Chapter 494: Egg Killing Conference
Rao is a well-informed Aunt Xu, and she can't help but laugh.
She really believed at this moment that if anyone was arrogant in front of Guo Dan, Guo Dan might really hire 10,000 people to throw rotten eggs.
In fact, this routine is very common in later generations, and those so-called "stars" have their own professional cheering teams, otherwise, this time will be freezing cold, who knows who is on the scene.
But this routine is really very rare in the current era, and it is unlikely that anyone will do this, because it is difficult to hide, and you will know when you ask.
There are more than 1,000 tricks, and they all have no professional ethics, so you can make it clear if you ask around.
Wouldn't that be even more ridiculous?
It only took a while for a number of people to react.
"Poof--- ahem--- haha--- this kid is really funny!"
I saw the bald old man who always happened to meet Guo Dan, sitting cross-legged in a corner, holding half an orange in one hand, laughing and coughing at the same time, and the tears came out.
Su Xu in the teahouse also reacted, shook his head and smiled: "This kid is really... I don't know how to say it's good. ”
Tan Xiu on the other side said: "What does Brother Su mean, most of those people were invited by Guo Dan?" ”
"It must be so." Su Xu said with a straight smile.
Tan Xiu frowned slightly and said: "The academy is originally a sacred place, and he used this deception to deceive the world and steal the name of his Yinuo Academy, which shows that his people's hearts are not right!" ”
Su Xu said with a smile: "If the virtuous brother tells Guo Dan like this, Guo Dan will definitely say that he is just a businessman, not a gentleman." But a businessman like him is indeed rare! ”
Not to mention them, even many of the readers below have reacted, this slogan is one after another, neatly and uniformly, to say that no one has arranged it, ghost believe.
Seeing that Guo Dantai was still self-absorbed, self-deceiving, covering his ears and stealing the bell, he was so cheap that it really made people feel swollen, and he only hated that there were no rotten eggs in his hands.
Many people scolded directly.
But their scolding was quickly drowned out by the dog's cheers, and it seemed that more and more people were cheering for Guo Dan.
After a while, the scholars had dry mouths, panting and glaring at Guo Dan.
At this time, Guo Dan beckoned into the distance again.
After a while, the cheers died down.
"I didn't expect me to be so popular in Kaifeng Mansion! Ha ha! Guo Dan smiled shamelessly and happily.
Suddenly, a lot of scholars jumped to their feet in anger, and we didn't come to welcome you.
"You lowly villain, don't know when we don't know, those people are clearly ......!"
"Shameless villain, when we are stupid......
"Isn't it great to be rich?"
......
In the face of everyone's abuse, Guo Danwu was enthusiastic, waved his hands excitedly, and shouted: "Thank you, thank you!" ”
Cheers erupted suddenly.
"Guo Dan! I love you. ”
"Guo Dan! We've got your back. ”
"Guo Dan! Guo Dan! ”
......
The scholars were just about to start scolding, but they were swallowed up by cheers.
This......!
The readers in the audience are really hungry for immortal death, and many people are already tormented by this cheer.
"I see."
Aunt Xu pursed her lips and smiled, "This trick is really high." ”
And the bald old man was already laughing so hard that he couldn't hold the orange steadily, and saw that half of the orange had rolled down under his feet.
What an eye-opener for them!
......
As far as the matter is concerned, this money has been spent, of course you have to enjoy it to the fullest, this is not self-deception, spending money to buy flattery, to make yourself happy, isn't it normal?
Of course, he didn't want to enjoy this, or to deceive the world and steal his name, he just knew that he would definitely be scolded when he came to power, but he didn't come to fight a war today, and he had fought a lot before, and he was very tired of it, because these scholars went back and forth on those few routines, and he had no intentions, so he simply invited a group of people to come and compete with these scholars.
This show just met Bing, it's really unreasonable.
I have to say that this trick has a good effect.
These readers were all so angry that they stared dryly, but they couldn't do anything about Guo Dan.
As far as these scholars are concerned, they usually speak very quietly, and they compete with farmers and shrews, and they are completely suppressed, and they can't raise their heads at all.
Guo Dan beckoned into the distance again, and the cheers slowly became smaller, and finally disappeared into the clouds.
The scene fell silent again.
"Oops! Your enthusiasm really makes me embarrassed, Guo Dan is ashamed, ashamed! ”
Guo Dan arched his hand in all directions.
It's so shameless!
Many readers couldn't help it, they had never seen such a hypocritical person, but just when they opened their mouths, they suddenly saw Guo Dan's hand shaking upward, and they quickly closed their mouths again.
They were really scared!
Come a few more times and they'll really go crazy.
There is a word hanging over everyone's head---Forbearance!
Sample! It's great to have money. Defy? If you don't accept it, you will also invite someone to scold! Ha ha---!
