Even Li Shizhen can't look down on it?

You are going to punch the world's famous people and kick the world's famous doctors.

However, you are a businessman.

It can only be explained that Guo Dan is already in a state of extreme expansion.

No one cares about it.

Or maybe it's really self-defeating.

Anyway, it's already like this, so it's better to get over it first.

However, Aunt Xu thought that it was neither, although she rolled her eyes at this, but she thought that Guo Dan must have premeditated.

Fools know that there will definitely be problems with him doing this, hasn't he thought about it?

It's just that Aunt Xu can't guess what he plans to do for the time being.

==We will not know until three days later.

However, on the second day, Chenchen posted a notice.

And at the moment of posting, it was watched again.

The routine is still the same.

Take a look at the title--- Egg Extermination Conference.

But in fact, it is just an enrollment activity of Yinuo Academy.

But unlike the last time, after this notice was posted, everyone applauded.

This is really the biggest demand in Kaifeng Mansion at present.

They were eager to see Guo Dan's jokes.

As long as you can't recruit students, then Yinuo School is a joke.

Big joke.

If Guo Dan just wants to make everyone happy, then he is quite successful.

......

"Guo Dan, I'm really getting more and more incomprehensible, what kind of trick are you?"

Gao Shang looked at Guo Dan in confusion.

He really couldn't understand it at all.

"This call is self-defeating."

"Self-defeating?"

"Not bad!"

Guo Dan said seriously: "This is my pressure box treasure, there is a way, things must be reversed, the moon is lost, I will first press my fortune to the lowest, that will bottom out, when the fortune explodes, I will be invincible, invincible." ”

It's kind of like that.

"Really?" The noble general will be skeptical.

"Really."

Guo smiled lightly: "Three days later, I will see." ”

Gao Shang glanced at Guo Dan, and said in his heart, this trick is easy to learn, if it is really feasible.......

Guo Dan suddenly asked, "Why don't you see Dong Zhen's envoy?" As far as I know, he has not yet returned to Beijing. ”

Gao Shang said: "He is quite smart, when he heard that you were coming, he immediately ran to Huaiqing Mansion." ”

“......！”

Guo Dan was speechless for a while, and said in his heart, this brocade guard is cheap. glanced at Yang Fei's slender, snow-white thumb, but he still didn't say this.

.....

Since the notice was posted, the entire Kaifeng Mansion seemed to have been distorted in space, and time passed very slowly.

Everyone feels that life is like a year.

Tea and rice do not think, tossing and turning.

Whether it is an ordinary scholar, or Su Xu, Tan Xiu, or even Aunt Xu, they are all looking forward to it day and night, looking forward to the "Egg Killing Conference" coming sooner.

In just three days, it seems like three years.

If Guo Dan is not in a hurry, it will be set in a week, and many people will have depression.

......

Early in the morning.

“....... I want to climb up step by step, fly forward on the blades at the highest point, the tears and sweat that have flowed in the little sky, and one day I will have my own ...... ”

Guo Dan was tossing an egg while humming a little song and walking out of his small courtyard.

In the past three days, I have slept the most soundly, and my work and rest are quite regular, and I have been in meetings with Cao Xiaodong, Li Tong, and Chenchen.

Not a word about the "Egg Eradication Conference".

As he himself said, it was just leisure for fun.

In fact, this is a big truth, because Guo Dan is discussing the affairs of Tianjin Weilu Wangfu with Cao Xiaodong every day, which is related to his plan to go to sea, and in comparison, this is not a matter.

As soon as he got out of the courtyard gate, he saw Aunt Xu coming, he beckoned and smiled: "It's early!" ”

"Morning!"

Aunt Xu saw that Guo Dan was still humming a little song, and she was in a very relaxed state, so she didn't bother to remind him, glanced at the egg in Guo Dan's hand, and asked, "Haven't you had breakfast yet?" ”

"Eat."

"And ...... you?"

Aunt Xu glanced at the egg in Guo Dan's hand.

