Chapter 8 The Pretty Woman Under the Moon

"How is it possible, how can he beat me, do you think everyone is the same as you, and you don't make excuses for beating people." Li Haimo immediately retorted.

"But Confucianism wants to beat people, and there are a lot of excuses to catch a lot, especially a Confucian student like Mr. Fu Nian, who is famous all over the world, and directly beats you and says that you did it first, and no one doesn't believe it." Xiaoyaozi added.

Li Haimo was autistic again, well, he had to admit this, if the Confucian master and her were unknown, everyone knew who to believe. Which onion are you that deserves to be framed by Mr. Confucianism?

In this era, if Li Haimo dares to say this, he will definitely be drowned by the people of the world with a mouthful of spit.

"Actually, if you really want to run, no one in the world can catch up with you, believe me, even if Donghuang Taiyi and Guiguzi take action in person!" Xiaoyaozi said with certainty.

I believe you're a ghost, you're a bad old man, you're bad. If I hadn't just been beaten in the air by the Northern Underworld, I would have almost believed your nonsense.

"It's impossible to go down the mountain, and it's impossible to go down the mountain in this life!" Li Haimo said with his back to Xiaoyaozi. Who doesn't know your little abacus, when I was still a little white when I first went up the mountain? Don't you just want to go down the mountain yourself and beat the reputation of the Taoist sect out. Carrying a Taoist who was the only Taoist inheritor at that time, and then spent a period of time in the Little Sage Village, what kind of place is the Little Sage Village, the holy land of the world's scholars. To spread fame, the officials of various countries are not as fast as it.

What about after becoming famous? The Yin and Yang family is definitely the first to come to the door, my Yin and Yang family came out of the Taoist, but I am not a vassal, I want to prove that I am stronger than you, spicy, Moon God, Dongjun, and Xingjun will definitely come out, either to kill you, or to be killed by you. When the Yin and Yang family comes, the other families will not be idle, and they will definitely find them.

And your Taoist heirs don't stay on Taiyi Mountain and run out, do you want to try the sword world? That will fulfill you, and see who is the whetstone. You really think that the sword ranking of the wind beard is the ranking of the sword, and it also depends on the owner of the sword.

"You are not only afraid of Mr. Fu Nian, you are also afraid of Dongjun, afraid of the Moon God, afraid of Xingjun, you are afraid of everyone!" Xiaoyaozi scoffed.

"When you get Xue Ji back, when will you tell me this." Leheimer said sarcastically.

Xiaoyaozi was silent, especially now I really can't do the old miscellaneous hair of Chi Songzi, what should I do, good way, and Xiaomeng's little girl has grown up so fast, in another ten years, she will really surpass herself.

"No, we have to think of a way!" Xiaoyaozi secretly thought, this guy must go down the mountain to solve the problem of the Dao Sutra, otherwise Renzong will be pressed to the ground by a little girl and rubbed again.

There is still a big difference between the Human Sect and the Heavenly Sect, because the disciples of the Human Sect often walk in the human world, so they are also very good at enjoying it, and they have more money, so they are also very extravagant in their clothes, all of which are brocade robes, which are comfortable to wear without hurting their bodies.

The same digging hot springs flow everywhere, it is necessary to cultivate and recuperate. So I was also learned by the Tianzong next door. Therefore, the Taoist division of heaven and man must be deliberate, Tianzong has always been the strongest, pinching the Taoist heritage, Renzong is crazy in the world to rub and tempt, if something happens, it is a sentence, it is done by Renzong, and it has nothing to do with my Taoist Tianzong, of course, I am also Taoist, I Tianzong can't sit idly by, just let me take him back to the mountain for education. Then the Renzong was beaten by the Heavenly Sect and followed back to the mountain in a gloomy manner, and then went down the mountain after the situation became clear.

Lying in the hot spring, if there is another beauty rubbing her back and feeding red wine grapes, it will be even more enjoyable, Li Haimo thought. However, it is the middle of the night, and it is estimated that there are beauties who are thousands of miles away from the beauty of the skin, otherwise there is no semicolon except ghosts in this deep mountain and wild place.

