191, the fate of the father-in-law and the son-in-law meet, I have no sense of game experience! (Medium Cup)
The lantern vendor was speechless, and at the end of the year, he relied on this Shangyuan Festival to earn some money to subsidize his family, and this year this thing suddenly appeared in the sky in the east of Chang'an City......
What else is this TM business doing?
Kuoyes, why can't I help but want to see the sparks that exploded in the east of the city?
That's it! Anyway, there is no business, so it doesn't hurt to follow along for a while!
At this moment, this situation is not just happening at a lantern stall.
Almost all lantern vendors are in the same mood.
True, the same dream, the same mood.
The second box of fireworks was still over quickly, and then the third, fourth, and fifth boxes were set off by Li Chengqian, Li Ke, and Li Tai respectively......
Due to technical reasons, the first batch of fireworks in Datang did not appear in the words "Datang Wansheng", "Shangyuan Happy" or "Changle Hello", but only kept circulating in eight or nine shapes irregularly.
Of course, it may also be because of the laziness on the Tang River......
Even an irregular cycle of eight or nine shapes is enough to open an eye-opener!
The splendor of the summer flowers is no longer enough to describe the unknown thing that exploded in the night sky.
Miracles?
This is really possible, after all, the phenomenon that cannot be explained will be attributed to the strange power and chaos in the Tang Dynasty.
The young gunpowder supervisor in civilian clothes also looked shocked when he looked at the fireworks, no wonder Shiro wanted to make that thing by himself, if it was done, it would be lined up...... That's a lot more spectacular than what exploded in the sky east of the city!
Five boxes, all fired, took only a quarter of an hour.
But in such a quarter of an hour, the visual impact on Chang'an Baixin can be described as a fortunate encounter in this life. Flower lanterns or something, at this time, can no longer be described as inferior.
No one cares how sore their neck is, and they just fix their eyes in the sky, even blinking faster than usual.
Even after the last fireworks were burned, the people did not retract their gaze, because they were afraid that when they retracted their gaze, the sky would be ablaze again.
Half a cup of tea passed, and it was finally determined that there would be no more flames......
The people of the whole city still retracted their gaze, if anyone had the heart to take a look at the faces of the people around them, they would definitely find that there were four words written on their faces, "unfinished".
A handsome middle-aged man in a brocade robe who is not angry and arrogant knows at a glance that the face of a handsome middle-aged man in a high position is very exciting, the important weapon of the country, what is it used to talk about?
That word is relatively new, and for a while, the handsome middle-aged man can't think of it.
At this moment, he can probably understand what he means by talking about it, which is to ask the girl out and please him!
This kind of thing......
I was thirteen or fourteen years old!
Otherwise, the emperor's daughter will follow me?
Therefore, it should be strange, but His Majesty Li Er just felt uncomfortable, who let that stinky boy of the dog day please his own daughter?
Li You, who was guarded around his neck to watch the fireworks more clearly, couldn't help but say, "Why is this the end?" Aye, the child still wants to see, can you catch the person who made the spark and let him get this for the child every day? ”
His Majesty Li Er's heart is even more uncomfortable!
Compare his own son with Tang Jian's son......
Other people's sons know what kind of love they talk about, how can their own son know how to coerce the little palace maid?
There is a feeling of regret in my heart for why I didn't spray this stinky boy on Concubine Yang's belly at that time!
"Father...... Ayya? ”
Seeing that his father didn't speak, Li You pouted and was ready to continue asking.
What I got was an extremely scary look!
That's a prelude to Daddy's going to beat people!
Lee You, who has been "educated with love" many times, wisely shut his mouth.
At the same time, also in Dongshi, Ju Guogong, who was also accompanied by a pregnant woman by his side, withdrew his gaze from the sky in the east of the city, and grinned: "It's not a loss to be a son of so-and-so, coaxing a woman really has a certain demeanor!" ”
"Huh!"
The woman next to her sneered, "Really? Why didn't the slave know that the grandfather would still coax girls? Can grandpa tell the slave which girl is coaxing? Saibei's? Or is it from the Wa Kingdom? ”
Worst!
Tang Jian's face changed, and he suddenly felt that the soft part of his waist was pinched by a Rouyi, and the next moment, there might be a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree rotation plus a backflip!
"What?!"
Ju Guogong said with a straight face: "When will the old man coax a woman?" ”
The ability to escape under the proposition, Ju Guogong is very familiar with it!
......
Outside Chang'an City, Tang Laosi, who threw the five boxes composed of bamboo tubes that had been burned to the side of the road, didn't know that he had asked Changle to come out to enhance his relationship, and the fireworks successfully caused the emperor's unhappiness, and almost made his father capsize!
One thing to say, Tang Heshang, as a son, really didn't tell his mother about the matter of the widow.