"You mean the egg?"

Guo Dan sent the egg to Aunt Xu, "This is bad, commonly known as rotten eggs." ”

When Aunt Xu heard this, she couldn't help but take a step back and said, "Then what are you doing with it?" ”

Guo Dan whispered mysteriously: "It's very important, it's about my life." ”

Aunt Xu looked at him suspiciously.

"I'll tell you later."

Aunt Xu felt more and more that Guo Dan's spirit was a little constant.

When the two came to the front yard, they saw Yang Feiwu handsomely holding an embroidered spring knife and leaning on the beam, but now she is no longer wearing a flying fish suit, but a black slim long skirt.

Every time he saw those slender long legs, Guo Dan missed the black stockings more and more, especially the moment they were torn, .......

"Hey! Belle! ”

As soon as the words fell, Guo Dan directly threw the rotten egg at Yang Feixu.

"Ahh

Aunt Xu subconsciously covered her lips and exclaimed.

I saw that the embroidered spring knife butterfly wore flowers and had to turn around in Yang Feixu's hand, and it was so neat that it shot down the rotten eggs that flew in.

Yang Feixu's eyebrows sank, and when he glanced at it, he saw that it was still a rotten egg, and immediately said angrily: "Are you looking for death?" ”

"Don't come here, oh no, don't get me wrong!"

Guo Dan raised his hand and said, "I just want to do a simple test to see if you can shoot down the rotten eggs that suddenly flew in." ”

Yang Feixu sneered, "This test is interesting, I want to try it too." ”

Guo Dan was surprised: "Are you asking me to throw you another one?" But I've only brought one, or you'll wait. ”

Yang Feixu's eyes widened: "I mean I'll throw you." ”

"What are you throwing me for, I'm not a bodyguard."

Guo Dan rolled his eyes, and said solemnly: "I didn't tease you, I really want to try, because a rotten egg is likely to fly towards me from somewhere later, you have to help me block it, if you don't have this ability, then I will ask someone else to come on stage with me, but you passed the test." Congratulations, congratulations. ”

Yang Feixu frowned slightly, although he was very annoyed, but it seemed that Guo Dan really didn't seem to be playing with her again, and said coldly: "If there is a next time, I will throw a hundred rotten eggs to you." ”

Guo Danxin said, it's a big deal to change it next time.

When Aunt Xu heard this, she couldn't help but wonder, and said, "It seems that you are not completely sure." ”

"No, no."

Guo Dan shook his head and sighed: "You can't blame me for being a gentleman with the heart of a villain, if anyone dares to be so arrogant in front of me, then I will ask 10,000 people to throw rotten eggs at him." ”

Aunt Xu said: "So you know it too." ”

"Of course I know I'm arrogant, but it doesn't contradict me not allowing others to be arrogant in front of me."

"10,000 rotten eggs, I can't stop them." Yang Feixu said suddenly.

Guo said lightly: "Then how many can you block?" ”

"Up to three."

"Three?"

Guo Dan frowned and said, "It may be too late for this temporary replacement, I hope those guys don't have as much money as me." ”

Aunt Xu and Yang Feixu rolled their eyes in unison.

After chatting for a while, the three of them went out.

As soon as I came to the gate of the courtyard, I saw people flickering everywhere.

I faintly heard someone say: "Coming, coming, Guo Dan is going out." ”

"Tell the bazaar."

Guo Dan snorted: "How can this be reasonable, Lao Tzu's surname is Guo, and his surname is not Pigeon, if you provoke me, Lao Tzu will postpone it for another three days and kill your group of guys urgently." ”

.....

This government is relatively close to the bazaar, and it takes a meal to arrive at the bazaar.

No!

It can only be said that you have arrived at the edge of the bazaar.

Because there are so many of them!

The whole bazaar was so crowded with people that not even a single needle could be inserted.

With this scene alone, Guo Dan's propaganda is undoubtedly very successful.

Which college has such a grand admissions event?

