No, it's not what I thought it would be. When I got into the carriage, I turned to look at Xiao Rou's face and found that Xiao Rou's face had returned to normal. Well, could it be that Xiaorou has begun to care about me?

It's a good feeling!

As soon as I got into the carriage, the maiden princess lowered the curtain. When I saw this, I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and directly shouted: "Wow...... That's good...... What a personality! ”

This carriage is really not built, it really deserves to be the car of the Hun princess, it is a high-standard.

I would like to say that there is something wrong with this, it seems that the level of my literary literacy is too low. Look at what is in it, delicious food and wine, fruits, pears and peaches, delicacies from the mountains and seas, birds and animals, leather whips and candles, ropes and feathers, it is really everything, so dizzying that I thought I was in a big hotel in the United States......

In this way, I chatted with the girl princess in the carriage with peace of mind, really just chatting, nothing else.

But...... Is it possible? In less than half an hour, the voices of me and the princess were heard in the carriage.

"Ah...... Princess, beautiful princess, I really can't help it, you know this feeling? It's really hard to bear! ”

"Well, seeing that you are in good health, why can't you help it after a while? It turns out that you are an embroidered pillow, which is not important in the medium term. No, I command you to hold on for a while! ”

"No, I'm not your subject, why should I listen to your orders."

"I'm begging you, can you hold on for a while......"

"I can't stand your voice, but I have my own principles. I really can't hold on to the princess, can you just pity me? ”

"It's really not, isn't it like this for all of you people in the Han Dynasty! Forget it, looking at the way you sweat on your forehead, I agreed. Say, do you prefer to be inside or outside? ”

"Do you need to say this, of course it's outside......" Before I could finish this sentence, I rushed out of the carriage quickly. Before the Huns and Su Wu Xiaorou could react to what was going on, I just trotted all the way out of the distance. At this time, I didn't care that this was an empty prairie, and I urinated directly with my back to these people.

Hey, it's all my fault that I didn't, I lost my adult!

There is a saying about what, by the way, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight. This sentence is too apt to be used on the body of the girl princess at this time. Originally, I thought that such a beautiful girl would not know anything, but I didn't expect this girl to be a simple girl.

Not only does she drink, but she also punches. As I got into the carriage, the princess took out two hot water bottles.

"Oops, I'm so thirsty, thank you, princess......" Before she could say anything, I directly took a hot water bottle and drank it, but what I didn't expect was that it was not water at all, but wine!

Mom, isn't this a pitfall?

I spit it out, and the wine tasted so spicy, and in my taste, it had at least fifty or sixty degrees.

"Isn't it true that you big men drink all cowardice?"

"Who said that?" I don't want to do it directly, this little woman dares to look down on our Han Dynasty, it's not angry with me.

"Then why are you spitting up?"

"I ...... I'm thirsty and don't want to drink! ”

"Oh, it turns out that men in the Han Dynasty drank like this."

"No, you're mistaken. I don't represent the entire Han Dynasty, and on the other hand, drinking is not my forte. ”

"Oh. What are your strengths? ”

"This ...... Punch ...... By the way, punching, I'm very good at punching. You don't know what boxing is, but I'm a master at home. ”

"I can't imagine it, you can still draw punches, so I'm just interested, why don't you play with me?"

"This ...... Forget it, you are a girl, how can you make a fist. I have a nickname, the Prince of Rowing, and that's not bragging. ”

"Just play with me, what are you afraid of, come on."

"That's what you said, you have to think about it, if anyone loses, they have to drink. Yes, "hehe...... drinking...... If women don't get drunk, how can men have a chance?

What's more, you are still such a beautiful fairy, it is really rare to meet but not to be sought.

"That's the best, Dongfang Gongzi, let me order this, let's start." The teenage princess flashed her big beautiful eyes.

"Of course, of course!" Hehe, of course, I'll let you go, I'll let you drink it all!

I really didn't expect it, I lived so much, and finally knew what it meant to be "cocooned and self-bound"!

When it came to punching, I won the first round. I smugly teased, "Well, princess, what did I just say, I am very good at this thing, you are not my opponent at all!" ”

"Well, I'm willing to lose." This princess doesn't look at her young age, she is not ambiguous at all. She directly picked up the hot water bottle and took three sips.

"Are you still coming?"

"Of course!" The princess didn't care at all, just put down the hot water bottle, and said domineeringly.

I thought to myself: Come on, come on, wait until you're drunk, you'll know how good I am!

Unexpectedly, in the next ten games, I lost all my body!

My mother, it's too late for me to regret it. As I said just now, it is very clear that whoever loses drinks drinks, which ...... I'm a man, how can I not keep my promises. In one point, I am not a person now, I represent the face of a big man......

It's just that my face is too unlucky, and I directly asked someone to fill a full ten hot water bottles......

That is, the princess just drank a hot water bottle of wine, and I have already drunk ten, what is this concept?

I clearly felt that my stomach was swollen uncomfortably, and the faucet below could no longer be controlled.

Although there are toilets and other things in the luxury carriage, can I unzip my pants and pee in front of the princess so unscrupulously? Isn't that a blatant hooligan? I'm a civilized person, and I can't do such a shameless thing. This one...... Hehe, I haven't peed in front of a strange woman since I was five years old. Now that such a big man can't do such a thing. That's why I prayed to the princess in the carriage to let me get out of the carriage.

Su Wu looked at me curiously, and Xiao Rou looked at me angrily, which meant to say, "This guy must have done something unsightly with the princess in the carriage." "Can I explain? Didn't give me a chance to explain at all.