The mother can suddenly ask his father like that, I'm afraid it's a kind of pregnancy reaction!
With some knowledge point reactions, pregnant women will always amplify some innate skills, such as...... Extremely suspicious?
Still smiling, after cleaning up the mess of the barbecue, Tang Heshang said to a few dragon cubs who obviously had unfinished thinking on their faces: "Let's go, today's fireworks and fireworks are over, we should go back to the city!" ”
"Oh!"
A few dragon cubs let out a sigh and walked to the carriage.
Approaching the door of the carriage, Li Tai suddenly turned his head and asked, "Shiro, it's over today, will it be in the future?" ”
"Hmm!"
Tang Heshang nodded with a faint smile, which made Li Tai cheer all at once!
Boarding the carriage, Tang Heshang did not enter the carriage, but sat at the door of the curtain.
"Drive!"
Grasping the reins with his left hand, and picking up the horsewhip with his right hand and gently hitting the horse's buttocks, the kung fu of driving the car on the Tang River is actually quite skilled!
The original handlebar could only sit a foot away from the Tang River with half of his buttocks, and then looked at his nose and nose.
After entering the city gate, it was not long before the carriage was blocked by pedestrians.
Tang Heshang knocked on the wooden board at the curtain of the carriage, and said on the opposite side: "There are too many people in front, and the carriage can't pass, so we can only get down and walk." It's still early, why don't we go to the East Market to enjoy the lanterns again? ”
The dragon cub in the carriage is just a child after all, and he doesn't think the lanterns are not good-looking because he sees the fireworks, and they have their own ways to play. The most important thing is to play, isn't it?
The proposal on the Don River was immediately adopted unanimously.
A seventeen-year-old teenager with six teenagers between the ages of ten and thirteen slowly squeezed into the East Market in the crowded crowd.
Naturally, the lanterns are a riddle!
Paying the bill is naturally on the Tang River.
The lantern riddles on the first layer are not difficult for the six Li Chengqian brothers and sisters, not to mention the legendary Tang River, who is talented and rich in five cars.
Then, there is the second layer of lanterns.
The topic is still very simple, it is all one-word lantern riddles, and there is still no need for Tang Heshang to make a move, and the three small public moves can be easily done.
The lantern riddle on the third layer is slightly more difficult, "both Shengyu and He Shengliang" to play a four-character idiom.
The three sisters thought for a while, but couldn't give an answer.
Li Ke stood up and gave the answer: "It's better to be ashamed."
The riddle on the fourth floor is: Wang Zhaojun looks up at the oblique moon, and hangs the soul of the dead in the cloudy sky.
Li Chengqian thought for a while and gave the answer.
......
Just as Tang Heshang and his party were marching to the sixth layer, the emperor, who was a little depressed in his heart, also began to guess the lantern riddle in order to adjust his mentality and divert his attention.
His Majesty Li Er's intelligence is naturally stronger than that of Li Chengqian's brothers and sisters, from the third layer to the eighth layer, it is like probing for something.
His Majesty the Emperor, who claimed to be Second Master Li, seemed to have to guess the lantern riddle to the end today, and walked directly to the ninth floor with the queen and the five concubines.
In the entire East Market, there are as many as 30 layers of lanterns.
One layer is smaller than the other, but the other is harder than the other.
The emperor was stumped on the sixteenth floor, and the riddle was: the sun loomed by the mountain, and the incense was buried under the rain and the lonely people. The mystery is a festival!
Obviously, the person who wrote the question was very inky.
At least Li Erye, who has repeatedly chanted riddles, thinks so, after all, the artistic conception in it is really good.
There are not many festivals in the Tang Dynasty, and after thinking about it for a long time, the emperor and a few concubines who had no results gave a look.
Which woman can become the fourth concubine and the sixth concubine is not very shrewd?
I understood the emperor's thoughts at once!
Concubine Yin was the first to come out and said, "Shangyuan? ”
The vendor shook his head and smiled silently.
Concubine Yin was not discouraged, and retreated slightly.
Then Wei Guifei stepped out, and said in the stunned eyes of the vendor: "Qingming? ”
This Nima, guess the lantern riddle and pass the level and this kind of play?
The peddler's heart was messy and he shook his head mechanically......
"Dragon Boat Festival?"
It was Concubine Yang who spoke, who said that women were thin-skinned?
"Guest officer!"
The vendor squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "It's not in accordance with the rules for you to do this......"
His Majesty Li Er's eyes widened, and he wanted to say: "In this Tang Dynasty, I am the rule!" ”
It's just that the emperor didn't say this sentence!
I'm afraid of being embarrassed!
As the emperor, he couldn't guess the lantern riddles, arranged for the concubines to take turns to fight, and said wildly?
