Master of Love

Grandma, you're having fun, have you ever thought about how I feel as a living person? Personal privacy is the most important, everyone has their own privacy, if it is ruthlessly discovered, then what is the meaning of life?

But then again...... If I die, I'll give it a try and see if it's really that fun...... What am I thinking about this idiot, now is not the time to think about this!

"Childe, that beautiful woman who was with you today......"

"Hmm...... What the? ”

"Is that the woman, the person you want in your heart?"

"...... she? She used to be, but now she ...... Not anymore. I said sadly.

"Why? That woman looks really good, both in figure and appearance, she is quite suitable for you. I think such a woman is quite worthy of you with a kind heart! ”

"Thank you, I've heard a lot of comforting words, and seriously, this sentence you said was the least nutritious! Xiao Rou, the other side of a kind-hearted person is waste, you directly say that I am a waste! ”

"Look at you, you think it's crooked. I don't mean that, I mean you have a really good heart. I don't have any other skills, but I'm still very accurate in seeing people, for example, the female teacher......"

"Get rid of, return the female teacher sir, the people of our time, called teachers."

"Oh...... Yes, that female teacher, it seems that she is really good. As a woman, I always feel that there must be an unknown pain hidden in her heart, so I use such an attitude towards life to hide myself and hide my life. I think so, if only there were people in this world who could directly untie the dead knot in her heart, or uncover the scars in her heart. If she then treats the pain in her heart with her heart, she will definitely be able to open the door of the female teacher's closed heart...... That's what it means, anyway. I can conclude, Childe, if you can pursue her sincerely, perhaps, there will be unexpected surprises. After all, people are emotional animals, as long as they give, there will always be a return. ”

"Xiaorou, do you know what a licking dog is?"

"Is it the meaning of the puppy?"

"Licking the dog is me, I don't want to be a licking dog now, I am in her eyes, maybe not as good as a puppy!"

"You can't say that, if you give up now, it will only show that you are cowardly. Why is a cowardly man favored by a woman? Effort and not being a slave are two different outcomes, you say? ”

My good girl, this female ghost doesn't look very old, how can she say it, such a profound and philosophical charm? Could it be that she has been reading books on this since she was a child? As a teacher, I know what she means. Suddenly, I remembered the way Mr. Shen looked at me today, and in addition to that charm, I seemed to feel a trace of sadness in that look...... Could it be that I misunderstood Mr. Shen? She just used such a disguise to hide the pain in her heart?

"Xiaorou, what are you talking about...... Anyway, there really makes some sense to what you're saying. Are you a master of love? ”

"Me? Ha ha...... Childe, you are stupid, I was elected to the palace when I was 14 years old. At that time, I didn't know what love was, love or anything, I was just a little girl. yes, I'm really glad that if I wasn't pure-minded, I would have become a lesbian. Haha......"

"You may not believe it, but even I think it is ridiculous when I think about it now. My First Love...... That's what your society calls it now...... My first love was taken away by a little eunuch. As for why, I can't say clearly, but I know that the way he reads the holy decree is really handsome! ”

"Please, that's not called first love, that's called secret love, it's just wishful thinking, and others don't know about it."

"It doesn't matter even then, I just want to see this person every day...... Actually, childe, do you know, it is precisely because I have not experienced love that I have so many fantasies about love. It is precisely because of this that the insight into the minds of others is particularly keen. ”

"Hey, by the way, Childe, aren't you worried about this matter? Okay, how can I ask you for free how to pursue your crush? What do you think? Xiao Rou said, flying a few glances at me.

I was horrified: "You...... Do you teach me? Gollum swallowed a little spit, and I looked at her with a puzzled look.

I really don't know what this little female ghost has in her heart, do you still need to teach me about this matter? Nowadays, on computers and mobile phones, you can get thousands of answers to any question. You teach me, I don't allow myself to Baidu, ask Du Niang's opinion.

"Your eyes seem to be full of distrust of me! How? Do you really not believe me? Childe, it's safe, it's safe, I have a set of female ghost-style dungeon chasing women, what's the matter, do you want to learn it? ”

"Female ghost-style dungeon chasing female Dafa? It sounds like a good name, but I don't know how it works...... Forget it, I'm from the yang world, and the laws of the underworld are not suitable for me, so you better solve your emotional problems first. ”

"Me, haha...... Are you stupid, I'm more than 2,000 years old, and I've long been at a loss for a long time, and I've taken these things lightly......" Xiaorou sighed, quite a taste of youth and old age. It's just that...... I felt funny when I said this from her 20-something face!

"Xiaorou, do you mind hearing my opinion?"

"Childe, please speak!"

"Whether it is a human being or a ghost, as long as there is a feeling of existence, it will not be able to stop the heart. Ha ha...... You can find a male ghost and tug at your heartstrings once again, making your water ripple in circles. It's just that, this time, you must not find a eunuch, that's still the same thing! ”

"Childe?"

"Huh?"

"I'll show you something fun......"

"Okay, what do I like to watch and have fun, what?"

Yes...... Damn, bang, I fell to the ground.

What, Xiaorou, I'm just making a little joke, why are you turning your face again? This time, it turned up and down, which ...... How can my little heart take it. Didn't the two of us just have a good conversation?

Really, this female ghost......

Female ghost heart, undersea needle, female ghost heart, undersea gold!

It seems that if I want to joke with Xiaorou in the future, I have to pay attention to the way I speak. Grandma's, if I'm not careful, I'm easy to get angry!

The next day, the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to see if I was still alive. It's nice and alive!

One more thing...... Check to see if you are missing organs, especially ...... You know. At first glance, there is no less than anything, well, it's okay. It seems that last night's joke was not too much, she can still accept it, if not, can I see the sun today?