Chapter Eighty-Six: Xinzheng Is Haunted
The prank of the black and white Xuanjian finally stopped, and finally taught the Snow Girl a set of two-handed swordsmanship, and then helped the Snow Girl recover her figure. And the Snow Girl actually entered the half-step celestial man so inexplicably.
As for why it stopped, because Li Haimo went crazy again, even more serious than before, because the Taoist sent the Tianding Divine Sword.
"I've always felt that Dustless is a good fit for me, and sure enough." Long Yangjun looked at Li Haimo, who was dressed in fancy women's clothes, and said.
Black and white Xuanjian looked at his face, and then at the Great Dao Epiphany in his arms, and felt an urge to throw it away. If he had been allowed to wear women's clothes, then he would still be dead, and he would be in good shape now. The hand holding the Dadao Epiphany trembled a little. It turns out that those who practice the Tao Sutra are either crazy or stupid, and they are not joking.
"I finally saw Shizun women's clothes again, but it's a pity that I can't write and write!" The Snow Girl said excitedly, and regretted that she didn't have the opportunity to draw this picture.
"I will!" Dongjun said, he was also a little excited, who has ever seen a living Taoist cultivator, or the head of the Taoist sect, Chu Nangong doesn't have this kind of knowledge!
"I think you'd better not mess around, the destructive power of the crazy senior brother is also amazing." Xiaomeng said coldly. At the same time, he was helpless, he shouldn't have let his disciple send the Tianding Divine Sword, he knew that it would be this result. And before the senior brother was not so destructive as the unity of heaven and man, but now he is crazy, who among them can stop him.
"Women's clothing, singing, and... The Snow Girl looked at Xiaomeng and didn't dare to say anything, it was the master's routine for the uncle.
"Do you know what dancing is? Zhao Wu: Those are all children's watches! Li Haimo looked at everyone and said.
The Snow Girl was stunned, among these people, she was the best at dancing, could it be that Shizun would still dance Zhao?
"Pole dancing is what adults watch, of course!" Li Haimer continued.
"Pole dancing? What is that? "In the courtyard, Xiaomeng, Black and White Xuanjian, Long Yangjun, Dongjun, and Snow Girl all have question marks on their faces.
I saw that Li Haimo didn't know where to get a long Xiangfei bamboo, inserted it into the floor, and then took off the obstructive skirt robe while dancing, and began to twist his body around the Xiangfei bamboo.
Xiaomeng's five people were sluggish, and there were still like this, and they poured wine on their bodies, and then they could dance on the bamboo pole to show their perfect figures.
"It's a bit spicy." Black and white Xuanjian said, and the others also nodded, but they didn't miss a second.
It's good that the black and white Xuanjian didn't speak, but as soon as he finished speaking, Li Haimo actually found him, put one hand on his shoulder, and danced closely. Black and white Xuanjian's brain is down, what is the situation, I really want to draw my sword, do you dare to be a little more sassy?
"Shizun is more serious!" Snow Maiden said.
"Snow Girl!" As if sensing the murderous aura of the black and white Xuanjian, Li Haimo suddenly stopped, looked at the snow girl and shouted.
The Snow Girl was stunned for a moment, looked at Li Haimo, I don't know why Shizun suddenly stopped and called her, is Shizun sober or not, and what does he want to do?
"Your Lingbo Feiyan can't do it, look at me!" Li Haimo said again, then stood on his toes and jumped up Swan Lake.
"Do you want to knock him out?" Black and white Xuanjian made a hand-cutting motion, which really disgusted him just now.
"It's best not to, there was a swordsman who didn't know where he came from at the beginning, he took advantage of his madness, and he was killed by a sword, and there are still sword marks on the Jiyang city wall." Xiaomeng hurriedly stopped and said, according to the process, as long as he doesn't show force, he will basically go to sleep by himself when he is tired of playing.
"I think he would look good if he danced as a woman." Long Yangjun said appreciatively.
Finally, before dawn, Li Haimo finally stopped, ran back to his room and lay down to sleep.
"He used to be like that, too?" Long Yangjun asked what Heibai Xuanqian and Dongjun wanted to ask.
