Chapter Ninety-Seven: Meet the Real Huns
"Dongfang, brother, I beg you for something?" Su Wu's voice seemed to be in heat.
"Don't use that voice, I'm a serious man." I felt pimples all over my body: "Say it, as long as it doesn't violate my principles of being a man." ”
"I ...... I've been doing so much lately, and my eyes can't see things clearly. You see, we're hiding in this place a little far, I can't see clearly, can you help me explain? ”
"Shameless, I didn't expect you to be such a lewd villain." I was indignant and said, "People are suffering and innocent, but you are asking for a live explanation, which is a crime." ”
"Please, Brother Dongfang, I'll be your little brother for a month......"
", deal!"
Now that the conditions have been negotiated with Su Wu, the rest of the matter is mine. When it comes to voyeurism, I've only done it once or twice, and I don't have much experience. I stole a head out of the haystack and poked out two thief eyes.
"Wow......"
"Don't sigh first, you explain to me first, explain." Su Wu couldn't wait to urge in a low voice.
"Ah, I see she's already starting to shed her coat......"
"Ah, quick! What about below. ”
"Oh, he's slowly removing his shirt...... Awesome figure. ”
"Go on, it's as if I've seen the picture in my head."
"Oh, that's amazing, it's amazing, she's already showing her provocative little red belly pocket...... It's supposed to be applause, right? ”
"Of course, how can it be so wonderful without applause." Su Wu applauded cooperatively, and then couldn't wait to say, "Hurry up, what's next?" ”
"Woohoo, God really favors me, what is she doing? What is she doing? She was slowly turning around. ”
"What? This...... It's too powerful, haven't you seen it all at once? Su Wu said this, closed his eyes and leaned comfortably on the haystack and said, "Dongfang, I don't know how, I seem to really see it, I see her smiling at me charmingly." And then...... Hey. There was a look of enjoyment on this guy's face.
"You're right, she's getting closer and closer to the two of us." I'm pretty good at explaining, but unfortunately, if I'm in modern times, I'm definitely a qualified news broadcaster.
"Really? Are you sure? It seems that my hunch was correct. She's closer, closer. By the way, are there any nasty mosaics? Su Wu continued to close his eyes, but his saliva was already dripping.
It's true that dogs can't change eating, and pigs can't change drooling!
"Of course not, I'm doing it live."
"Wow, don't you want to be so exciting, and then, I really can't wait, you hurry up, don't sell it." Su Wu seemed to be on fire all over his body, and urged hurriedly.
"And then...... Yes...... And then my neck is cold, and my hands and feet are cold......"
"Wait, don't tell me, how can I feel this way? It's amazing, I ...... Ay? "This guy Su Wu has already opened his eyes and found something terrible.
Xiao Rou's long sword rested on my neck, and Xiao Rou's short sword rested on his neck.
"You two are so bold that you dare to hide here and peek."
"I ......" I wiped the sweat from my forehead, then said with a smile "No...... Don't get me wrong, I'm not peeking, I'm watching. ”
"You ......" Xiao Rouqi's willow eyebrows were upside down, his apricot eyes were wide open, and he bit his little lip and said: "It's really shameless, shameless Oriental!" ”
"Wei Niangniang, spare me, I didn't peek. I was just sleeping and had no idea what was going on. If you are to blame, blame the East! ”
Hey, you're clean, it's shameless, it's shameless!
"Oh, is that the last word of the two of you?" She sneered, and as she spoke, she was about to raise her sword and fall. Su Wu and I were so frightened that we quickly closed our eyes.
At this moment, suddenly there was a violent tremor on the ground. What the? Could it be an earthquake? I couldn't care about Xiaorou's sword, and opened my eyes directly. However, there is no trace of Xiaorou in front of him, it's really strange, why is he always so elusive.
"Brother Su Wu ......" (I have already explained it just now, so this guy has changed from Brother Su Wu to Brother Su Wu.) "Based on your years of experience, what's going on?" I glanced at the guy.
"This is, this is the ......" Su Wu frowned and pondered for a moment, and said in a deep voice: "Judging from my experience over the years, it should be a large number of cavalry, as for what kind of cavalry, I don't know." ”
"You're really short-sighted, I really don't know how much you've stroked, you can't see it at such a close distance. Let me tell you, directly in front of us, a large number of cavalry appeared. I said, looking straight ahead at the flying dust.
"This group of people is really a very decent Hun cavalry, it's not easy to deal with." Xiao Rou didn't know when she would appear behind us. I turned my head and saw that the person in front of me seemed to be a different person. She tied her long, jet-black hair up. She wore a man's outfit, but the dress was a little too tight to hide the majesty of her chest.
"Hey, if I'm the only one here, I'll barely be able to break through. However, with the words of you two burdens, I really can't carry it. ”
Soon, that is, in ten or so seconds, the three of us were surrounded by this group of cavalry. When I saw it, these people were all riding tall horses, and all of them looked fierce and vicious, and they were much stronger than the people of the wild bird tribe. I turned my head to look at Xiao Rou Su Wu, these two people didn't speak at all.
How can this work, how can we let this group of people be frightened, if we give in like this, how can we be worthy of the appearance of the Great Celestial Empire.
Thinking of this, I stood up directly and shouted at these people: "Listen, don't ride a broken horse in front of me, I am the envoy personally assigned by the Emperor of the Han Dynasty to the Huns." That is, the legendary Qincha of the Great Han. Listen, wait, I want to see your spittoon...... No, it's just for adults. Do you understand, you people? ”
Although I said it very hard, none of these people paid any attention to me.
This one...... Thinking about it, who would pay attention to a man who was wearing only underwear and a torn robe outside. Obviously, these people are treating me like a begging for food.
It's really visionless, is there such a handsome person who asks for food?
If I really want food, I also have to dress a little more chic, how can I wear such clothes.
Superficial, a group of superficial people!
Xiao Rou glared at me fiercely, Su Wu also glared at me fiercely, and I laughed twice.