I don't know why, watching her husband eat deflated in front of her son-in-law, Queen Eldest Sun always felt a little comfortable in her heart.

Is it the mother-in-law who likes her son-in-law more and more?

Or, if the slave family is younger...... Thoughts?

Unknown.

The three brothers of Li Chengqian forcibly tightened their faces one by one, holding back their smiles, for fear that they would be settled by their father after they accidentally laughed. After all, my brothers are all real sons, and they have to get along with their father day and night for many years! It's not like Shiro, just a son-in-law, or a future spicy breed, and he can hide away at any time.

The three little girls in Xiangcheng ate and laughed one by one without such scruples, obviously knowing that their father's immunity to his daughter was basically zero.

Especially Li Lizhen, one of the little princesses who likes to run to the emperor's study in the Tang Dynasty the most (the other is Li Mingda, who has not yet been born), his eyes are full of little stars of worship.

"Humph!"

At present, the most beloved daughter showed such a look, which made the emperor even more unhappy.

With a cold snort, the emperor glanced at the Tang River and said lightly: "Naturally, there is no joke!" The thing you mocked me just now is over! ”

Tang Heshang was stunned for a moment when he heard this!

The mockery is over?

What do you mean, isn't there something else you can't get by?

Sure enough, I only heard the future father-in-law's voice change and said: "However, you took a few of their children to secretly run out to play, and you are not going to give an explanation?" ”

Does this need to be said?

The corners of Tang Heshang's mouth twitched violently!

Isn't this TM the kiss you set for me, after the marriage, Lao Tzu asked his brother-in-law, little aunt and fiancée to go out to play, and still need to say?

Just because you're the emperor?

Tang Heshang felt that he couldn't get used to this kind of temperament, and said, "Uncle Li, do you still need to explain when your family goes out to play?" Don't you really think that the kid is an outsider? ”

The emperor glanced at Tang Heshang and said lightly: "There is no respect for the elders, and there is a yin and yang weirdness when talking to the elders?" Is this an outsider's business? Think about it for yourself, if you go out with the six of them alone, what if you meet some strong people? Can you protect them alone?

Safety awareness, they don't have a few little dolls, and neither do you have a person who is almost twenty years old on the Tang River? ”

Trough!

Tang Heshang couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in his heart.

God TMD strongman!

Outside Chang'an City, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, which eyeless dog still comes to be a strongman?

Is it really an old birthday star who eats arsenic?

Typical vexatious!

Tang Heshang smiled coldly and said: "Tsk, I really don't know how the county order of Chang'an Wannian Second County was selected, and there are still strongmen around Chang'an during the Shangyuan Festival!"

Uncle Li, aren't you in the middle of the court, why don't you give your majesty a play? ”

"You!"

The emperor choked directly when he heard this!

On the Tang River on this dog day, he said that Chang'an was safe on the surface, but in fact, he was saying that he was unreasonable! Typical finger sang scolding Huai! Wei Zheng, that old guy didn't dare to do this to me!!

Mo said that as the emperor of the parties, it was Li Chengqian's brothers and sisters who heard Tang Heshang's words, and their faces changed several times. It's not that the Tang River is to blame, but ...... Lose sleep over something.

The creature named "Li Shimin" and called "Daddy...... Can you provoke like this?

"That's it!"

Seeing that the emperor and Tang Laosi had an increasingly fierce posture, Empress Changsun immediately said something to stir up: "What does it look like in public?" Tang boy, don't choose your words! Are these words what your junior should say? Why don't you apologize to Uncle Li quickly?

Also, Erlang, you too, what are you worried about with a child? Aren't they all back safely now? ”

Tang Laosi was also single, and after listening to the words of Empress Changsun, he immediately apologized: "Uncle Li, the kid has no case, please forgive and forgive your sins!" ”

"Humph!"

His Majesty Li Er reluctantly accepted Tang Heshang's apology, and snorted coldly: "For the sake of Madame's face, I don't care too much about you!" However, there is no escaping the death penalty and the living sin! For what you say, you deserve to be punished! ”

Tang Heshang looked innocent, this wave of regiments, I didn't open it, right? How did I deserve to be punished?

Opening his mouth, Tang Heshang finally held back.

"It's a punishment!"

Empress Eldest Sun gave Tang Heshang a look, and immediately said: "Tang Heshang, my aunt punished you, can you recognize it?" ”

The mother-in-law is so maintained, if you don't understand on the Tang River, you deserve to be killed!

Nodding, Tang Heshang replied, "Admit it!" ”

"Hmmm! Then I'll have to think about how to punish you! ”

Empress Eldest Sun pretended to be worried, and only after a while did she speak: "Tang Shilang, it's better for me to punish you for composing a poem." Let's take this Shangyuan as the theme! However, since it is a punishment, ordinary poetry is not enough, and it must be as beautiful as the things in the night sky in the east before! ”

"What kind of punishment is this?"

Without waiting for Tang Heshang to answer, His Majesty Li Er glared and said, "What's the difference between this and no punishment?" ”

"Poetry to make!"

The emperor glanced at the Tang River and said, "I have to punish you with one more thing!" ”

Looking at this posture, you will definitely not be able to escape, but it is better to be generous. Tang Heshang nodded and expressed his willingness to be punished: "Please Uncle Li say, as long as Tang Shilang has it, it will definitely not be a word!" ”

"You're cheap!"

Second Master Li said coldly: "I want to rush into the sky outside the city, but it must be bigger!" ”

Bigger fireworks?

Tang Heshang thought for a moment, formed a palm with his left hand, clenched his right hand into a fist, and then quickly moved his right hand and hit his left hand and said, "Uncle Li, that's what you mean?" ”

"Humph! It's kind of a brain! ”

Second Master Li snorted coldly, and threw out a sentence that confused the queen, concubines, and dragon cubs.

What did this Your Majesty/Daddy want from Tang Shilang?

"You've been doing it for a long time?"

Tang Heshang grinned and replied, "I don't think it will be too long!" ”

"Really?"

"Seriously!"

"Hmmm! You still have some conscience! ”

Second Master Li had a slight smile on his face, and his tone softened a lot: "Then don't you make a poem?" ”

The people on the side were already speechless, how could the punishment become a ...... between Weng and his son-in-law Tacit cover-up?

Then the fat man praised: The temper of this Weng and son-in-law is really fast and goes fast!

Tang Heshang smiled and said: "There are no poems, but there are long and short sentences!" Listen, everyone!

Thousands of trees bloom at night in the east wind. More blows down, stars like rain. BMW carved cars are full of fragrance. The sound of the phoenix flute moves, the light of the jade pot turns, and the fish and dragon dance all night.

Moth snow willow golden wisps. The laughter is full of dark fragrance. The crowd is looking for him thousands of times. Suddenly looking back, the man was there, and the lights were dim. ”

Long and short sentences, the rhyme is different from the rhythmic poetry, and it is also very niche in the Tang Dynasty. However, this does not mean that Li Erye and his daughters-in-law, well-educated people, can't understand!