Chapter 9 The North Underworld Kills the Door

"Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman, and they went out together, but it rained heavily, and they had to find a small shop to live in, but the small shop only had one room. So, the girl said to the boy, if you dare to touch me tonight, you are a beast. As a result, the men maintained a gentlemanly demeanor all night, and the next morning, the girl woke up, gave the boy a slap, and said, Beasts are not as good. ”

Li Haimo sat under the big tree and told some meat jokes to a group of disciples of the Human Sect.

"Why would the girl say that the man is not as good as the beast, and gave him a slap, I think the man is not wrong, humble and polite, and gentlemanly." A female disciple asked puzzled. Then it attracted a group of male disciples to laugh and give special eyes. A companion whispered a few words in her ear, and the female disciple blushed. "Indecent!" As he spoke, he ran away, causing another burst of laughter.

"Uncle Xiao, you haven't even gone down the mountain, how do you know so many things?" A disciple asked.

"I haven't gone down the mountain, but it doesn't mean that your master hasn't gone down, they said it when they were drunk. As for who it is, I won't say. Li Haimo laughed.

"Wuchenzi, you come with me!" Bai Yunzi's voice came from Li Haimo's ears. The whole Renzong knows that Baiyunzi has the worst amount of wine, the amount of one glass, so this joke is naturally the right one.

"Huh? Is it because I am hallucinating, why do I seem to hear Senior Brother Bai Yunzi calling me, I will leave first. Li Haimo pinched the law, and the light and dust turned into a ray of light and disappeared in place. It doesn't matter where he goes, he can't stay where he is anyway.

"It's so dangerous, I almost got caught!" Li Haimo patted his chest and looked around to see if there was no one, but where was it. I took a closer look, okay I don't know.

A peach tree, a hot spring, a set of green and white robes, and a unique style of snow ji. Well, I guessed where it was, in Xiaomeng's yard.

"Senior Brother Wuchenzi ran to the wrong place again?" Xiao Meng turned to look at him, and the entire Dao Sect knew about the elusive and light and dust everywhere without dust. Because once, he floated to the soup pool of the female disciple at night, was caught and escorted back to the Human Sect, and since then he has become completely famous in the Second Sect.

Of course, the most excessive thing is that he appeared in Xiaomeng's quilt once, but one of the two didn't dare to say it, and the other was cold and didn't communicate with others.

"Ahem, no, I came to see Senior Sister Xiaomeng." Li Haimo said embarrassedly, but it's not right, people are taking a bath, and it's not a voyeur when they run over.

"Came to see me take a shower?" Xiaomeng was also stunned, although she never got an answer as to why men and women are different, but during this time, this senior brother has been popping up in various ways, making her feel that looking at her senior brother is not the same as looking at other disciples and masters. But she can't tell where it's different. I just feel that I will be a little inexplicably happy with him.

"Well, I made a mistake with the light." It is better to admit the former than the latter.

"Actually, you really should go to the Little Sage Village to have a look, otherwise your talent will be wasted." Xiaomeng opened her mouth and said, she would say this when she never cared about others, Xiaomeng herself was surprised.

"Besides, I can't bear to let me give up on you, Senior Sister Xiaomeng." Li Haimo was cowardly in his heart, but how could he say in front of a girl that I was afraid of being beaten down the mountain.

Xiaomeng was stunned, and her face couldn't help but turn red. Li Haimo was stunned for an instant, and said that the girl was the most fairy when she came out of the water hibiscus, and with this intoxicating redness, she fell.

"I heard Senior Brother Chi Songzi say, it was you who carried me up to Taiyi Mountain back then, so are you my brother?" Xiaomeng asked.

"No, I met you on the road, when you were accompanied by a colorful elk, and it brought you to me and walked away." Leheimer leaned against the other side of the tree and said.

"Then where did Senior Brother come from?" Xiaomeng asked again.

