"Hey...... What secrets do they have to tell, and how far they have to go? ”

"You kid is usually quite clever, why don't you understand this! They are going to pull between husband and wife! ”

"What is the difference between what is said between a husband and wife, and what is usually spoken? What are the words? ”

"Damn! I don't know if you're pure or stupid! That's the ......."

"Huh? Are they going to do that......"

"Haha! That's it! ”

After saying these words, the two men looked at each other, and after a moment of silence, the conversation between the two men rang out again.

"Hello?"

"What's wrong?"

"I always feel unbalanced......"

"What?"

"Shall we eavesdrop?"

"Don't go!"

"Why?"

"Of course you don't want to eavesdrop, you can still consider peeping!"

"Good! Then let's take a peek! ”

"Huh?"

"What's the matter?"

"I suddenly felt ...... Isn't it shameful for a person to do such a thing as voyeurism? ”

"Shouldn't it be shameless! Because we're two people! ”

"yes......"

"Huh?"

"What's the matter?"

"Doesn't it matter if the tomb is unguarded for ten minutes?"

"Rest assured! That guy took more than ten minutes, he belongs to the Monkey King type, not the Zhu Bajie type! ”

"What do you mean?"

"Stupid! That is to say, he is a sprint, not a durability type, and I think he hit the top in five minutes! ”

"Haha...... Is it? Rest assured, no one should come in five minutes......"

"Don't worry, five minutes is the sky's worth, I guess, three minutes is good."

"So what are you waiting for, let's go!"

As he spoke, the two of them sneered and walked directly to the back of the mound.

Grandma, these two fools, you guys are so obscene.

Hey...... I waited in this place for three or four hours, even if God gave me five minutes, oh no, three minutes is good. At this moment, the figure of that woman is infinitely taller in my mind, she is the immortal who has been arranged down from heaven, she is the immortal who appeared specifically to save me!

Without saying a word, I just stood up and rushed into the tomb with a whoosh! That chic action, even the Chinese flying man Liu Xiang will be ashamed when he sees it. Hey, I'm so handsome!

Seriously, I'm not bragging, they can run faster, but I'm afraid that the wind will alarm them.

However, when I entered the cemetery, I suddenly regretted it. I'm fucking coming in, but how are I going to get out later? Is it to disguise yourself as the ancient corpse inside, and then have a gorgeous corpse transformation in front of these three people? Is this okay, when the three of them are frightened, they can quickly flee quickly?

Saying...... Isn't that naïve to me? Nowadays, people are like monkeys, they can see everything clearly, can I really fool these three guys with this little trick?

Oops, forget it, if you come, you will be safe. There's always a way to get out, a way to get me out of this hellish place.

Didn't our ancestors say that the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge! There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and there must be a toll station when there is a road......

It's so dark in this tomb, why can't I see anything?

Fortunately, I was prepared, a professional big flashlight, invincible bright, invincible endurance. When I turned on the flashlight, I was greeted by a long, dark tunnel made of stone.

I took a deep breath and walked straight over. However, before I could take five steps, I felt like my heart was going to hear it. Grandma's, it's not good at all, saying that she's not scared is simply covering your ears and stealing the bell. Forget it, everything else is false, it seems that it depends on my professional magic weapon of tomb robbing!

I pulled out a small bottle of liquor and drank a little! It's a pity that there are no peanuts...... I don't have a confidant to drink......

After drinking this bottle, I felt hot and uncomfortable, and the inside of my throat felt like it was on fire. However, maybe it's because of the alcohol, but I'm not as scared as I was back then. It seems that the ancients did not deceive me, this wine can really give people courage!

Along this tunnel, I went deeper and deeper. Damn, tell me if this ancient man is sick, it's okay for you to dig so deep! You're fine, but you're sorry for us grave robbers! No, it's too quiet in here, so I'd better make a noise and make myself feel better. Thinking of this, I sang "The Girl by the Bridge", that beautiful singing, I'm afraid that the original singer will be ashamed of himself if he hears it.

I'm such a musical genius, I'm a contemporary singer!

Before the song was finished, I came to the end of the tunnel. I let out a long sigh of relief, and my hanging heart finally let go. In front of me, there are two large tomb doors, on which are painted a mural of nobles hunting, so beautiful!

I put on professional gloves and couldn't help but reach for the painting on the door.

It was at this time that I heard a woman's cry!

I was so frightened that the flashlight fell directly to the ground. Could it be that there really is a ghost in this tomb? Wow, it's fucking scary...... Fart.

Hahaha, you are still deceived by my superb acting skills, hehe, in fact, there is no woman's crying, it's just that I'm just playing tricks here. Seriously, I stayed up late lately to prepare for class, and I just had a little tinnitus......

I picked up the flashlight on the ground and shone it on the tomb door, wondering how to open the tomb door of these two stones. Push and push, no handles, no doorbells! Then again, even if there was a doorbell, I wouldn't dare to ring it now. What if the ancient corpse inside heard the doorbell and got up to open the door for me now? What should I say when we look at each other?

"The weather is nice today, are you resting well? Do you want to go outside together to breathe......"

I shook my head, swept away the unrealistic thoughts, and found them on the two gates again. In other words, this ancient man would not be such a bastard, if he really made a door that could not be opened, then how could they get out? Therefore, with my years of experience in tomb robbing, there must be a mechanism in this tomb door.

I looked closely at the ancient painting on the gate, and suddenly noticed that the eyes of the hunted wild deer in the painting were a little strange. I boldly reached out and touched it, good fellow, this thing really doesn't have a cover, it feels like stroking a work of art. It's a relief at all, so it's no wonder that these eyes are a little strange. Without thinking, I pressed it down and closed my eyes at the same time: "God bless me with Allah, don't be a trap...... If it were a trap, I wouldn't want to be shot like a hedgehog by thousands of people. It's better to have a hundred girls and let me die under the pomegranate skirts of these girls......"