You who love apples

"Childe, I'm really cold now, can I lean on you to keep warm?"

"No...... Nice offer, of course it can be ...... It's okay...... "Am I really crazy?" Why is the words that come out of the mouth not controlled by the brain? Could it be that I am no longer myself, and it seems that this physical rebellion is the most terrible.

When the female ghost heard this, she threw herself into my arms with joy. Mom, this female ghost's body is so cold, it feels like an ice cube. I didn't dare to make any movement at all, I could only experience this beautiful picture in a daze. However, I finally understood one thing, it turns out that this ghost is also afraid of the cold!

"Childe...... Can I have a small plea? ”

"Hmm...... You can say this, as long as I can do it. ”

"You can absolutely do it, can you let me take a bite?"

"Ah...... This one...... No, absolutely not......"

"It's just a mouthful, please, I'm really hungry."

"Do you know that this request of yours is murdering me, no absolutely!"

"I can't stand it, if you don't let me take a bite, I'll take a bite too!"

"Please, don't...... Ah......h

Thought I was dead? How can this female ghost be so gentle, how could she hurt me for no reason. Merely...... My poor red Fuji apples are going to be out of luck.

Because I was in such a hurry tonight, I didn't finish my meal. When I was about to go out, I took two red Fuji apples at home. The first one, while waiting for the right time, was carefully eaten by me. I haven't eaten this yet, but I was robbed by this female ghost, and I was really unlucky to go to my grandmother's house.

"Good apples......" This female ghost is really a tough female man, and she eats apples without spitting out the core. However, watching her touch her belly, is she full? Saying...... Do beauties really eat very little? It shouldn't be. I think women nowadays eat a lot, and they are not inferior to men.

Why is this female ghost so easily satisfied, she has been sleeping in this tomb for thousands of years, and even if it is dust in this stomach, it is digested cleanly!

However, having said that...... It's time for me to wake up. Although she is beautiful, although she looks weak, although she seems to have no malice at all......

However, I don't know why, I always feel a little uneasy in my heart, and it's better to get out of here as soon as possible, after all, people and ghosts have different paths. No matter how beautiful she is, she is always not a person of the same dynasty as herself, this is a fact that God cannot change.

"Hey...... That one...... Oh, you're full? Hey...... On this dark and windy night in this month, it is really my honor to meet the girl, but unfortunately the happy time is always very short, and before I know it, it is already three watches, Xiaosheng has to say goodbye first, and do not disturb the girl's rest......"

After saying these words, I didn't wait for the female ghost to answer, I directly picked up the flashlight on the ground, and ran away.

"Hey...... Wait a minute! "The female ghost pulled my clothes all of a sudden, and the strength was no less than that of the crane, and I was drenched directly.

"Oh mom......," I fell to the ground, and hurriedly covered my face and said, "Girl, girl, I know that you have been hungry for thousands of years, and an apple will not satisfy your appetite at all." But ah, I really don't have any food on me. At one point, don't eat me, my flesh is stinky, sour, bitter......"

"Childe...... Are you really so ruthless, why can't you stay with Xiaorou for a while. Hey, I've been resting here for a long time, and I feel so lonely......"

Oh, it turns out that the name of this female ghost is Xiao Rou, which sounds really good, but thinking of her strange power just now, it seems to be ironic to call Xiao Rou, it should be called "vigorous"!

This one...... Although chatting with beautiful women is my specialty, who would dare to chat with a female ghost? Tell me about you, how dare I talk to you in this deep, hollow, pitch-black cemetery?

At one point, if I had a good time chatting with you, what if you left me behind? My life was ruined. If you don't have a happy conversation, you are angry, give me a few times, and I guess I will see Hades on the spot. When the time comes, I'll be just like you......

No, no...... I'm still a simple virgin, and if I die like this, how unwilling I am. When the time comes, when I meet Lord Yama and submit my resume, it says "This person is 24 years old and has not yet married...... I'm afraid that even if Lord Yama doesn't despise me, those bull-headed horses will despise me!

"No...... This thing is absolutely not going to work. I'm going to have something to do when I get home, I'm ...... My clothes haven't been washed, my tires haven't been repaired...... This one...... The stocks I bought haven't been sold yet...... Forget it, anyway, what I told you, you don't understand, you just need to know, how can you ghosts understand the hard work of being a human being! As soon as these words came out, I sensed that something was wrong. My stupid mouth, she used to be a human being, how could she not know the pain of being a human being!

"Ah...... That one...... Don't get me wrong, I was joking with you. It's good to be a ghost, don't worry about things in the world. This one...... Do you understand? Don't pester me if you understand, I don't want to stay and chat with you, and you will turn your face with me when you hear unhappy words! ”

"Flip the face?"

"yes, turn around...... In case you turn your face and don't recognize people......" Before I finished speaking, I saw Xiaorou turn around.

"What are you doing? Going back? "I thought this guy understood what I was saying and went back to sleep.

Unexpectedly, I was wrong, very wrong!

"Childe, isn't this what you look like?"

She turned her back to me and didn't turn around, but her head turned a hundred and eighty degrees, staring straight at me and asking.

"Mom...... Ah......h

"Hey, Childe, what are you shouting? Isn't it uncomfortable? What the hell is wrong with you? Could it be that Xiaorou is doing something wrong? ”

Xiao Rou immediately returned to her original appearance, and then came to my side, Chu Chu said pitifully: "You said it just now, which made me turn my face, and now I am afraid!" ”

"Right...... I'm sorry...... I was wrong, I'll never let you turn your face again! ”

I said harshly, "So, I beg you, ...... in the future Never turn your face with me in the future, you're such a girl...... Is it okay to take care of your image a little bit? ”

"Okay, Childe, I'll listen to you. Can you stay with me now? ”

"This ...... Do I have a choice? ”

"No, you can only stay, or stay!"

Sure enough, all women in the world are the same, no matter what dynasty women are. The same unreasonable, the same willful!

"Who's in there?" Suddenly, I heard shouting outside. Broken, I was discovered.