Come to think of it, do I dare to do that? If the stopper is not sealed, if the bottle breaks, won't she come out and castrate me......

Oh, she's a female ghost, this female ghost has experienced the era when men became eunuchs, and it was extremely cruel. A female ghost can do anything, isn't this idea too risky?

Why don't you give it a try?

It can't be like this, in case she finds out, she's really going to burp!

How can a big man not even have the spirit of adventure, and those who want to achieve great things must have the courage to take risks!

Courage comes at a heavy price, it's not a joke, and if you don't do it, I'll get back in place......

The two villains in my head were arguing constantly, and I was so tired that I fell asleep in a daze.

When the first rays of the morning sun shone on my face, I suddenly opened my eyes to make sure I was still alive. I almost burst into tears when I saw that I was alive, and then I touched various parts of my body to see if the body organs were still healthy.

Luckily, I'm real!

No, I'm really impressed.

Honestly, I've never loved life as much as I do today, and from now on, I'm ...... I want to change my past mistakes and be a good man!

Yes, I want to be a good person, a person who is useful to society, contribute to the construction of socialism, and be willing to be a small screw. There is no way, this is the purpose of my life, and the goal of my life. I want to follow the great man, go to the front of this era, sublimate my emotions and personality, and when the time comes, I will be a useful person, a person who is free from low tastes......

Anyway, let's put it this way, in short, almost all the words I used to write essays in elementary school were used to swear.

Suddenly, a question occurred to me, and my eyes were involuntarily staring at the vase!

Vase!

Vase!!

Vase!!!

As if I were a thief, I looked cautiously, then quickly got up and found a metal lid inside the bedside table, which was blocked directly on the exit of the vase.

Hey, hey, little female ghost, you wouldn't have thought that you would be in my own way. Now I'm going to go out, find a quiet and hidden place, take a hoe, and dig a deep pit for you directly in the earth, and bury you and this damn vase in it. What is this called, this is called one and two endless!

Tell me why you are stupid enough, why you don't live in the cemetery, and you have to sleep in this vase with a small space!

Wha...... You know I've done it. Not only did I laugh out loud at the thought of this. Wait, now is not the time to be happy, everything that happened is just my imagination. Well, let's solve the problem at hand first.

The mouth of the vase was still open, and when I saw it, I could only do that. I'm sorry Xiaorou, you don't belong to this world at all, now, I'll let you go back to your own world. After all, no matter how beautiful you are, you are always a female ghost!

I quickly stepped forward and plugged the vase with a stopper, haha!

Succeed with flying colors! YEAH！！

"What are you doing? Why does it look so obscene? ”

"It's nothing, I'm playing with ......" and so on, why is this voice behind you? I turned around in horror and saw a miserable white face, staring at me deadly. Oh my god, when did this guy appear behind me, did she see what he was doing?

At this time, she was holding a bowl of noodles in both hands, staring at me deadly, my heart couldn't stand it, and suddenly I felt like I was going to die, really going to die!

No, I can't just die, I'm going to resist, absolutely resist!

"Hey, hey, ah, this, nothing, nothing. I...... I'm just afraid that the place where you live will fall into dust, so I'll help you...... Find something to cover so you can sleep peacefully! ”

"Really?" Her face came up.

"Really...... More real than I am! "I felt a chill on my forehead.

"Hmm...... So be it, I'll just believe you're telling the truth. Xiao Rou's gaze became kind, it seems that I have escaped a catastrophe!

"Xiaorou, what's in your bowl? Was it made for me? "I stretched out my dog's nose, not in the pug her, it really smelled good! It feels as if the noodles are sold outside.

"Well, it's made for you, you can taste it and see how I do it. Hehe, I just found these noodles in your house, so I tried to make a bowl of noodles, I hope you like it! ”

"Really?" I grabbed the bowl and sat down to eat. To be honest, it's really fragrant!