Li Haimo was silent, I came from the earth, but I can't go back, but there is nothing worth nostalgic, and I traveled to this Qin Shi Mingyue world, and I am also an orphan, I only remember that there was war everywhere, ten rooms and nine empty, and then followed an old beggar everywhere to beg for food, and finally the old beggar book name He was going to war, and it was better to be a soldier than a beggar, and gave him the only broken bowl and the fifty yuan given to him to be a soldier, and there was no trace of it, and the fifty money was quickly robbed by the ruffian. That's why he begged all the way to Taiyi Mountain, just thinking that he could survive.

"I am an orphan, I followed a beggar grandfather to beg for food since I was a child, and then he went to war, so I came to Taiyi Mountain alone, and then met you, if I hadn't met you, the Taoists would not have accepted me." Li Haimo smiled and looked at the girl who was dressed and sat next to him.

"Why fight?" The girl asked puzzled, using a hair towel to tie up her hair at will.

"That's a question for those in government. I can't explain it," Li Haimo pulled her hair towel in. Then he said, "Do you usually do this with your hair?" ”

"Yes, or else?" Xiao Meng looked at her puzzled.

"Turn around!" Li Haimo turned her body around, pulled out the snow ji, cut a trunk from the peach tree, and then quickly cut out a comb. As for why he was so flexible, he didn't know, it felt like it should be like this.

"Girls have to learn to dress up so that boys like them." Li Hairun gently helped her straighten her hair, then carefully braided two pigtails, and then coiled the remaining part into a cloud bun on her head, and folded a peach branch to carve a step and insert it.

"It's a lot better that way." Li Haimo looked at his handicraft in front of him, it was much better than a long ponytail, you must know that her long hair was waist-high, and it turned out to be tied up like that, and the whole thing was not combed, one by one.

Xiao Meng looked at herself in the water, her snow-white silver hair floated away, and she was tied in the middle by the small braids on both sides, and she couldn't float too loosely. A white peach blossom on the head is swaying with a little pink, which looks more beautiful.

"Is it pretty?" Xiaomeng asked. She didn't even know what it meant to be good-looking, what the concept was.

"Beautiful." Li Haimo looked at her and nodded seriously, next time I should ask the disciples who went out to buy some hairpins and some beautiful clothes to come back.

"Every day after that, you came to tie my hair." Xiaomeng said seriously.

"Uh... Good. Li Hai wanted to refuse, but looking at this calm and serious look, well, there was no way to refuse.

"You don't want to?" Xiaomeng asked.

"No, in the world, only husbands can comb a woman's hair." Li Haimo said.

"You said that it was in the world, why should we cultivators be bound by these rules and regulations?" Xiaomeng said with a serious face.

"So I said yes, didn't I?" Li Haimo knows that he should never argue with a woman, even if Xiaomeng does not have a concept of men and women, but in essence, a woman's nature is unchangeable.

"If you don't come, I'll go find you myself." Xiaomeng replied with satisfaction.

The next morning, as soon as Li Haimo woke up, he saw a girl in blue and white clothes sitting in front of his bed with her hands propped up, looking at him with two big eyes open, and her long hair was about to hang down to the ground.

"Why are you here?" Li Haimo was taken aback, only to find out that it was Xiaomeng, and he said angrily.

"It's messy, you said you would help me tie it every day." Xiaomeng pointed to her hair.

"Then sit down." Li Haimo asked her to turn her back to her, and then gently helped her comb her hair on the coil.

"Okay, I'm going to find the master to practice." Xiaomeng left with a hint of a smile.

Sure enough, it is the nature of every woman to love beauty. Li Haimo thought about it, and then silently got up to wash, ate breakfast, and then went to the library step by step.

Suddenly, the heavens and the earth were overshadowed and fell into the stillness of time. Li Haimo only felt that his whole body couldn't move, who was this, such a large area of heaven and earth was discolored, Xiaoyaozi couldn't do it. it, Bei Hades, how did he appear here.