Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen: The Excitement of Boredom

After Su Wu left, Xiao Rou suddenly stared at me with straight eyes. Oops, hate it, what are you doing here? Xiaorou, we can't do this. Tell me about you, a big girl, why do you look at me with such squinting eyes? People don't have flowering yellow flowers, you're not good, it's not good.

Seriously, I'm really going to be like a sunflower in your hot gaze, too shy to look up.

What, don't you believe what I say? If you don't believe me, reach out and touch my face. Look at my face, it's not red and hot. Xiaorou, it's not an exaggeration to say that now my face is so hot that I can fry eggs, and if I'm not careful, it will be fried.

When the time comes, you say you will eat it or throw it away!

Xiaorou didn't care about my shyness at all, she was still close to me. Slowly, I saw her beautiful face getting closer and closer to mine.

Sure enough, girls in ancient times were the most beautiful, you see, the face that has not been eroded by the current cosmetics is really innocent. Have you ever seen a natural lychee? Oh, now Xiaorou's face is like a peeled lychee. Smooth, supple and youthful.

It's just that...... It's just a pity that there is a little fly in the ointment in this perfection, except for a single black mole on her left eyebrow. If you don't look closely, you won't be able to spot it. Why, why is there no perfect beauty in this world? I guess God must have been unable to make her too perfect, and deliberately lit it when she was born.

your God, it's jealousy, you know? Why are you jealous of Xiaorou's beauty? Isn't she the child you created?

Hey, really, I thought you were generous, but I didn't expect that you were the same as people, and you couldn't see what others said.

At this time, Xiaorou's face was so close to mine that I could barely see her clearly. Heck, actually, it's not good for these two people to be so close. You say, don't you?

Anything else, I'm mainly afraid that Xiaorou will see my nose hair, and the blackheads on my nose, the freckles around the wings of my nose or something, which will affect my handsome image in her heart.

At this moment, Xiaorou and I looked at each other for a moment. During this time, I can clearly hear Xiaorou's heartbeat, but I don't know if Xiaorou can hear my heartbeat?

You should be able to hear it, after all, it's a loud "knock knock".

Xiaorou, do you know, your body fragrance is the drumstick, my heart is the drumstick, at this time you are using the drumstick hard, keep hitting my drumstick, how can you stand it.

Just when I was about to have a heart attack, Xiao Rou suddenly smiled at me, breathed like an orchid, and spit out a few fragrant words in her mouth: "Dongfang, tell me, you have slept all afternoon, are you not sleepy now?" ”

Well, what does that question mean? Don't fall asleep? Well...... Yes...... I know, do you mean that Xiaorou wants to fight with me at night? Also, after all, Xiaorou has also slept for a long time, so she shouldn't be sleepy at night...... Hahaha......

Thinking of this, I ran out of the tent excitedly. When I looked up, I realized what was going on, it turned out that it was the full moon today, that is, the full moon that is rarely seen in a thousand years.

Wow, so that's it, so that's it, I laughed excitedly for a minute. Thinking that Xiao Rou was guarding the empty room alone, she hurriedly ran into the tent again.

"Ah, Xiaorou, I'm not dozing off now, I'm not dozing at all. I'll tell you, I'm a hundred times more energetic now. Not to mention one night, but two nights I'm fine. "I'm so happy and excited, and the moment I've been waiting for for so long is finally coming. The greatest love in the history of mankind, spanning a millennia of time, is right this evening. Well, it's an important day, a big day that should be remembered by all of humanity! And I am the creator of this miracle!

"Ah, that's amazing, I'm worried that you won't be able to support it. Well, since you're not sleepy anymore and you're still so energetic, I'm relieved! "All of a sudden, I felt like I was black and I couldn't see anything. This is...... Is this Xiao Rou holding a black cloth and blindfolding me? What's going on, why did Xiaorou do this. Wait, what are you doing, Xiaorou, why are you pinning me to the ground? Oops...... My hands and feet...... No, how did you tie my hands and feet?

Xiaorou, what do you want to do? Don't...... Could it be......

Yes...... My Queen! You are my eternal queen, and I am still your eternal slave. Come, you're welcome, with your gentle hands, take the black leather whip and hit me hard. ,

I like this, as long as you're happy, I'm willing to give up my flesh!

However, although I think so in my heart, there is still a trace of fear, two traces of expectation, and ninety-seven traces of impatience!

"Whew...... Your body is so bulky, it's finally healed! I heard Xiaorou clapping her hands and said happily.

"Xiaorou, I didn't expect you to like this mouthful, too, this is a physical job, if you don't sleep in advance, you won't be able to cope with it at all!" I said happily, sure enough, it was the woman I fancied, this hand, it was really beautiful!

"What nonsense are you talking about, it's really inexplicable."

"Oh, Xiaorou, they are all like-minded, why do you have to lie to me."

"I lied to you about something, you may have misunderstood something. I'm going to bathe now, you guy is the reincarnation of a lewd worm, to be honest, this girl really can't feel at ease with you. So, Dongfang, I can only temporarily wronged you! Hey. ”

What the...... It's not what I thought. How is this possible, there should be a candle underneath, a leather whip. Xiaorou, why did you really fake it?

"Wow...... My dearest Xiaorou, do you know that you are slandering? I was wronged. Xiaorou, if you really don't worry about me, I can swear to God. I will never peek at you bathing, besides, can you still believe my character? I begged, my body squirming like a fish leaving the water: "It's so soft, you can loosen it for me, I can't stand this......"

"Oh, I can't satisfy your request, my lovely Orient. I know your character, and I know you won't peek, you...... It's always been open, isn't it? Hmph, do you think I'm going to be stupid enough to believe you? ”

"I ...... Xiaorou, when you say this, it really makes me jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it away. Well, it seems that your misunderstanding of me is deeper than the Pacific Trench. In fact, I am a righteous gentleman, I promise that I will never peek at you taking a bath, the gentleman has a word, and it is difficult to chase the dead horse! ”

"Oh? Is it? How can you chase this dead horse? ”

"This ......" I didn't expect Xiaorou to be really smart in ice and snow, and even heard this. Woman, it's hard to fool!

"Okay, say a thousand words and ten thousand, I'll still say the same thing, yes-no-up! I can't believe your words. You, let's stay honest! ”

It's over, it seems that this bath is not worth it. But do you think I don't have any other way? Although I say that my eyes are blindfolded, I still have ears, and I have a pair of ears that can hear everything, ahhh......h Even if you can't see it, it's great to hear the sound of your shower.

I just thought about it when I was able to do this, and I snapped...... The soft mud of the two camels sealed my ears......

This ...... Play it thoroughly!

It seems that I really responded to that sentence, the parents of those who gave birth to me, and the "Xiaorou" who knew me!