Xiao Rou has been watching me sing this song, that beautiful voice, that sexy voice, that euphemistic tune, I believe, will definitely make Xiao Rou impress me. It turns out that I really didn't think wrong, Xiaorou listened to me finish singing, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly.

Hehe, no matter if you are hard-hearted, Yin can't escape my perfect voice, no matter if you are a thorny rose, you can't escape my love for you.

Just when I was secretly proud, enjoying Xiaorou's gentle gaze. A discordant voice rang out:

"My name is Su Wu, and I have been unlucky since I was a child until this morning.

The emperor's palace said a word, and asked me to send an envoy to the Great Huns.

Bandits are seen in the territory of Dahan, and birds are seen on the edge of the grassland.

I lived in fear, and woke up today to see the sunrise.

Although the sunrise is beautiful, there is no food in the stomach.

Whoever wants to give me food, I can call you an ancestor! ”

After Su Wu, the kid, finished talking about this lame poem, which could barely become a "poem", he let out a cry in his heart: "I'm so hungry!" ”

Damn, are you kid the devil? Such a beautiful sunrise, such a romantic atmosphere, why do you have to plug in this pole? If it weren't for the words you just said in my heart, believe it or not, I would let you know why the flowers are so red! This guy, in addition to eating and sleeping, I really don't know how you became a big official in Chang'an!

"Oh, Brother Su Wu, are you the reincarnation of a pig, how do you know how to eat and sleep?" I asked jokingly.

"Brother Dongfang, this food and color is also the root of people. Tell me, if people don't eat, how can they live? How can a person live if he does not sleep? So, what I'm talking about is the most fundamental question! "This guy is a good talker.

"Don't say it, I can't find a single loophole in what you say." I nodded, expressed my opinion, and continued, "But you see, I don't have any extra places on me, and I don't have anything to eat at all." Do you have one? ”

"Of course I don't!" Speaking of this, Su Wu looked at Xiao Rou, and I also looked at Xiao Rou and said, "Wei Zifu, you ...... Do you have anything to eat? Whatever it is, as long as it's eaten, it's fine. By the way, aren't you your favorite apple? Did you bring it? ”

"I took it." As she spoke, Xiao Rou took out three big apples in her arms. Well? It's strange, is Xiaorou the reincarnation of Doraemon? Why didn't I find the apple in her arms just now?

Oh, am I not touching deep enough? It should be like this, otherwise, it won't make sense at all!

"No, this ...... This is a fruit, how can the three of us eat this to our heart's content! This is Su Wu's voice.

"Do you like to eat or not, I don't want to give it to you yet! Are apples bad? Apples are both beautiful and keep in shape, otherwise, how do you think my figure came from! This is Xiao Rou's answer.

"Forget it, you two don't talk about it, no matter what you eat today, as long as you can eat it, you can do it, why do you care so much." I smiled and said, "But, Wei Zifu, to tell you the truth, you see that I am already slim enough, can you give me two ...... to eat" As I spoke, I shamelessly went to get the three apples.

"What are you doing?" The little soft shooter struck my palm like electricity, and I quickly retracted my right hand as if I had been electrocuted. I looked at Xiao Rou a little differently and said, "Why are you beating me, aren't we one person and one apple?" ”

"Of course not, I'm just showing you that I have apples. Who told you that this apple is one person at a time? Hmph, I'm going to eat two myself, and the rest ......"

"Will I eat the rest?" I see hope.

"I'm going to put on my face for the rest of the one!" Xiao Rou said with a smile.

"No, then...... So what do I eat with Brother Su Wu? Is it just like drinking the northwest wind? ”

"Of course not. How could I forget that you existed, hehe, don't worry. Xiao Rou said as she took the dagger and began to peel off the apple.

"Don't worry, these apple peels are for you to eat, how about it, am I very generous."

Of course it's generous, it's incredibly generous. So, in the distant grassland, there is such a picture - two men are full of tears, constantly and frantically snatching the apple peel cut by a woman......

"Hey, I can't think of it, I can't think of it, I can't imagine that my dignified court members will one day be reduced to the point of late apple peel, it's really ironic, it's really a joke, it's a big joke."

"Forget it, if you are so high, give me the apple peel you are holding in your hands, and if you don't eat it, I will eat it!"

"Don't, we had a gentleman's agreement just now, whoever grabbed it was the ......"

"you, who did you agree with the gentleman, this is what you subjectively think, no, if you kid doesn't give me food, I'll kill you......"

In this way, another picture appeared in the grassland mountain - a man covered in cloth, chasing a guy in white clothes with an apple peel in his hand......

Oops, I'm so tired, I didn't expect Su Wu to look so fat, but he was a flexible fat man. Okay, Su Wu, you just run, let you be proud for a few days, and when the time comes, you will really be captured by the Huns to herd sheep, and you won't be able to eat this apple peel.

When the time comes, you will have to eat some grass roots or something in the ice and snow, when you are herding sheep, this is the day...... Hey, forget it, I have a lot of adults, so I should pity you old fellow.

After watching the sunrise in the morning and having breakfast (if that's also breakfast), the three of us stepped on two horses and continued on our way. I was glad that I hadn't seen any bird-people this morning. Merely...... Grandma's, the sun in this grassland is too poisonous, this is still sitting on a horse, if you walk, you won't collapse.

We rode our horses and ran on the grassland for four hours, and it was almost noon, and I guess we were out of the Bird-Man sphere of influence.

It was also at this time that I felt like my throat was going to smoke.

"Xiaorou, let's not run, I'm dying of thirst." I whispered in Xiaorou's ear.

"I'm the same, but look at it, this open place is full of grass, where to find water to drink." Xiao Rou looked around in embarrassment and said.

I said...... I said, two, I can't run, I feel like I'm going to die. And I was still feeling thirsty, so I said, should we find some water to drink? At this time, Su Wu caught up from behind.

"I'm thirsty, too, but there's no water in this place." I looked around, and all I saw was grass. If only I learned the spell at this time, it would be great, I would make an alpaca so that I could eat grass happily.