Guo Dan's eyes swept away, and he saw that the readers in the audience were biting their lips, this scene was silent, secretly funny, and said loudly: "Thank you for taking the time to participate in this 'egg killing conference' in your busy schedule, as the organizer, I am really grateful, thank you, thank you!" ”
He bowed his hand to everyone again.
"What 'Egg Extermination'? Hmph, don't you just want to recruit students for the Bachelor's College, but you are recruiting! ”
A scholar shouted indignantly.
Many people know that it was just a gimmick.
But before the words fell, he reacted, and almost covered his ears first, why didn't he hold back.
There are also many people around him who look at him depressedly, he is really not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
Finished!
Finished!
It's coming again!
However, this time Guo Dan did not hint, he looked at the person who spoke just now with a smile, and said: "If Your Excellency wants to sign up, it may make Your Excellency deeply disappointed, because today's theme is 'Egg Destroying Conference', as for the enrollment of the Scholar Academy, it is just that I am afraid that there will be no content and cause everyone to be dissatisfied, so I wrote some casually, and it is not a matter of concern." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the banner behind him, "Today's theme is the 'Egg Killing Conference', aiming to eliminate the demon Guo Dan." ”
The scholar was stunned, "You... You're going to destroy yourself? ”
"Not bad!"
Guo Dan nodded and said, "I'm here to destroy myself today." ”
Aunt Xu's beautiful eyes widened, and she said in her heart, what did he want to do?
It's a weird reversal.
She used to think that any "egg killing conference" was just a gimmick, and enrollment was Guo Dan's purpose, how could Guo Dan eliminate himself, Guo Dan himself said the same thing at that time, but now it seems that it is not the case.
Su Xu, Tan Xiu, Shen Bowen, Zhao Qinghe, and Liang Yan all poked their heads out of the window and listened to each other.
Li Zhen and other people from the Taizhou school looked at each other.
Sage is this going to play "I don't go to hell who goes to hell"?
And the bald old man had already stood up and looked at Guo Dan on the stage in confusion.
The audience was silent.
Everyone raised their heads and looked at Guo Dan blankly.
In this era when there is no microphone, Guo Dan is very satisfied with the effect at this time, and he said aloud: "Why are you so surprised?
Do you think it's normal for a businessman to stand here?
Do you think it's normal for a businessman to be a horse manager?
Do you think it's normal for a businessman to contract Kaifeng Mansion?
Do you think it's normal for a businessman to set up a private college?
I don't know what you guys think, but it seems to me ridiculous.
You say, should you eliminate Guo Dan? ”
His voice was full of emotion, he clenched his fists and waved his arms, and his tone was impassioned, instantly infecting everyone present.
Because he spoke for everyone.
"Yes."
Everyone couldn't help but shout in unison.
But after shouting, everyone was stunned again, looking at each other.
Just now... I didn't hallucinate, did I?
Those words were all said by Guo Dan?
It should have been heard correctly.
That... Then this Guo Dan should be fake, right?
Li Ming, who was standing in front, asked a very stupid question, "You are Guo Dan!" ”
"I'm Guo Dan."
Guo Dan nodded and said, "I want to eliminate Guo Dan, this is not a contradiction, can't I oppose and eliminate myself?" If I can take my mind to the next level, then why not do it. If you look around, this is a place contracted by merchants, and if we continue like this, we will be in a place from which we will never recover. ”
Many people in the audience nodded silently.
It makes so much sense.
actually had a little admiration for Guo Dan.
But there are also many people who are extremely confused.
Isn't that our line?
Aunt Xu, who is extremely smart, at this moment, is also like being in the sea, and her heart is at a loss.
"Brother Su, what's going on?"
Tan Xiu, who just scolded Guo Dan for deceiving the world and stealing his name, is at a loss at the moment.
Is this a deception?
Who has the courage to do so throughout the ages?
Saints are nothing but that!
Only that Buddha has such a state.
Give up the small self and become the big self.
Su Xu shook his head and said, "I... I also don't understand why this is happening. ”
Huang Daxiao, Jiang Yinglan, and Gao Shang, who were sitting on the side, all looked at Guo Dan dumbfounded.
The feeling of worship is like a surging river.....!
Huang Daxiao really couldn't help it, got up and asked, "Since you all know that this is wrong, then why do you still do this." ”
Oops! The best dog carrier came out. Guo Dan glanced at Huang Daxiao and said with a wry smile: "Huang Yushi, do you think I am standing here with my ability?" ”
Huang Daxiao immediately said: "I never thought about it like this. ”
"You're right."
Guo Dan nodded and said: "I am not standing here with my ability, but I Daming suddenly appeared this strange need, so I Guo Dan is today, in other words, even if I Guo Dan is physically eliminated today, then there will soon be Li Dan, Chen Dan, Dog Dan, and so on."
If you want to completely eliminate Guo Dan, then you can only dig up Guo Dan's roots, so that you can do it once and for all. ”
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