I've met a female ghost

I picked up the vase and looked at it carefully. On this vase, there are only some strange patterns that I can't understand, which are not exquisite, but a little different.

The mouth and neck of the vase are blocked by a plug wrapped in red silk cloth, what treasure is it? So mysterious?

Don't...... Is this the legendary Yin and Yang Two Pure Bottle that trapped Sun Wukong? If that's the case, I'm developed!

But come to think of it, it's very unlikely, it's my own imagination!

Is it open? Timid I asked.

Nonsense! Of course, open it and look at it! I cursed boldly.

I pulled out the red silk stopper, and it was still tight! The sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was low but brittle...... Is it a delusion? Because it's so secluded......

Grandma's, who did this, isn't this obviously deceiving the living? Tell me that you don't have anything, why are you hiding so secretly? It's fucking stuffed with stuff, as if there's some big secret in it, it's really a hypocritical ancient, an unreliable ancient!

What a broken cemetery, no treasures, no ancient corpses, empty vases and suffocating a stopper on them, it's really vain to take risks. If you don't have money, don't dig such a big grave, vanity!

Bah!

Disappointed, I put the bottle back in its place and slowly moved it to the coffin, it was so heavy! Ouch...... Just now I was full of energy because I was full of hope, but now I am struggling to move......

It seems that this is Einstein's theory of relativity, otherwise how could it have just been moved, and now it would be weak? He is really a great man in human history, and the theory of relativity is also too good!

"Ah, this son, it seems that you are very struggling, do you need the little woman to help?"

"Oh, no, I can do it myself, but I'm a man too. Thank you little sister for your ...... Kindness!?? ”

Suddenly, I felt something strange, not in a cabaret or in a ballroom. This is the burial chamber where the ancients died, how can there be a woman talking to me behind me? Other than that...... I hadn't seen a woman or anything when I came in, could I have ...... I really won this time. Met a legendary female ghost?

I turned around in horror and was greeted by a fluttering dress......

Oh...... Long skirts are fluttering, it seems that this woman likes to wear skirts very much!

However, this time I really couldn't get excited at all, because the style of this skirt is not what people wear now, this is the skirt that will only be worn in that era on the costume TV series!

On the other hand, I didn't even see this woman's face, she ...... She's floating in the air and I just see the skirt!

Grandma's, for a moment, a huge sense of fear hit me, and I felt like a fish out of the water, and I felt like I couldn't breathe properly.

All the previous rhetoric is thrown away, it is all cruel words.

How could it happen to me, who said there are no ghosts in the world? Einstein, Marx, Newton...... How can you deceive people! Now the situation, which of you will explain it to me!

I was scared like a wounded puppy, curled up on the ground and shivering.

She came, floated over and pulled, which completely violated Newton's theory of gravity...... I could clearly see that she was slowly leaning in on me, very close......

Damn! She...... Does she want to absorb my pure yang energy? Just like in "A Chinese Ghost Story", Nie Xiaoqian sucked up other men's yang energy? When I think about it, I feel like I'm going to vomit!

No, then I'm not a dry corpse? It's so undignified to die like this. People have said that death is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, and my way of death, I'm afraid I can't even catch up with the dust!

Difficult...... Is she trying to drain my blood? If that were the case, it would make me even more ugly! Thinking of this, I was so frightened that I went crazy, and I could only scream hard!

"Don't! I haven't showered in a week, the road is very gray and my neck is very dirty! ”

She's getting closer to me...... There is no intention of stopping.

Is this female ghost going to defile my body?

"Don't! Don't defile me...... I'm still a virgin, inexperienced, not fun......"

However, I found a serious problem, no matter what I said, she didn't seem to listen. Yes, yes, she's so close, I can almost hear her breathing, do ghosts want to breathe too? I have indeed gained a lot of knowledge today, but if I can't live tomorrow, why do I need so much knowledge!

Hey, now I regret it very much, if I could turn back time in this world, I would definitely not choose to come to this hellish place. Do you sit at home, look at your phone, play with the screen, and see if the jokes don't smell? Why do you have to come to this kind of place and give people heads? It's really rusty on the head!

People are frightened to a certain extent, but they are out of the way, probably already frightened...... Since I begged you bitterly, and you didn't let me go, then I can only sacrifice my magic weapon to see who is more powerful!

"The female ghost Hugh wants to insult my innocence! I...... I'm wearing panties with Uncle Zhong Kui's face printed on them! ”

Oh? Looks like it's working.

When Zhong Kui was mentioned, it worked! The female ghost stopped moving, although Zhong Kui was ugly, but it was quite useful, unlike some people, well-dressed but flashy!

"Childe...... I'm so cold, can I get close to you? Also, please don't be afraid of Xiaorou, I'm really afraid of the cold. ”

This one...... What a gentle voice...... As soon as this voice spoke, it immediately made my heart flutter. I'm not a guy who can't afford to be tempted by a girl's sweet voice, and when I think of this, I can't help but glance at the female ghost.

Wow!

Wow wow wow......

In the echo, please don't get me wrong.

It's really unbearable to know, the female ghost is so beautiful. It is no exaggeration to say that the appearance of this female ghost can completely abuse the 18 streets of the current popular actress, so beautiful. Is this a female ghost? Isn't this the authentic Heavenly Immortal, the authentic Moon Palace Chang'e. Am I dazzled, or am I in this female ghost fantasy now?

The cold sweat and tears that had just been frightened and my saliva met in triumph on my chest......

Only now do I really understand that the words used to describe beautiful girls in ancient times turned out to be like this! It seems that I really can't compare with the ancients. It's not just me who can't, but even these so-called beauties now can't be compared with the original women.

"Natural carving, clear water out of hibiscus."

I have reason to believe that if this female ghost is born in this society, she will definitely be the hottest star.

Her eyes sparkled like stars, and I watched, completely lost in her tenderness. I almost forgot that this woman was a ghost, and I always felt that she was a real person. Therefore, I have autonomy and my heart softens.

Hey, you can't blame me for being, this is a common weakness of men. There were still heroes in ancient people who were sad about beauty officials, not to mention that I was not a hero, just a little history teacher.