Chapter Ninety-Six: Su Wu's "Secret News"

"Let's go ahead and have a look, just in case there's a water source in front of us." Xiao Rou said this, directly urging the horse to whip, I was not ready, almost fell off the horse.

Fortunately, I was quick and hugged Xiaorou's body...... Well, why is this little soft waist so soft? It doesn't feel the same as it was just now.

"Dongfang Shuo, if you don't let go of my chest with your hand, believe it or not, I will call you to see Hades immediately!"

Why bother, isn't it yours? Your boobs?

Ah, just now I grabbed Xiao Rou's breasts with both hands. No wonder it's so soft, no wonder it feels so good. This woman's waist and breasts really feel different.

In this day and age, there is no such thing as bras, and in that case, I just touched the place where I was fascinated by by two layers of clothing. Ah, it turned out to be the favor of Lady Luck, this is the power of love in the legend.

In this way, the three of us walked forward for about an hour, and when the sun in the sky was about to reach our heads, Xiao Rou suddenly stopped the horse.

"Why don't you leave?" I asked curiously.

"Don't speak, I seem to hear the sound of running water." Xiao Rou whispered.

"Really? Could it be that you are hallucinating? "I don't believe it, because I don't hear anything, is it because my ears are not working?

"You haven't practiced kung fu, and you don't know what we martial arts people are capable of. The training of this ear is the first step in martial arts, so I will tell you that the sound within a radius of five miles, as long as I pay attention, I can hear it. Xiao Rou said as she turned the horse's head and went straight to our right. Su Wu thought that we were going on a secret date or something, so he pulled his throat and said in the back: "You guys are going wrong, if you go to the right, it will be the direction of the desert." You're coming back......"

"Don't care what that idiot says, I trust you." In order to win Xiao Rou's favor, I directly demoted Su Wu to the ground.

Our horses walked for about ten minutes and I could hear the sound of running water. At this time, I imagined what Xiao Rou said, and I couldn't help but be impressed by Xiao Rou in my heart.

Look at others, this is what a person who practices martial arts should have. What others don't know, or what others are not sure of, others can do, this is called ability!

We had walked another mile or so, and a rushing stream appeared in front of us. As if I had found a treasure, I jumped off my horse, and despite the danger of falling on the ground, I fell directly on the edge of the brook and plunged headlong into the water.

Or some people say I'm dirty, that I don't pay attention to hygiene. But I can tell you unequivocally that the water resources of the Han Dynasty were not polluted at all. In this era, not to mention the stream, even the water in the well is clean.

Of course, when I say clean, it's relative, and there are still microbes.

In this era, people's stomachs are made of iron, drinking water or something, and they don't care about so many things.

My stomach swelled from the stream, and then I raised my head and shouted happily: "Grandma, what a pleasure!" ”

"yes, yes, it's so exciting, if it weren't for this stream, I really don't know what to do." It was Su Wu who said this. This guy is about five meters away from me. At this time, he was sitting on the edge of the stream, and the big feet were soaking in it. One thing I have to say is that this guy is upstream of me!

So, I just ...... Thinking of this, a feeling of disgusting urge came well. I picked up a stone casually and chased it directly towards Su Wu. When this guy saw that my eyes were red, he knew something was wrong, and he started running barefoot.

"Grandma's, I'll kill you, I'll kill you!" I yelled angrily.

"Brother Dongfang, ah...... You have to be calm, calm...... Yes...... Got to my feet, ah......"

Bastard Su Wu, I'll kill you!

Just when the two of us were fighting with each other, I suddenly found that Xiaorou was gone, hey, it's really strange, I was still in this place just now.

Su Wu was pressed under my body, one hand clasped my nose, and the other hand pressed my eyes. I didn't show any weakness, one hand pinched his neck, the other clasped his nose.

"First...... Wait a minute, Brother Dongfang...... I have something to say. Su Wu couldn't stand it anymore and directly began to beg for mercy.

"Come less, I won't fall for you, if you have anything to say, say it quickly."

"Don't you want to know where Wei Niangniang went?"

"I thought, but it's strange, where did she go? Why can't I see her? ”

"I know where she went, when you drank water and I washed my feet just now...... "Seriously, I sick to my stomach when I heard this, I really want to strangle this bastard at once.

"Bastard, I'm not allowed you to say that."

"Ahem...... Tap, tap, your neck is going to break...... Ahem, I know you don't want to, but it's true...... Ahem, okay, I swear I won't say it. Just now, I saw Wei Niangniang go upstream alone. ”

"Huh? What is she doing upstream? ”

"This ...... Based on my years of experience, I had a bold idea. I saw her dodgy, her posture was vigorous, and she touched her clothes and smelled her body. I guess Wei Niangniang should have avoided the two of us taking a bath. ”

"You kid, don't want to change the subject, I'm not done with you in my life. Besides, what's so nice about taking a bath...... Wait, take a bath? "Mom, Xiaorou take a bath, this is the first time I've seen it here, why don't I go and see it?

"Yes, take a shower." Su Wu was afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so he said it again for sure.

I glanced at him, and the guy and I looked at each other, and the two of us could see each other's intentions in each other's eyes.

"Okay, Su Wu, I'll trust you for the time being. Remember, the next time you do this, I'll make you kneel in front of me and call me grandpa......"

The two of us tidied up our clothes, and I punched her left eye into a panda eye. Most of my clothes were torn by me, my hair was all scattered, and I looked like a beggar alive. As for me, this unlucky guy is pretty much the same as this guy.

The two of us walked upstream along the stream until we reached the place where Xiao Rou went. Seeing Xiaorou's figure, I hurriedly said, "Don't make a sound, let's wait and see." Su Wu nodded, completely agreeing with what I said. After all, our purpose is the same at this time, so we won't bother with him for the time being.

I don't know who it is, but there is a haystack on this meadow, and the grass on this haystack is already dry and yellow. I motioned for Su Wu and I to hide behind the haystack, and the two of them stuck out their heads to look. Xiao Rou was by the stream, and it looked like she was really going to take a bath.