The carriage stopped for a few minutes, and I was not only sick to my stomach, but also to have a big one.

"What's the matter, you still can't get up?" This is the maiden princess asking me with the curtain of the carriage.

"Ah...... This one...... I'm a little bad anymore, I feel like my stomach is on fire, no, you wait for me first. As I spoke, I found a slightly lower spot, unbuttoned my pants and crouched down.

When I was bored, I remembered Tengger's "Paradise", so I couldn't help but sing: blue sky, gentle lake water......

This song, if it is sung, must be strong and powerful, otherwise, it will not be able to sing Tengger's feeling and momentum at all. Unexpectedly, because of this, my singing voice directly echoed on this empty prairie.

When I got to the emotional point, my voice doubled up, and I closed my eyes and imagined that I was Tengger himself. However, it was because of my forgetful singing that led to a series of troubles later.

After singing, I opened my eyes, and oh my god, a big face of horror appeared in front of me. Seriously, I was so scared that I almost sat on top of my poop.

After I saw the owner of this face clearly, I said angrily: "Grandma's Su Wu, are you trying to scare me to death?" What's going on, you can see me too? Do you have it, if you have it, come together, if you don't, get out! ”

"What do you sing when you poop?"

"I'll go, this is Tengger's "Paradise", you haven't heard of it, it's really lonely!" I said disdainfully, "Forget it, do you have a piece of paper?" ”

"Fingers?" This guy looked at me, flashed his finger a little puzzled, and said, "Yes, why are you asking this?" ”

"Mom, you're really talented, I'm going to wipe my ass, not your fingers...... Forget it, you go quickly, you're here, I can't pull it out at all. ”

This guy was quite sensible and left me. Actually, when I finished pulling, I almost wiped my ass. However, I don't have this thing on me at all, and Su Wu doesn't know what a tissue paper is...... It's so tangled, so confused, it's called the sadness of no paper.

Thinking of this, I looked around. This grassland is full of grass, and the grass grows so thin and thin that it can't stop me at all.

Am I just suffocating to death with tissue paper?

Hehe, I'm not that stupid!

I looked around, there was no one left, and I quickly took off my boots. Inside there are socks of the legendary Huns. I took a look and it fits.

When I was done comfortable and patted my buttocks, I saw that the eyes of these people had changed.

First of all, it is my most beloved Xiaorou, her eyes look at me not as angry as just now, and ...... Why does my face still look rosy?

Look at Su Wu again, this kid has already got on the horse, he looks at me with a very strange look, and it feels like I am like the Huns.

The most strange thing that made me arrive was that the Huns looked at me much more kindly, as if I were their friend.

And the princess sitting in the carriage stood directly on the carriage, looked at me with a smile and said: "Dongfang Gongzi, what you sang just now is really good, especially the sentence "And you girl", did this person mean me?" ”

Oh my God, it looks like these people misunderstood me. I looked at Xiao Rou, no wonder they had such expressions!

Xiao Rou looked at me as if she was also waiting for my answer.

Make no mistake, I just grew a song, how could I get into so much trouble. Thinking back to the lyrics just now, and thinking of who I am now, I can't help but shudder.

These people and Su Wu can't be misunderstanding that I began to betray the Han Dynasty, after all, what I just sang was "This is my home, my paradise......" I am a person from the Han Dynasty, how can I say that the grassland is my hometown, this is not treason, what is it?

And I sang it so loudly!

In other words, women's brain circuits are different from men's, you see that men pay attention to my loyalty, and women pay attention to "and your girl's ......", it's really a dog. How do I explain it?

"Beautiful princess, you ...... Ah, you are the most beautiful girl in the prairie, how dare I say you are a girl. You're a phoenix. The girl I just sang about is ...... It's someone else, and I like this guy very much! "Speaking of which, I peeked at Xiao Rou. After listening to what I said, Xiaorou's eyes lit up, and then her face was expressionless.

"Dongfang Gongzi, don't be embarrassed, I know that the girl you sang about is me, I know. I didn't expect you to give me this song when we met for the first time, and I was so happy. ”

Is it that what I just said is not clear enough, or that there is a problem with the understanding of this young princess, how can this be!

Just as I was standing in awkward place, Helian Iron Kettle, who had just gone to move the troops, caught up with three thousand cavalry. He rode first, came to the carriage of the young princess, and said, "Princess, I am back." ”

"Helian Iron Kettle, you're back, what's the matter, are the people of the Wild Bird Clan still there? Is that hateful woman dead? ”

"Back to the princess, when our people got there, they really found the people of the Wild Bird Clan. When these people saw our cavalry, they simply had no ability to resist. We rushed up and killed them. As for the hateful woman......" Saying this, he took a square box directly from his waist and said, "The head of the hateful woman is here, and this person has indeed been dead for a long time when we passed. ”

"Hahaha...... Great, great. The maiden princess laughed and said, "All right, you go down first, and when you see your father, I will give you a credit." ”

"Thank you, princess!" Helian Iron Kettle said, rode directly on his horse, and walked at the back of the group.

The princess turned to me, and I saw little stars in the creature's eyes. My mother, what are you doing, do you see the head and start getting excited, are you going to kill me too?

However, as it turned out, I was wrong.

"Dongfang Gongzi, I didn't expect you to be so powerful that you really killed this person. Seriously, I don't believe what you just said. Others don't know how powerful this woman is, but I do. Since the three of you killed this woman, you have told us that these hiding places are our friends of the Huns. Alright, let's go back, and I'll take you directly to my father. When the time comes, I think he'll be absolutely happy! Dongfang Gongzi, come up! ”

"I'm not going, princess, your alcohol is too much, I'm willing to bow down. Well, allow me to ride a horse, I feel very uncomfortable in my head, suffocated in the carriage, and prone to shock! ”

What I'm saying is true, this woman is really not simple. With so many years of wandering on the rivers and lakes, how can I lose so badly?

"Oh, I really can't imagine that Dongfang Gongzi actually thought of it with me. I also happened to be too embarrassed and panicked in the carriage, and I just wanted to ride a horse to breathe. Saying this, she jumped out of the carriage directly and asked the people behind her to lead the big black horse she was riding just now. The princess said, "Dongfang Gongzi, don't you know how to ride a horse?" Come, I'll teach you! ”