During the big recess, I ran into Mr. Shen, and we just said hello, and then it was like that. It's just that...... Why do I still have a heart-warming feeling when I see her?

It's really strange, what happened to Mr. Shen, and why did he become such a woman?

She always dresses up so innocently and quietly in school, and her manners are so polite. Inside the school is a goddess of purity, and outside the school she becomes a spicy queen!

If these two characters keep spinning, isn't she really tired? Human experience is limited, and sometimes, perhaps only in such a situation, can one be relieved.

It's just that I always feel like she's a bit of a split personality, isn't it...... Is this my delusion? I really wish it was my own delusion!

Even though we just nodded to each other, I could clearly feel the smell of her hair wafting through as we passed by. I was like a thirsty little sapling, waiting for the rain to ripen. Yes, I closed my eyes and sniffed hard......

"Poof...... Ah Shuang...... "What is grandma's voice, why do I feel that the sound and taste are wrong?"

When I opened my eyes, I found that the big PE teacher was standing in front of me. I saw that his face was flushed red, and he said to me embarrassedly, "Teacher Yin, I'm really embarrassed, I ...... the leek box I ate this morning." Hee-hee...... Eating too much, you don't mind, right? ”

"Don't mind, don't mind!" Grandma's, even if I mind, with your size, the three of me are no match for you!

Also, what kind of leek box do you eat in the morning? Don't you know that this leek is in the stomach and forms more gas than ordinary food?

With my years of experience, this PE teacher's fart just now is definitely a ...... Clip the!

Grandma's, this smell really stinks to me!

After a day of boredom, it was finally time to get out of school, and at this time, I looked at the balance in my mobile phone, and there was less than 300 yuan left. Originally, if the five hundred in my wallet were still there, I would have been very generous this month, but now...... When I think about it again, I feel terrible pain.

No, I'm going to go to a small restaurant and have a few drinks. First, it's to commemorate my dead love, and the other is to pay tribute to my dead money!

After drinking a glass of shochu in a small restaurant, I walked alone on the street at night. The neon lights of the city kept flashing, and the car lights on the road kept shining, and I felt like a lonely homeless man, no one cared at all.

The night in the city is so poignant, and I, and I, am the other in it! Sadly, he hung his coat on his right shoulder, and prepared to go home to eat something and then go to bed!

Gradually, I came to a small alley, which was sparsely populated, and occasionally a car passed by, and I was in a hurry. I laughed, feeling like a nightcrawler walking alone in the dark!

It was at this time that I suddenly heard this voice from the other side of the alley:

"Oh, who is this, don't you know the danger on this street at night?"

"That's it, look at your beauty, you look so good-looking, don't you know the sinister nature of this society?"

"Haha...... It just so happens that the three of us are good people and can protect you well, come on, let's go to the bar for a drink, and then our brother will tell you the truth of life! ”

I understood, it was three little hooligans molesting a girl. Originally, when I encountered such a thing, I didn't dare to go forward to watch, and the most I could do was to call the police. But who made me drink today, and suddenly my courage increased!

"How about it, young lady, let's have a drink with us......"

"Fuck off, three bastards, I don't drink!"

"Oh, are you still fierce? What a female man, this character ...... Haha, I like it a lot. ”

"Don't be like this, young lady, how can you say that the three of us are also the most beautiful boys on this street, are you embarrassed to refuse us? I can tell you, I'm familiar with the terrain here, and no one will find this alley at all. You'd better think it through! ”

"Don't scare the young lady, you two are little girls! Actually, my two brothers are right. Don't you look at us now, don't we know you if we know you well? Once raw, twice cooked, and three times raw rice cooked! ”

"Oh, big brother, no, my big black-headed cricket is gone, did it get into the little sister's skirt? Let's see......"

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Three crisp slaps rang out in this silent alley!

"Oh, grandma's, this little girl is still a strong goods, okay, okay, you dare to beat us, see how we clean up, let you know how good we are!"

Hearing that the woman was about to be persecuted, I really couldn't help it, relying on myself to drink, I raised my courage and shouted: "Bastard, just a few of you still have to do things, it's really a bastard to the extreme, is there really no king in this world!" As I spoke, I walked forward: "You scoundrels, you dare to bully a weak woman in front of me, see that I don't ...... "I burped ...... alcohol, and the following speech was not organized yet.

When the girl saw me, she called out in surprise: "Teacher Yin, you ...... Why are you here? ”

Well? How could this woman know me?

"Huh? How...... Could it be you? Teacher Shen? ”

I can recognize her when I am drunk and hazy, this woman is the teacher Ye I used to think about, what a coincidence!

Since this is the case, I can't hide anymore, after all, it is my duty to protect women, protect ...... The woman she once loved is the duty of duty!

Teacher Shen ...... You...... Don't be afraid, I'll protect you! I rushed in front of Teacher Shen at once, protected her behind her, and bravely spread my arms to protect the flowers.

"Just you three bastards, if you have the ability, come at me!"

"Fuck, do you think you're awesome? I'm coming to you! ”

A beautiful left hook! YES…… Hit the nose!

Another dashing straight right punch! YES…… Hit the eye!

Another powerful left hook! YES…… Hit the jaw!

A nice left kick! Damn, hit the thigh!

Another dashing right whip leg! Damn, hit the calf!

Another powerful straight kick! Damn, hit the stomach!

Finally, let's make a dense rainstorm pear-like flower fist embroidered legs to conclude the speech! YES…… Hit the whole body!!

Merely...... Whining...... , my nose, my eyes, my chin, my thighs, my calves, my tummy...... And the most terrible thing is that my whole body is punched and kicked by others!

At this moment, I actually saw the stars in the sky, and ...... The birds sing sweetly!

It seems that I have come to the legendary paradise, as it should be. After all...... I, Yin Menglong, am a good person!

When I woke up, I was lying on a large tender bed, and the scent of the bed was so familiar. But why do I always feel strange?