"Ah...... This one...... No, this ...... I mean, you probably got me wrong. What do I say, I mean, the emperor is the Ninety-Five, every day is in charge of everything, and time is precious. How can you talk to Miss Wei Zifu at night? I think it's better to talk about it now...... "Fuck, what the hell am I talking about, am I being controlled, how can I ...... Say such things against your will. Jesurah came to Allah to forgive me, if I ever told a lie once in my life, it was this time. If there is one thing I regret the most in my life, it is like this!

Hearing what I said, Emperor Wu's gloomy face improved: "What Xiaocao said is extremely true, but it doesn't work." There are some things that are only emotional when you say them in the evening, especially ...... It can only be the words of two people. Emperor Wu said this, swallowed his saliva at Wei Zifu and said, "Although I am also a little anxious, waiting is a virtue, and I like this feeling of anticipation before achieving my goal." ”

Damn, this is the emperor, when it comes to obscene things, he can say it so fresh and refined, it's really invincible.

If at this time, I am possessed by Superman, I don't care if you are Emperor Wu or not, I will leave this ghost place with Xiaorou immediately! Unfortunately, I don't have superhuman skills. Grandma's, I'm going to become Sun Wukong, I'm going to reverse this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, I'm going to beat Qiankun with a stick, I'm going to let Emperor Wu hide under the table and beg for mercy, I'm going to let him shout directly: "Go and invite the Buddha ......."

However, this is my fucking fantasy, there is no basis at all, I am still the powerless Yin Menglong. I'm still the same ...... Oriental Shuo called the grass!

The night came so quickly, I was directly arranged by the emperor in Changle Palace. This used to be the place where Han Shin died, and now, it has become the place where my heart died.

I stood in the Changle Palace, listening to the sound of insects outside the window, and I felt ...... It felt like the little bugs were laughing at me. Also, think about me as a decrepit enough. I came here from the distant future with great difficulty, only to find out that it was a lie, a big lie. Xiaorou doesn't know me at all, and now ...... Now he is in the arms of the emperor. That...... So what am I? Am I just a fool?

Looking at the location of Weiyang Palace, I couldn't help but have a lot of thoughts, at this time, I was just left with this empty skin. And the thought has flown to the Weiyang Palace. Ah, the people there are thinking that the spring night is short, and here I am worried about the long night......

What the fuck is this, why the hell am I here, and should I look inside myself. I...... Am I a man or not!

"Childe ......"

Who? Who called me Childe?

I suddenly turned my head and saw a graceful figure in the doorway. Childe, childe, only Xiaorou will call me like this, so sweet. My excited voice trembled: "Xiao Rou...... My lovely little Rou, is it really you? Xiao Rou, ......"

"Childe, who else would it be if it wasn't me, I'm not a twin, Childe ......"

"Little Rou...... I really miss you, I really miss you. I don't know why, I just can't help but miss you. I think I must have fallen into evil, otherwise, why would I ...... just after just a few days of separation from you? I miss you like this. I said excitedly as I ran up to her and hugged her tightly in my arms.

"Hmm...... Xiao Rou ...... This one...... How are you different? ”

"What, Childe, is there something different about me?"

"This ...... How did your boobs get so big? ”

"Really? You've found it. Hehe, not only have my boobs gotten bigger, but my temper has gotten bigger! "After saying this,

With a slap in the face, I turned to the ballet. The hot pain immediately woke me up most of the time, and I covered my face a little angrily and said, "Why are you beating me, are you evil!" ”

"I'm evil, open your dog's eyes and see who I am."

"Ah...... You, it turned out to be Her Royal Highness the Princess, Her Royal Highness the Princess is well. "This time I really sobered up, and the person standing in front of me was the emperor's sister, Princess Pingyang. Oh my God, what nonsense was I talking about just now, this time, I'm dead!

"Xiaorou, Xiaorou? Tell me who Xiaorou is? Is it your first love? Where does this woman live, I'm going to send someone to kill her, and see if you're still thinking about this woman in your heart! ”

"No, princess, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?" I fell to my knees and pleaded bitterly.

"Hmm...... It's quite touching to see you begging me, and that's it for the time being. I'm just curious, is there something wrong with your heart, why is it called Xiaorou when you see a woman? ”

"This ...... Ah, I only have you in my heart, how can there be other girls. Xiao Rou ...... Well, I mean you misheard, I said smiles. Seeing the anger on her face change, I immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued: "For this matter, I wrote you a special song, you can listen to it." ”

"I smile when I see you

Your graceful demeanor is wonderful

With you

Never bothered

I smile when I see you

Your way of talking is confusing

With you

Happy forever

For what exactly

I smile when I see you

Because I've fallen in love with you

It's not what you expected

I smile when I see you

Your graceful demeanor is wonderful

Never worry about being with you

For what exactly

I smile when I see you

Because I've fallen in love with you

It's not what you expected

I smile when I see you

Your graceful demeanor is wonderful

With you, never have to worry

I'll always be happy, I'll always be happy

I'll always be happy, I'll always be happy

”

After singing this, I silently said in my heart that this does not involve the issue of copyright, after all...... In ancient times, no one knew about Teresa Teng's existence. Even if I borrow flowers to offer Buddha, you must not say that I am obscene......

This is also a helpless thing, who made my fate so bumpy, and the women I met were all fierce masters.

The goddess Teacher Shen, who I have always had a crush on, originally thought she was a gentle girl, but who knew that she was a master of black belts.

The female ghost I met made a good dish, but ...... But I always threaten me at every turn, and I want to turn my face, who can stand this.

The first woman I met here turned out to be Princess Pingyang, Emperor Wu's sister, and she was definitely rude and willful.

What's wrong with me, do you mean I'm a natural? Grandma's, though I have a little bit of a masochistic tendency...... However, it doesn't seem to be like this!

"I hate it, you flamboyant guy, I'm tired, quickly untie my clothes......" Princess Pingyang had already blushed and sat directly on the bed, calling me in a voice full of temptation.