It turned out to take me for a fool
"This ...... Well, this one is about the same as you! I pointed to Teacher Shen, in my impression, Xiaorou's figure is a little better than Teacher Shen's, but this breast...... I really don't know!
"What? I didn't hear clearly, can you say it again? The salesman looked puzzled, and it was obvious that she had heard clearly: "What you just said, didn't you buy it for this young lady?" ”
Oh my god, how do you say it's exposed? I've said long ago that I'm too innocent to lie!
"Oh, dear, what nonsense are you talking about? Let's see, it's caused misunderstanding. I know this is your first time with me to this place, but don't be so nervous. By the way, have you forgotten our madness yesterday? Have you forgotten that you measured my body with your own hands? ”
This one...... I looked at Mr. Shen in surprise, suspecting that I had misheard. Is this still my goddess of innocence? It's so untouchable, so unreachable, how can she say such unbearable words so calmly?
This...... Teacher Shen, do you know that when you say such a thing, it is completely contrary to the image of the goddess in my heart. For a moment, I felt like my worldview was crumbling!
No, no, I must have misheard it just now, absolutely, this is my auditory hallucination, in fact, Mr. Shen didn't say anything!
However, I still looked at her tentatively and said, "Teacher Shen, why do you say that?" I think so...... We...... This ......"
"Wahaha......" Just when I was ashamed and didn't know how to explain this, suddenly not far away, there was a woman's ridicule. I took a look, and it was two fashionably dressed girls, both of whom had long hair, and they looked like they were smiling at us. The reason is that their eyes are looking at me and Teacher Shen.
This one...... What's going on? I'm even more confused!
"Hahaha......" Suddenly, Teacher Shen beside me also laughed insolently, startling me. The salesperson and I looked at her inexplicably, thinking that she was possessed by something.
At this time, two sneering girls came over, one of them was a girl with a big wave, and handed me a business card directly: "Haha...... Virgin brother, this is my sister's phone number, and there is my WeChat on it. If you figure it out sometimes, just call the above number, and I will teach you about life. Oh, by the way, there are red envelopes...... Haha......"
The other girl was even more exaggerated: "Haha...... Xiangxiang, you're tempting a man here again, but this virgin brother seems to be very cute. By the way, didn't people say that this man has been single for a long time, isn't he a psychopath? I think this kid is quite to your taste! Haha......"
"Okay, you two give me enough to stop, don't mess around." Teacher Shen took the business card in my hand and stuffed it directly into the first girl's hand.
"Teacher Yin is still an innocent young man, haven't you brought others to ruin like this? Alright, let's go. After Mr. Shen finished speaking, he smiled charmingly at me and said, "Mr. Yin, I'm really sorry, we just made a little joke with you, don't mind, we're leaving, bye!" ”
Things have developed to such a point that even fools know that I was tricked by these three women!
The three of them didn't think about my feelings at all, they just treated me like a happy toy, a big fool who was a little bigger!
When I think of this, I feel like my heart is dripping blood!
It's not because of their current embarrassing situation, their merciless ridicule, and their sneering words, it's because ...... I have an untouchable and sacrosanct teacher in my heart.
Unexpectedly, she usually looks so innocent in school, how can she be ...... in real life Will it be so bohemian? Don't...... Isn't it Mr. Shen himself who I met today? Is it someone pretending to be Mr. Shen? Or...... Is it Teacher Shen's twin sister?
Seriously, I really don't want to believe that the woman just now is Mr. Shen himself.
My embarrassing situation has caused a pair of women to laugh mercilessly, some of them even took out their mobile phones and started the live broadcast directly, and some directly started recording videos...... I don't care what these people do, I don't care what they do, to be precise, I'm not in the mood to estimate them at all.
Now, the only thing that I can't let go of is that Mr. Shen smiled at me charmingly before leaving, which ...... for me This is the sharp blade that pierces the defense in my heart. Could it be that I, Yin Menglong, am such a beam-jumping clown in the eyes of Mr. Shen? The ironic ridicule made me stand still.
If it hadn't been for the salesperson's words that woke me up, I guess I'd have fallen asleep forever!
"Childe, you're back!" I don't know how I got home, I just know that by the time I got home, it was already darkly lit outside.
When Xiaorou saw me coming back, she greeted me. I don't know how this female ghost got it, but I actually found a box of authentic red Fuji that I treasured. At this moment, she was holding one of them and eating it with taste.
"Oh, I'm back, give you clothes......" I didn't want to say anything uncomfortable, and just handed the clothes to Xiaorou. Then he said, "Xiaorou, try it yourself, I'm too tired today and want to take a break." ”
After saying this, I was like a big bear, and I didn't take off my clothes and shoes, and I threw myself on the bed. Without saying a word, I just picked up the quilt and hid myself in the dark.
After about ten seconds, I felt someone touch my quilt.
"Childe, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you say anything when you came back, and just slept under the quilt? Could it be...... Have you been wronged? A gentle greeting came from outside the quilt.
"I ...... It's nothing...... Don't ask. "I felt like I didn't have any strength at all, my whole body felt like it was falling apart, but I could still breathe a little bit through my nose.
"Don't lie to me, look at you, the pain and grievances are written on your face!" As she spoke, she suddenly appeared inside my quilt.
"Mom, ......" A miserable white face suddenly appeared in the quilt, I was so frightened that I couldn't care about sadness, and directly lifted the quilt: "You scared me to death, how could I be sad and sad, you are wrong!" ”
"Oh? Is it? Son, explain to me, why didn't I buy the clothes I was wearing inside? "Xiao Rou chased me and came behind me, as if she wanted to break the second line of defense in my heart.
Wait a minute...... Something is wrong, why would she know I didn't buy it? Isn't it...... I couldn't believe what I was thinking.
"You...... Xiaorou, do you mean that you ...... Are you stalking me? You know, you're looking at other people's privacy, and it's a very bad behavior. Don't forget that you're a female ghost, and female ghosts can't peep into a man's privacy, this ...... Very uncultivated! ”
"Oops, I've already been a ghost, how can I care about so much? Besides, it's rare to become a ghost, and if you don't use the spells on your body, you always feel sorry for yourself! By the way, I think it's a lot of fun! ”