"Hmph, if it's delicious, you can eat more, don't go outside to steal it!"

Well? She seems to be angry with me, does it mean that I didn't come back that night, so I was angry? It doesn't make sense at all, right?

"Xiaorou, what's wrong with you, did I make you unhappy?"

"Yes!"

"Because of what?"

"What did you do last night?"

"This ...... I got drunk with my colleague last night and slept directly in his house. ”

"That colleague is a man or a woman?"

"Man, how can there be a female colleague who sleeps with me......"

"You lie to me, weren't you quite heroic last night? You fought three hooligans alone, although you were beaten down, but how good you are, and there are beautiful women carrying you on your back. Oh, you are drunk, although your body can't move, but your mouth is sober, and you say "I love you" on the back of a beautiful woman, "Teacher Shen, why don't you accept me?" "This kind of love story."

"Hmph, when you get to the door of someone's house, I don't know if you are conscious or unconscious, and your right hand almost stretched into the chest of other beauties. Shameless! ”

"It's nothing, didn't you sleep happily in someone's beautiful woman's room last night? Why are you lying to me when you come back today? Say, don't you want me anymore...... Sure enough, all men in the world like the new and hate the old, and none of them are good...... Woohoo......"

As she spoke, she cried aggrievedly.

I sat down at the table in a daze, and her words made me understand at least three things. The first thing is why Mr. Shen's attitude towards me is so cold, it turns out that I have done so many out-of-the-ordinary things when I was in a coma!

The second thing, this female ghost is stalking me again!

The third thing, does she say she likes me? But I'm a human being, she's a ghost, and this thing can't be in love since ancient times!

When I saw that she was crying, I hurriedly comforted her: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied to you and let you stay alone in the empty room......"

"Bastard, you're a bastard......" she didn't give up.

Wait a minute...... I'm a single man now, so why can't I spend the night outside? On the other hand, Teacher Shen has been my goddess since I came to school, how can I say that I like the new and hate the old? It seems that Xiaorou said the opposite!

"Xiaorou, this ...... Don't cry yet, I have something to discuss with you. ”

"Say it, I'll listen."

"That...... That's right, I told you not to be angry. ”

"What?"

"That's it...... That's it...... Can we make a gentleman's agreement between us......" I asked cautiously, for fear that she would be upset.

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman. You're not a gentleman, you're a villain! ”

"This ...... You're not right, I'm not a villain...... Forget it, whatever you say is what you say. Xiaorou, what about this gentleman's agreement...... I'm just making an analogy. I know you're not a gentleman, I ...... I'm not a gentleman, but don't you feel that with the word gentleman, the agreement between us is instantly high? ”

"Hypocrisy...... You say, what agreement, I'll listen. ”

"Xiao Rou, you see, it's like this. As a female ghost, you live in my house, and I don't charge you rent, isn't it okay? I just have a small request. ”

"What a fool you are doing, just say something, why are you grinding and chirping like this!" This one...... The character doesn't seem right, I'm your landlord, why do you feel like I'm under the fence?

"That...... Okay, I think so, you're a woman, I'm a man, can we have a little bit of our own privacy and not interfere with each other? Do you think this is okay? ”

"This matter is not negotiable, it is impossible!"

"For ...... Why? ”

"I've been a lonely ghost for 2,000 years, and now I can see the light of day again, why can't I live according to my own ideas? On the other hand, I'm just having a little fun, can you ruthlessly deprive it? Hey, you don't know how boring I am in that gloomy tomb. Why don't you give it a try? ”

"Don't! Don't! I shook my head and said, "Xiaorou, you should know that this person must have a grateful heart to be a person and a ghost." You see, I've helped you so much and brought you out of the tomb. Can't you give up this little hobby a little in order to repay me? ”

"Hmm......" Xiaorou fell into a short contemplation, it seems that I am still quite charming, this speech is an art, and I am the central character of this art, haha......

"yes, I see. Well, I promise you that I won't peek at you from now on...... I'm tired of watching it anyway! ”

"What? You ......" I stammered, not knowing what else to say.

Xiaorou is not just a female ghost, right, you are the standard of female perverts!

"Okay, okay, count me out of luck...... Xiaorou, can you add a little bit on this basis? ”

I felt as if I had arrived at a vegetable market and was haggling with my aunt who was buying vegetables. "Can this dish be cheaper? A little cheaper, a little cheaper! ”

"Hmm...... Seeing that you are so sincere, I promise you. I won't peek at you anymore when you go to the thatched house in the future, are you satisfied? ”

No way?

How many immoral things did she do that I don't know about? I really doubt that this girl came out of the palace!

Well, since you are unkind first, then don't blame me for being unjust. It seems that if I didn't explain it, you wouldn't know!

"Okay, with that said, I'll make it clear. Xiaorou, please don't follow me secretly, it's awkward, I've even been picking my nose less frequently by dozens of percent recently, if this continues, I'll go crazy! ”

"Oh, that's the reason, okay, I see. In this way, Miss Ben will agree to your request, and I promise that I will never follow you in the future! Are you satisfied? ”

Well? Is Xiaorou's answer so refreshing this time? Will there be fraud?

Seriously, I can't believe it when the answer is so refreshing, is this female ghost in front of me really Xiaorou, not another female ghost or something? It's so tangled!

Xiao Rou, can't you just pretend a little, or think about it and think about it! Then he bit his lip and said a few words in pain: "Okay...... I...... I promise...... Promise you! ”

If that's the case, at least I'll not be suspicious, but this ...... What a strange feeling!

"You answer so quickly, how can I believe that what you say is true? You're a female ghost who knows how to spell, and you'll be invisible anyway! ”

"Don't worry! I vouch for my ghost personality and swear to the ground that I will never follow you again! Is this always okay? ”

"Good! I believe you're a man of his word! I hope you do......"

"But...... I have a condition......" There was a gleam of bewitching evil in her eyes!

Sure enough, she is still the Xiao Rou who talks about conditions, or the Xiao Rou who bargains, really, I know that things are not so simple.

There is nothing so simple in the world, Xiaorou, tell me why you treat me like this. Oh my God, what did I do wrong in my last life that makes me feel like hell now!

Damn female ghost, damn Xiaorou, why are you making such a request? Let me do something like this!