Teacher Shen's dormitory
I slowly opened my eyes, from blurry to clear, and the first thing I saw was a delicate woman's face. The woman was only a few centimeters away from my position, and I could clearly feel her breath splashing on my face. At this moment, I had the feeling of being in heaven.
No wonder people like heaven, it turns out that this paradise is so beautiful, with big soft beds and beautiful women. It's just that...... Why does this woman look so familiar?
Wait a minute...... I moved my mouth and found that my whole body hurt, which means ...... I don't think I'm dead yet! And this woman...... I remembered that this was the woman who gave me my business card at the lingerie store the day before, and this guy laughed at me the loudest, and I wanted to find a crack to get into, and say, why did she appear in front of me.
Before I could say anything, the woman spoke: "Are you awake?" Virgin brother! It's great to see you wake up. ”
"I ......" I opened my mouth, only to find that I didn't know what to say. The woman put her right hand on top of my mouth at once: "Don't speak, don't ask why, now, let me explain it to you formally." First of all, congratulations on coming to our beautiful trio dormitory! Secondly, congratulations, you are honored to be the hundredth man to lie on this bed! ”
All of a sudden, there was a "bang" that startled me, and guess what happened, the whole dormitory was fluttering with streamers......
I felt dizzy, what and what is this!
"Haha, virgin brother, don't pretend to faint first, and finally I want to congratulate you, it's an honor to be the first virgin to lie on this big bed!"
God, let's kill this woman with a thunderbolt, I feel like my heart is going to stop!
"Okay, Ma Xiaoli, don't make jokes. It's the first time in a few years that I've brought home a man inside! ”
Poor little one? Who is it? Looks like there are three women in this dormitory. The bed I'm lying on now doesn't belong to these two women at all. Could it be ...... I recalled, and suddenly remembered that this so-called "little pitiful" must be the woman I had been thinking about for a long time, Teacher Shen Junya!
As soon as I thought of this, I touched a certain body organ, and suddenly a huge pain hit me, and I couldn't help but make a sound: "Hmm...... Yes...... Hurt...... It hurts me! I hummed and half-propped myself up with my hands, trying to relieve the pain, who knows, it backfired, and it was even more painful!
"Virgin brother, get rid of you and pay attention, please don't make such a sound at the two beautiful young ladies, people can't help but ......think about it" At this time, this woman named Xiaoli is still teasing me. Hmph, you...... What are you amazing, if it weren't for the pain I was all over now, I would have let you know how good I was!
I gave her a defiant roll of the eyes, and suddenly it felt like her head was stiff, like a bandage or something. Who is so gentle, in order to wrap the bandage. This...... This scented bandage must be my beloved Teacher Shen's!
Thinking of Teacher Shen, I became anxious: "Teacher Shen...... Teacher Shen, how is she? Is there something wrong? ”
"Is there something you don't know? Tell me that you can't stand the hands and feet of those three hooligans even a big man, how can our little poor escape the clutches of these three people? Hey, poor little ...... You're so pathetic. ”
"You...... What happened to Mr. Shen, tell me quickly. "I don't know where the strength came from, I jumped up on the bed all of a sudden, and I didn't care about the pain in my body!
"Virgin brother, do you really want to know? Poor little ...... It's pitiful! Tell me about you, you can let people fall down in one round, and our little pity is miserable, being ruthlessly ravaged by three bastards in turns...... Oh, now, she's getting stitches in the hospital, and she's just had surgery, do you want to see her? ”
"Ah??? What, it turned out to be ...... It's such a fucking bastard that something like this is happening! I was in a hurry, I didn't care that Xiaoli and I had just met for the second time, so I grabbed her shoulders with both hands and said, "Teacher Shen is in that hospital, you take me over, hurry, hurry!" ”
Ma Xiaoli was a little stunned by my actions, her roommate stood still for two seconds, and I still didn't notice anything wrong.
Suddenly, Ma Xiaoli laughed again, this time more charming than ever: "Haha...... Why are you so excited? Did you take a fancy to me? My arms are so clutched by you! She glared directly at me and said, "The power of love is really great, it is so envious and pitiful to make a weak man like this!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, tell me where Teacher Shen is?"
"Fool, can't you see that Xiaoli is really teasing you? What an amorous man is a big fool, and I see, you are a veritable big fool! "Another girl's name is Chen Yunyue, which I only found out later. At this point, I don't know the name of her who helped me out.
"Virgin brother, you're so stupid and cute. I said, ah, you hold me so tightly, do you really fall in love with me? ”
"Ah...... This one...... I'm sorry! "In an instant, my face turned red again, this ...... I was in a hurry just now, and I didn't care about anything and anything at all. It's the second time I've met someone, and this Ma Xiaoli won't think I'm a pervert!
"Alright, you two sit down, I've washed the fruit. Originally, I was waiting for you to wake up and eat together, but I didn't expect you to be really infatuated, and you got up directly. Let me tell you, our poor little one is a master black belt. Not to mention those little hooligans, even if there are about ten strong men, they may not be able to hurt her! As for why you didn't see her, the main thing is that she went to buy you anti-inflammatory medicine! ”
"Hey, I'm angry when I talk about this, Yunyue, the last time I had a fever, this dead girl didn't even buy me medicine. Now it's okay, buy medicine for this stupid boy...... There is a saying...... Yes, it's really a big woman, it's still a uterine fibroid! ”
Hearing these two people teasing each other, my heart, which was suspended in mid-air, fell into my stomach. It seems that Mr. Shen has nothing to do now.
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaoli and I sat on the sofa, this house is still quite big. put down an independent small bed, can still put a sofa, coffee table or something, there is actually a wardrobe, a computer desk. Good guys, this room is much bigger than my kennel!
I sighed and sat right on the couch when suddenly a sharp pain came out of my butt. It's weird, why didn't it hurt just now?
However, the words will come, how can you be a girl and get a black belt? Do you think you're Bruce Lee? Does a girl practice her fists and kicks in order to deal with her husband in the future? Don't...... I was wrong, she had her own reasons?
I really couldn't figure it out, so I could only pick up a petal of orange and put it in my mouth. This one...... It's so sour!