"Before, I just sang, women's clothes, and didn't dance." Xiaomeng is also supporting his forehead, and his character is completely destroyed.
"Zhuang Sheng is a butterfly, what is his situation?" Dongjun asked, Zhuangzi just can't tell the difference between himself and butterflies, what is Wuchenzi fascinated about?
"It's going to continue, so I'm going to undo your six armor locks now, or no one knows when he'll go crazy by force." Xiaomeng said, and then untied Dongjun's six armor locks, otherwise it was really possible to be killed by mistake.
"Go to Jinghu Medical Village, otherwise he will go crazy, and Xinzheng will be ruined." Xiaomeng continued. Jinghu Medical Village is also a place they are more familiar with, and Master Nianduan can also give them some advice.
So Xiaomeng took the sleeping Li Haimo to escape to Jinghu Medical Village, and Heibai Xuanjian and others also followed, Dongjun could have run, but this kind of grand event, I am reluctant to miss it.
"What are you?" Master Nianduan looked at the six people who suddenly came to the door with some surprise.
"Brother Wuchenzi is crazy." Xiaomeng said.
Nian Duan was stunned for a moment and looked at the sleeping Li Haimo, isn't this quite normal.
"Master Nian Duan will know it at night." Xiaomeng knew what she was thinking.
"Then put him on bed." Nian Duan took Xiaomeng and walked towards the pharmacy next to him.
"Who are you?" Duanmu Rong, who was dressed in sackcloth and beautiful, looked at the four Snow Girls and asked.
"Taoist black and white Xuanjian, Snow Girl, Dongfang is undefeated and has seen Duanmu girl," the black and white Xuanqian trio saluted and said.
"Dongjun of the Yin and Yang Family, I have seen Duanmu Girl." Dongjun also saluted.
Duanmu Rong was stunned for a moment, isn't the black and white Xuanqian a first-class killer in the net, how did he become a Taoist person, and what is the Snow Girl and Dongfang Undefeated. In addition, the Yin and Yang family is also very Taoist and the family is mixed together, and he is still the Dongjun of the Yin and Yang family.
"Doctor Duanmu Rong has seen you." Duanmu Rong also hesitated for a moment, then saluted them.
After placing Li Haimo, Xiaomeng also explained Li Haimo's situation very thoughtfully. Nian Duan and Duanmu Rong were both stunned, the Dao Sutra is so terrifying, even the masters of the Heaven and Man Unity Realm can influence it.
"I'm afraid this is a problem with the Tao Sutra, and I don't have a better way." Master Nianduan pondered for a long time and said, he had no clue at all, so he didn't know where to start.
"Then it's going to be a while." Xiaomeng said apologetically.
"Xiaomeng doesn't have to be polite, Taoism and medicine also have a lot of origins." Nian Duan said.
Finally, when the moon first appeared, Li Haimo opened his eyes again. Xiaomeng reacted immediately and confirmed whether he was going to get the sword.
"Who am I? Where did it come from? Where to go? Li Haimo walked alone under the tree and muttered in a low voice.
The others also hid away from him, and then the night passed peacefully.
The next morning, Li Haimo woke up, and then went to find the Tianding Divine Sword and continued to meditate.
"Master, this is okay?" The Snow Girl looked at Li Haimo, who seemed to be normal, turned her head to look at Xiaomeng and asked.
"No, if you don't believe it, you can try it." Xiaomeng can tell whether she is normal or not, she is old and experienced, from the north but there is no dust, which one is not crazy from time to time.
The Snow Girl immediately shook her head, although the master was crazy and still knew how to divide people, but she didn't want to try it.
"It's the annual Taoist Sect Leader Concert again, friends on the scene, how are you?"
In the evening, Li Haimo did the whole thing again, climbed to the top of the tree, felt that it was not high enough, and then disappeared into the Jinghu Medical Village.
"Suffer!" Xiaomeng reacted immediately.
"Is this a soul dragon?" Dongjun was stunned, how could Wuchenzi be the soul of their Yin and Yang family. And this time, Xiaomeng and they actually lost it.
