"Brother Dongfang...... Are you in there? Brother Dongfang, get up, I have something to discuss with you...... "Well, this voice, this is Su Wu's business, what is this guy doing sneakily outside?"

In other words, what did this spittoon think, why hadn't Su Wu been stunned yet. It's really useless, if you can't even deal with Su Wu, it's really a waste!

But then again, does this kid have anything to do with me? It's a big night, it's really annoying.

I was about to turn over and fall asleep, but I didn't expect Xiaorou to speak at this time: "Hey, people are calling you, don't you go out to see?" Tell you, I know you're already awake. Okay, stop pretending, go see Su Wu. It's a big night, and I can't really prepare for something. ”

Xiao Rou said softly, that tone was like the words of a housewife who was about to go to bed to a husband.

Well, it's really Xiaorou, you're really amazing. It turns out that you already knew that I was awake, and now I know, why did you just comb your hair in the mirror instead of taking off your clothes and bathing.

Really, why are you guarding against me like a thief, I'm your future husband. What is popular premarital cohabitation now, can't you come to me like this?

"Hey...... Xiaorou, there is a sentence that I know you may be tired of listening to, but now I must tell you. Xiaorou, you are really, really, really, really, very beautiful in my heart. It was like the sun in the sky, the only thing that glowed in my heart. In my world, you are the only one. In my world, you are the sun, illuminating all my darkness. With you, I know what it means to be bright and warm. ”

When Xiao Rou heard what I said, her hand combing her hair suddenly paused. Oh, is there a reflection? Could it be that Xiaorou is shy?

Well, yes, it's normal to be shy after being complimented by a handsome man like me. After all, everyone has a love for beauty, and from ancient times to the present, people have never stopped praising beauty.

"Oriental Shuo ......"

"Hmm...... What's wrong, dear? ”

"You bastard!" Xiao Rou looked at the tuft of broken hair on her hand and scolded me: "Don't let me hear such disgusting words in the future, otherwise, I will kill you." Look, it's all your fault, do you want me to become a nun? ”

"No, Xiaorou, don't get me wrong. What I just said is my heartfelt words, is it so disgusting for you? I asked sadly.

"Hmmm! Not only disgusting, but disgusting, still very disgusting! It's even more disgusting than the essence of the top 100 most hated things in this world! ”

“…… Forget it, if you don't believe it, forget it, just let me not say it. "It's so hurtful to my self-esteem, good guy, I didn't save any face!

"Brother Dongfang, are you awake?"

After Su Wu called my name twenty-eight times, I finally agreed, and Su Wu was immediately moved to tears, "You finally agreed, I thought you would never agree to me......"

"Fool, how can I ignore you, you are my favorite person. Don't worry, I'm not the kind of irresponsible man who will open his mouth after eating a full meal. ”

"Oops...... You hate it, I'm the kind of woman who gets hurt easily......"

"Two bastards, are you itching your skin, what kind of nonsense are you talking about in front of me?" The second nun of Xiao Rouzhang was confused, but I could deeply feel the anger on the surface.

"Hey...... It's so strange, how could I say such an inexplicable thing? And it's ...... Without thinking, I blurted it out myself. ”

"Brother Dongfang, don't say you feel strange, even I feel weird. This guy, you're still a man's lines, look at me, I'm a woman's lines, it's really ......"

"Hehe, I know what's going on, it's not the fault of the two of us, it's the author's fault! Hey, bastard author, are you impatient, what are you writing nonsense, hurt us two big men to say such disgusting things, if you write something that has nothing to do with the plot, believe it or not I'll kill you......" A gesture of disdain, appeared directly in front of the author's screen.

Good guy, you think you're Deadpool, do you have the power to break through the second dimension? Really. Forget it, the author won't talk about this. Hey, after all, it's a character created by yourself, so you still have to cherish it, don't you!

"Brother Su Wu, you don't sleep so late, is there something wrong? Look at you, the monkey is anxious to know to knock on the window. You don't want to think about it, this big night, disturbed me and ...... Isn't it rude for me and Wei Niangniang to rest? In case at this time we are ...... Hmmm......" Saying this, I couldn't help but look at Xiao Rou, who was glaring at me. I saw that her hand was firmly on the hilt of the sword, and I knew that if I said anything at this moment, I would not see the sun tomorrow.

"Ah...... I mean, what if Wei Niangniang and I were chatting in the tent with great interest. Isn't it, hehe. Su Wu, I didn't say you, you are such an adult, why don't you know this etiquette? When chatting, it's hard to find that feeling if you're ruthlessly interrupted by someone else. ”

To be a man, you must know how to adapt to changes, otherwise, you won't know how to die!

"Oh...... That's right, Brother Dongfang, I'm really sorry for you. But, hey, but I have good news for you right now. I guess if you knew what I was talking about, you'd be so excited that you couldn't sleep. This one...... As soon as I thought of this, I was so excited that I ran to you without washing my feet, can you understand this impatience? ”

Su Wu, this guy, why are you talking so verbosely, you are not the Tang Seng in "Journey to the West", don't you know how to speak concisely?

"What can you tell me about something exciting? Did you win the lottery? Cut, that's simply impossible. Su Wu, it's night, if you have anything, you should wait until tomorrow to tell me. I patted this guy on the shoulder and said, "Su Wu, I'll tell you right now, the thing that excites me the most is sleeping in a tent with Wei Niangniang at night." Go back, wash your feet, they all smell. By the way, go to bed after washing your feet, good! ”

"Oh...... I was so ill-conceived. I was wrong, don't be angry, Brother Dongfang, I'll go back to sleep. I'll tell you about that news tomorrow. I'm leaving. "Su Wu is also knowledgeable, and knows that talking about things at night is not good for me and him. He's gone, but trouble is coming. To be precise, the Su Wu I let go of this time led to irreparable things. Hey, how would I know that if I listened to Su Wu tonight and finish talking about this matter, maybe I would be able to change the established history and change Su Wu's tragic fate.

But I didn't listen to him, and the next day I found out that it was too late.

There is a saying that people cannot fight against fate, because it must be people who fail in the end. I am like this now, I want to change history, in fact, this is a fool's dream. Time will not go back, life will not go back, and history will not go back.

What happens happens happens and no one can change it!