Guo Dan looked at the streets along the way full of people, watching his carriage pass in front of him, and couldn't help but think of a scene in his mind, that is, several bodyguards in black suits jogging, followed by a white stretch car, and then a male prostitute in a black suit with a big back came out of it.

Thinking of this, he pinched his thigh fiercely, and said in annoyance: "Damn, I forgot to prepare the band, I really missed the peak moment of my life." ”

After a while, the carriage stopped, Guo Dan lifted the curtain, got out of the carriage, stood on the carriage, raised his eyes, and beckoned very elegantly.

Although there is a lack of bands, the momentum cannot be lost.

Suddenly, countless disdainful eyes shot at them.

After dropping the frame for a while, Guo Dan got off the carriage, and suddenly found that Aunt Xu was wearing the most opaque black gauze hat, "Huh? Layman, why did you put on your hat, there are many people who know you here, and you should not be misunderstood. ”

Aunt Xu said: "I'm just afraid of being scolded." ”

Guo Dan blinked and coughed lightly: "This will be the most regrettable decision that a layman has ever made, because you will miss the peak of your life." As he spoke, he said to Yang Feixu again: "Beauty, stand closer." I need your protection, and if I don't want to show my face, I have to stand as far away as possible. ”

There are tens of thousands of unwilling Yang Feixu, but they still dutifully walked to Guo Dan's side.

With the heroic Yang Feixu beside him, it was really imposing, and under the watchful eye, Guo Dan walked along the red carpet without skipping frames and walked to the stage in the middle.

Since it is an event, it will definitely set up a platform and roll out the red carpet, last time in Weihui Mansion, Guo Dan did the same.

Guo Dan had already prepared very coquettishly, but he missed the band, he could only hum quietly in his mouth, and then make up for it himself.

Of course, he can only make up for it, because the reality is not like that at all.

"Shameless villain."

"Despicable villain."

"Demons!"

"Phew! You really have a face. ”

......

Just a few steps, he didn't know how many times he was scolded, and the saliva was about to gather into the sea.

It's really hateful, we're here to see your jokes, you're so grand, you can't describe you shamelessly.

On the stage, Guo Dan waved and said, "Hello everyone." ”

Before the words fell, a series of hysterical shouts could be heard in all directions.

"Guo Dan! We've got your back. ”

"Guo Dan, you are the best!"

"Guo Dan! Guo Dan! Guo Dan! ”

"Ahh Guo Dan, I love you. ”

......

Unexpectedly... There are even female voices?

The scholars in the audience were immediately dumbfounded.

This......!

This took everyone by surprise.

No one thought that as soon as Guo Dan came to power, the shouting was hoarse and earth-shattering.

Even Su Xu, Tan Xiu and other celebrities who were sitting in the teahouse next to them heard the explosive shouts, and they all poked their heads out of the window and looked left and right.

And Li Zhen and they were also surprised, they really deserved to be my Guo Shengren, and they really won the hearts of the people, and they also shouted excitedly.

The noble who deliberately walked separately from Guo Dan stood up in shock, and said in his heart, is it... Could this be what Guo Dan said about "self-defeating character"?

Aunt Xu, who didn't follow, was also slightly surprised, this reversal caught her a little off guard, she groaned a little, and suddenly asked to the side of Chenchen: "I heard Guo Dan say that he only invited more than a hundred people, how can there be so many people?" ”

Although Chen Chen is not pure and kind, he is not Aunt Xu's opponent in the end, and whispered: "The layman may have heard it wrong, it is more than a thousand people." ”

"A thousand?" Aunt Xu pretended to be surprised: "How much does it cost?" ”

"It's not expensive, it's only a hundred taels." Chen Chen grinned, and said: "But if you shout a few times, you can earn a penny of silver, and anyone will go!" ”

"Yes, too." Aunt Xu nodded, and then looked at Guo Dan who was playing on the stage, intoxicated by the shouting, and suddenly snorted, laughed, and her shoulders shrugged slightly.