"We're different!" Xiaomeng's cold voice sounded again.

it... Li Haimo opened his eyes, only to see Xiaomeng dressed in a blue and white robe, holding Xueji, standing next to Wen Tangchi and looking at him and saying.

"Senior Sister Xiaomeng, you... Good! Li Haimo covered his chest with his hands and said with a little stammer.

"We're different!" Xiao Meng saw that he was not abnormal, and he also came to his heart and pointed to his body and said.

Li Haimo still didn't know what he meant?

"What's different?" Li Haimo asked.

Xiaomeng looked at him, didn't know how to explain, and then took off his robe, the snow-white ketone body was reflected in the moonlight, but today was still a full moon, and he could see it very clearly.

Li Haimo was sluggish, he was a keyboard warrior in his previous life, he didn't ask for money, he didn't have money if he wanted to go to health care to liberate himself, and his left hand was changed to his right hand, how had he ever seen such a scene.

"Here, here, it's all different!" Xiaomeng pointed at himself and said calmly and seriously. Then I thought about it and ordered the hot springs and walked to him.

"Isn't that nonsense, how can men and women be the same." Li Haimo quietly stayed away from her, not to see more clearly, but he was not used to having girls so close to him.

"Why is it different, men and women are not all people, why is it different." Xiaomeng leaned over again.

"Little sister, you're causing people to commit crimes again, you know?" Leheimer ducked to the side again. And the question you ask is like asking the chicken or the egg, and the devil knows why men and women are different. No, if it's all the same, it's not a hermaphroditic creature.

"Why do you commit a crime, and someone dares to come to the Taoist family to arrest you?" Xiaomeng asked puzzled.

I don't know if anyone will come, but if he really commits a crime, Bei Yingzi will be the first to be able to peel himself and light a sky lantern.

"As Confucianism says, men and women are not allowed to kiss." Leheimer said, then hid to the other side.

"We are Taoists, and Confucianism can't control us." Xiaomeng said seriously.

Young lady, what you said is so reasonable, it made me speechless. However, if you lean over again, what three years, what death sentence will really be out of control.

"First of all, you must know that there is chaos in heaven and earth, and then the Tao is divided into yin and yang, since the Tao is divided into yin and yang, life is also divided into male and female, and people are also divided into male and female." Li Haimo said.

"I know this, it is two in one life, two in three, and three in everything, but what does it have to do with us being different?" Xiaomeng was puzzled.

"Of course there is, do you see yin and yang as the same? Is the sun the same as the moon? Leheimer said, pointing to the moon.

"The sun and the moon are not yin and yang in the first place." Xiaomeng said seriously, leaning over to him again.

"Then do you see that the male monkey on the mountain is the same as the female monkey?" Li Haimo asked rhetorically.

"It's different, that's why I'm asking you why it's different." Xiaomeng replied.

"I..." Li Haimo was speechless, this is a question of biology, how can I answer, I studied Taoism, not biology.

"It seems that you don't understand, I asked the teacher, and the teacher can't answer, let me ask you." Xiaomeng leaned against the pool and said disappointedly.

The feeling is that you Tianzong don't know how to teach Xiaomeng the difference between men and women, throw the pot to me, and I'm not afraid that I will eat people and wipe them clean, don't forget that this is Xianqin, you can marry at the age of 13. Until 16, it is a crime not to marry, and the parents will be dragged to Chengdan.

"You wait for me to think about it, and I'll tell you when I'm ready." Li Haimo could only use one word, dragging, dragging until Xiaomeng forgot about it. I finally know why in the later anime, Xiaomeng was seen by Zhang Han and said that there were no men and women in the world, it was just a matter of people's vision. The root of the relationship is that Tianzong doesn't know how to teach at all, so he used those words to fool Xiaomeng.

"Okay, I'll wait for you!" Xiao Meng left, and after putting on the robe, he left quietly as when he came.

Li Haimo breathed a sigh of relief, if he continued to play like this, his heart would not be able to save him.