Chapter Twenty-Six: What's that Xiaorou?
Just when I was thinking nonsense, I came to a vegetable and fruit store before I knew it. The proprietress was a young woman, probably seeing the sky darkening like this, so she was closing the stall. I watched her carry apples around the room, and I don't know why, but when I saw the apples, I remembered the cute female ghost Xiaorou.
Hey, this guy has made breakfast for me so many times, I should buy her something in return. Thinking of this, I stopped the proprietress: "Wait a minute, eldest sister, how do you sell this apple?" β
"Five pieces and three pounds, five pieces and two pounds."
I looked at it, and the two apples were actually about the same, but the two-pound ones were a little bigger than the three-pound ones, and they looked a little better.
I thought about it for a while and bought it for ten dollars. Yes, you read that right, I just bought four catties! The money brothers who once belonged to me are all submissive to the boss's grinning face.
Forget it, treat this thousand-year-old female ghost in my house. Even if you have a pet, you still have to buy dog food and cat food or something, right? What's more, this guy is not a pet, she just needs apples!
"Hey, idiot, did you forget the iPhone you just bought?"
"This ...... After all, female ghosts also have to keep up with the times. β
"Then you still said that this female ghost just needs a little apple, but you have already taken out the money you saved for your daughter-in-law."
"Forget it...... I can afford this little money. β
"Well, do what you want, don't lose your mind for anything!"
"Okay, what I like is the beautiful Teacher Shen, how can I ...... How can you like female ghosts! β
"What did you just say, like? It seems that you really said what was in your heart. β
"I ......" I was speechless.
In the above paragraph just now, the villain in my heart is fighting against me, and the villain's name is heart!
When I got home and opened the door, I thought that I would hear Xiao Rou's gentle voice welcoming me with joy, but I thought wrong, Xiao Rou didn't greet me at the door at all. I don't know why, but suddenly I felt an inexplicable feeling of emptiness, so strange!
Not at home? Did this little female ghost go out to play? Really, I don't know anything about Anfen! I changed into slippers next to the shoe rack. Just then, I heard staccato moaning from inside the room. The voice...... I'll go...... How so!
This is...... Oh no, this is a "classic private collection" I grabbed from a friend ten days ago. "At that time, Xiaorou hadn't come yet, I was watching the disc at home by myself, but I didn't expect it, it seems that I forgot to take it out. In fact, in the society now, this thing can be realized on mobile phones. But I still think the disc is quite interesting. This thing is a feeling when you watch it on TV, and it is a feeling when you watch it on mobile phones and computers, which is different.
Don't...... Xiao Rou is not watching...... Damn, it's over this time!
I sprinted into the room at a speed of 100 meters and almost hit the wall.
"Oh? Are you back? Why didn't I hear you coming? I see, it's too loud on the TV! Oh yes, what the hell is this, there's a man's voice, and there's a woman's voice. The woman seemed to be crying, crying and shouting something. The man seems to be hitting the woman? This...... What the hell is going on? Xiaorou asked me curiously.
I watched TV and let out a long sigh of relief. Fortunately, it's okay, she just opened the impression, and she doesn't turn the movie format of the TV, so what she sees on the screen is still the program broadcast by the TV station, so it's so hanging. Almost my glorious and great image is about to be ruined!
"Ah...... This one...... It's nothing, it may be that the TV is not good, the signal is too bad, it's a string, don't you care about these things! You still have to watch TV, watch TV, I bought you apples, and you will wash and eat them later. By the way, what was the show on TV just now? "Fortunately, this little girl doesn't know about men and women, and if she does, then I'll be finished. Seeing that she was no longer entangled in this issue, I deliberately diverted the topic so that her mind no longer stayed in this place.
"I'm so moved, I can only say that I feel like ...... ghost."
"Oh? What a miracle, what kind of TV show can move our female ghost lady? β
"Do you want to know?" It stared at me and said.
"Let's talk about it, I'll listen to it, I'm idle anyway."
Xiao Rou suddenly came close to me, close enough that I could see the blackhead on her nose. Despite this, looking at it so closely, she still looks so beautiful, and her facial features are seamless, which is really superb!
"You...... What are you doing? I asked, a little frightened, with a bad feeling.
All of a sudden, she pinned me to the ground and slammed the floor with a loud bang! I felt my brain buzzing, as if I was having a concussion. This guy can't be a little lighter, my head isn't a watermelon, I can't hit it on the ground like this!
I heard a soft moan, which ...... What the hell is going on? Could it be ...... Could it be that the moaning sound in the TV made her suppressed desire for 2,000 years completely swell and pour?
No, Miss, if this is really the result, I am an iron man, and I will be squeezed into cotton.
Don't forget, you're a ghost. If only I ...... No, absolutely not, I'm going to die, I'm going to say goodbye to this wonderful world. I can't afford to lose my precious life for the sake of a momentary joy.
However, looking at her now, how do I feel like I'm hanging this time?
Xiao Rou's soft long hair hung low on my body, although through the clothes, I could still feel my skin touching her long hair, at this moment, I suddenly felt that she was not a female ghost at all, but a real woman.
Her body is coldβthe most yin! My body is hot - the most sunny!
What the hell is this little girl going to do? Uh-huh...... Could it be ...... No, I'm not ready to accept a female ghost. Another point, isn't it too fast, I don't like to be like this by women...... So shy!
I was blinded, she looked at me affectionately, and the two of us looked at each other, understanding each other's intentions in each other's eyes.
Hey...... I said Xiaorou, why don't you hurry up and possess me, I'm a little anxious...... No, at such a moment, I can't let her see that I'm anxious, I always remind myself that I'm a virgin, I want to be reserved, and I want to maintain my high-spirited identity!
Leaned over, she leaned over little by little!!
Xiao Rou's bewitching purple lips gradually came towards me...... I'm looking forward to it!! What exactly does it taste like? Is it the scent of strawberries, or is it ...... Oh...... Or the stench of thousand-year-old rotting corpses?
I couldn't imagine it, so I could only passively close my eyes. I could feel her breath jetting directly into my face. But...... Why have I waited for a long time, why is there no follow-up?
I opened my eyes slightly, only to see that Xiaorou's lips stopped the car at a distance from me, what's wrong? Is it because I didn't chew the Green Arrow beforehand? Disgusted with her?
No, I don't dislike you as a female ghost, but you dislike my bad breath!