"Who's banging on my window?" Li Haimo had already run to the small village where Jinghu Medical Village was located, knocking on other people's windows, and singing while knocking.
"Who's in the middle of the night?" The lights were lit up in the village, but when the windows were opened, there was nothing but a cold wind, so frightened that the villagers hid in their houses and did not dare to pant loudly.
"That year, the snowflakes fell, and the plum blossoms bloomed
There was too much sorrow left next to Huaqing Pond that year
Don't say who's who's wrong, what's wrong or right
I just want to get drunk with you again in my dreams
The gorse jade scratching is your gift to me
The song of neon clothes and feathers is reincarnated several times for you to sing and dance
The Sword Gate Pass is your deep miss for me
Ma Weipo is willing to break his face for true love
Love and hate are in a moment
Raise a glass to the moon like the sky
Love and hate
Ask you when you will fall in love
Chrysanthemum terrace reflecting the bright moon
Who knows that my love is cold
Drunk in the arms of the king
Dream back to Datang love"
"It's haunted!" The whole small village was frightened, and the male voice was sometimes male and sometimes female, and it was a playful singing.
It's nothing to sing normally, the main thing is that Li Haimo sings that the new concubine is drunk. As soon as the female voice came out, the whole village was frightened, and the children were scared to cry, but the parents held them down and kept them silent.
"Don't talk about the villagers, I don't dare to go out when I hear this song in the middle of the night." Snow Girl said, and when they arrived, they heard Li Haimo singing the drunken chorus of the new concubine in a female voice, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
"Datang? What is that? "The villagers are thinking, did there ever be a Tang country in the Spring and Autumn Period?
"Don! The Tang Principality of the Western Zhou Dynasty. "Some old people thought of the Western Zhou Dynasty, they were the Tang Principality here, and there was no South Korea at that time. So I was even more scared, after many years, there was actually a ghost of the Principality of the Tang Dynasty, and it was still a female ghost from the singing, and she was the concubine of the Principality of the Tang Dynasty.
"It's a big deal now!" Xiaomeng helped Li Haimo, who had fallen asleep, with black lines on his head. In this way, the villagers will definitely report to Xinzheng tomorrow, this is haunted. is still the soul of the concubine of the Duchy of the Tang Dynasty.
Sure enough, it was not until noon the next day that the villagers dared to open the door and look at each other, apparently not hearing it last night.
An old man spoke: "We were the fiefdom of Tang Hou in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the country was called Tang. ”
"That's Concubine Tang's ghost!" The villagers were trembling.
Han Fei, who was in Xinzheng, also got a report from Li Zheng, and immediately suspected that it was Ji Wuye's subordinate Mo Crow who was doing ghosts, after all, he had a criminal record.
"It's not like the whole village hears the singing, and the crows don't know that." Zhang Liang said.
"Let's go check it out, Master Nianduan lives nearby, ask Master Nianduan." Han Fei said.
When Han Fei brought people to Jinghu Medical Village, he was relieved to see Xue Nu and the others, and it would be easy to do things with them.
"Did you hear that the village outside Jinghu said that it was haunted last night, or that the ghost of Concubine Tang sang in the middle of the night?" Han Fei asked.
The Snow Maiden nodded and said, "I did hear it." ”
"And do you know who's doing it?" Han Fei asked again.
The Snow Maiden shook her head, knowing that she couldn't say it.
"You didn't see that either?" Han Fei frowned, with the strength of the Snow Girl, they didn't know who was playing ghosts, could it really be that there were ghosts doing it?
"I really don't see it clearly." Xiaomeng said. The black and white Xuanjian did not show up, only the Snow Girl Xiaomeng and Master Nianduan appeared.
"Can you elaborate on the details?" Han Fei frowned and asked.
"When we arrived, we only saw a wandering figure wandering around the village, accompanied by singing, and Uncle Shi shot but didn't catch anything." Snow Girl said half-truthfully.
Han Fei only felt a chill on his back, Uncle Xiaomeng didn't catch anything, so it wasn't for people. The country is about to die, and demons are rampant, is it really a ghost. When they reached their realm, they believed in the theory of ghosts and gods even more.