"Hmm...... This is it...... Ah, a little harder...... Oh, comfortable! Xiao Rou was lying on the bed, her face flushed, her eyes were very confused, and I didn't know what to do at this time.

"Comfort is comfort, it's ...... It just feels like it hurts there! ”

"You still say things like that, you know, I'm dying of exhaustion. Xiao Rou, you wait a little, and soon you will be very comfortable! Maybe it's the first time, but I don't have any experience, so of course I feel pain...... "I'm so tired that my face is covered with beads of sweat."

"Ah............h You don't know how lighter? I'm really hurting! ”

Well...... I finally ran out of strength, and after a sigh of relief, I finally collapsed on the bed...... Tired!

It seems that female ghosts, like women, are more wasteful of men's physical strength, and this time I finally felt it! No wonder Ning Caichen fell in love with Nie Xiaoqian at that time!

"Childe, you're so good!" Xiao Rou turned to look at me with a satisfied smile on her face. "Next time, I'll want to ......"

Wouldn't it, addicted? You female ghost who doesn't know how to be satisfied, don't you know that I'm so tired that I'm prostrating?

"Hey, Xiaorou, being a ghost shouldn't be like this." I sat up, rubbed my sore arm and said to her angrily, "You know, this is the first time I've massaged someone,...... No, it's the first time I've helped a ghost massage. This is the first time and the last time! You can't do that, you don't talk about it! ”

"Hey, what's wrong? Anyway, you don't suffer now, we have exchanged conditions, you can't complain! ”

"Don't say you're helping someone massage for the first time, it's me...... Ah...... It's also the first time I've been massaged, so cool! Seriously, I used to just massage Emperor Wu in the palace, no wonder his expression was so enjoyable, it turned out to be ...... Being massaged is such a comfortable thing! ”

"This one says...... Are you going to promise me something? ”

"This ...... Don't worry, I'm a good girl who keeps my word. You've fulfilled my request, and I won't be peeping into your privacy again! ”

"Oh, that's great, I'm Xiaorou, you're a good female ghost who is empathetic!"

I hope you are telling the truth, this matter is not a joke, people's privacy is the most important thing!

Tomorrow is Saturday, and poor me stays on duty at school. This was all named by the dean of students, saying that it was so that I could see what I had missed. After greeting his ancestors for eighteen generations in my heart, I reluctantly agreed. Originally, I wanted to take advantage of Saturday to have a good rest, but now the plan is all fucking ruined!

All Saturday, Xiao Rou stayed at home. I'm bored watching the news on my phone and sometimes playing games. When I got off work in the evening, I saw that a table of fragrant meals had already been prepared at home.

Actually, this little girl is usually very good, she cooks for me at home when she is fine, and I don't have to eat instant noodles anymore, and I don't have to order takeout, which is good!

"Xiao Rou, don't say it, your craftsmanship is really good, aren't you a talented person who serves Emperor Wu, how can you make so much delicious food?"

"That's all, it's normal. When I was six years old, I used to cook at home, and I couldn't eat anything. By your time, I saw it all on TV. By the way, I remembered one thing, I washed all your clothes and put them in the cupboard. It's just a little bit like that, why are you so that panties? ”

I'll go, can you ask this thing so carefully? It's a secret between my men. I blushed and said, "Xiaorou, you won't forget our agreement yesterday, you can't know my privacy." ”

"Well, if you don't want to say it, I won't ask. Another problem, I recently became addicted to games at home and rushed 500 yuan in it. ”

"Wait...... Mobile games? How do you have a mobile phone, do you think you bought it? ”

"No, your phone!"

"You...... How do you know the password? ”

"How could I not know, but seriously, the little yellow text in your phone is really badly written, and it doesn't mean anything at all......"

"It's not...... I said you should know that a man's cell phone can't be moved. It's privacy within privacy! ”

"You didn't say it yesterday, it doesn't count." She looked at me innocently.

I know that I really can't fight this female ghost. So he nodded helplessly: "Okay, I'm sorry, I was wrong, auntie, please don't touch my phone casually in the future, okay?" ”

"No, that game is very interesting, can't you lend me a few days? If you don't want to, I'll ......."

"Good...... I'm scared of you, it's just that you can only play, don't charge it anymore! ”

"Look at the mood!"

I couldn't help it, I secretly thought, I'd better buy another phone. Now that this society is the information age, it is not good for her to always stay at home and watch TV.

"Xiaorou, do you think this is good, I'll buy you a new phone, don't play with mine. May I? ”

"Just wait for your words, that's it, you said it yourself, I didn't say anything." After she said this, she left happily.

Looking at Xiaorou's bouncing figure, I touched my head, could it be that I fell for this little girl again?

The next day was Sunday, and when I was still asleep in bed, Xiao Rou took a dog tail grass and put it on my nose to tease me. I couldn't help but sneeze, looked at her resentfully, and said, "Miss, I'm finally spending a Sunday, can't you let me enjoy my dreams?" ”

"Did you forget something?" She asked me with a wink.

"This ...... I was so hungry in the morning that I couldn't remember......"

"I knew you'd say that!" Xiao Rou took out a bowl of eight-treasure porridge behind her and said, "Look at it, I have already prepared it for you!" ”

"Well, I'm sober, who made you cook meals that are always so delicious." I didn't care about brushing my teeth and washing my face, so I just picked up the bowl and drank it in a big gulp.

Seriously, sometimes I always think that it would be nice if Xiaorou was a person. In that case, my life now is heaven!

"Xiaorou, tell me what kind of mobile phone you want, is it domestic or foreign?" After eating, I became confident and began to speak: "It's okay, you can say whatever you want!" ”

"Oh, I want to ...... Which is Apple's latest mobile phone! ”

Auntie, I can't afford to buy a mobile phone for three months' salary, you really know how to pick and choose goods!

"This ...... Xiaorou, you just came to this world and don't know the rules of this society. This mobile phone, the ultimate purpose is to make calls, tell me what you bought that mobile phone for? Besides, you should know that it's like a car outside, and if you don't know how to drive, you'll get into an accident as soon as you get started. So...... Hehe, I advise you to buy a slightly worse mobile phone and practice your hands! ”

Mom, I don't know if this aunt can understand what I'm saying.