There is no doubt that on the first day after tomorrow's festival, a certain troll will squirt the emperor to the ground.
"I'll pay five times the price!"
His Majesty Li Er's eyes widened, and he threw out a piece of broken silver and said, "The store will give you a few more chances!" ”
The tone is extremely blunt, where is this like discussing with people?
The vendor glanced at the piece of silver, and it was estimated that there were about one or two!
That's the price of a dozen lanterns!
What to do?
Is it to uphold the rules, or is it ......?
Ouch, it's hard to choose! Why do I want both?
Just when the vendors were extremely entangled, a voice came out from behind Li Erye: "This, when will Datang's lanterns be able to buy opportunities with money?" ”
The voice ......
Second Master Li felt that it turned into ashes, and he could hear it!
That's on the Tang River that I scolded a few times for "dog days" today!
!!
It was indeed to take the dragon cubs all the way to the Tang River here.
Tang Heshang, who saw what was going on in the back, didn't want to care about this matter. It's just that after looking at the figure in front of him several times, Tang Heshang felt that the back of the front turned his back to him and wanted to spend money to buy lanterns and guess the riddle opportunity.
It seems to be a certain big man in the DPRK.
As the son of the Tang Qilin, the pioneer of Chang'an's righteousness, and the future son-in-law of His Majesty the Emperor, seeing that there are officials doing such unseemly things, can Tang Heshang ignore it?
The most important thing is to establish an upright image of Tangshan for a few dolls, right?
So, a sentence blurted out.
Of course, it's also to blame Tang Laosi for not seeing the embarrassed expressions of the dolls around him.
As a child, can you recognize the back of your parents?
Obviously not, it's just that Tang Heshang's mouth is too fast, and the six brothers and sisters of Li Chengqian have no time to stop it.
"Huh!"
The figure facing Tang River with his back suddenly turned his head and smiled coldly: "Tang Shilang had fun today?" ”
it!
it!
it!
Three consecutive troughs flew over the heart of the Tang River!
No wonder it feels familiar...... It's not ...... Your Majesty?
"How?"
The emperor sneered: "Didn't you say it very cheerfully just now, why don't you say it now?" ”
Real hammer!
Which one is strong in yin and yang, the Tang Dynasty Chang'an Dynasty will meet.
Tang Heshang smiled awkwardly and arched his hand: "I've seen Uncle Li!" I've seen all the aunts! ”
Several dragon cubs behind him also saluted one after another: "Meet Aya!" Meet your mother! Meet the aunts! ”
"I'll settle accounts with you when I go back!"
The emperor glared at the children, turned his head and said to Tang He: "Tang Laosi, they all say that you are only eight years old, come, let's make a bet!" ”
Tang Heshang wanted to say, "Gambling is not good!" But after all, he could only bite the bullet and nod his head: "Listen to Uncle Li's arrangement!" ”
"Humph!"
Second Master Li didn't appreciate it at all, and said lightly: "Let's bet on guessing the lantern riddle, but you guess alone!" I bet you won't make it to the 30th floor! Bet on the contract, you won, and today's events will be written off! Lost...... Hehe, you owe me something! What do you think? ”
What do you think?
Is this a hammer bet?
Tang Laosi took a deep breath and said with a solemn face: "Medium!" ”
Bowing to Li Erye, Tang Heshang walked to the vendor with his head held high. The momentum, as if to say, "Heaven does not give birth to me on the Tang River, and the lantern riddle is as eternal as the night!" Mystery comes! ”
Picking up the lantern riddle that the emperor hadn't guessed before, Tang He looked at the time of two breaths, and the corners of his mouth curled: "Xia Yuan!" ”
Without waiting for the vendor to say the word "correct", he went straight inside on the Tang River! The emperor followed with his wife and children.
Layer 16: All thoughts are gone, only a tear remains!
On the Don River: "Enigma"!
The seventeenth layer: This word is extraordinary only four strokes, no horizontal, no straight, no hook, the emperor wants to get up when he sees it, and the saint wants to give a salute when he sees it.
On the Don River: "Enigma"!
Eighteenth Floor: ......
......
Thirty floors: If you want to follow Cheng Men Lixue (play a poem)!
On the Tang River: Learn and learn.
On each floor, the Tang River is full of lantern riddles, and the answer is given in two breaths!
This TM is like opening a cheat, no, this is a cheat!
What kind of riddles are not in the encyclopedia?
In the stunned eyes of the emperor and his party, excluding the time of walking, it took less than a quarter of an hour to guess from the sixteenth floor to the thirtieth floor on the Tang River!
"Uncle Li, the thirty-story guess is over!"
Dropping the last anagram and turning around to salute Li Erye, Tang He said, "I won!" ”
The emperor's face was ugly, and his heart was galloping, which ...... Is this a bet? I, why is there no sense of game experience?