Chapter Seventy-Four: Discrediting the Imperial City for Love
"It's not good, after all, we're not married......"
"If you don't come, I'll pass."
"Okay, there's really no way for me to ...... over"
"Ah...... Why are you in such a hurry, you haven't blown out the candle yet......"
"Oh, princess, this world belongs to your family, and you still care about a little candle......"
"Ah...... Tap, it hurts! ”
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In this way, I thought about Xiaorou in my heart, and with the psychology of revenge against Xiaorou, I had a two-night stand with the princess.
Hmph, I thought indignantly. Okay, you stinky emperor, you still have a light there, it seems that you want to compare your stamina with me. Come on, compare and compare, who is afraid of whom. I'm a man who claims to be the same as the. Hehe, I don't care about this, I'm really embarrassed.
No, I'm really going to make up for it, this ...... This Pingyang is simply not human, my body really can't stand it.
The days went by like this, almost a week passed. Unexpectedly, Emperor Wu still cares about Xiaorou very much, and goes there every day. As for me, the week has been painful and happy, and the princess has been haunting me every night. I finally got a chance to breathe for the day, so I got some deer antler and bear's paw ginseng in the palace and ate it. That's how my body can be repaired, otherwise...... I'm just a human being.
Actually, I'm not a merciless person, and I've been thinking to myself these days: What is wrong with this? Why did things turn out the way they did? I risked my life from the future to get here, but it turned out to be ...... Xiaorou became a famous beauty in history, the emperor's concubine, and became his doll. What about me...... To put it mildly, it is the lover of Princess Pingyang. Actually, I'm a pet. If people are unhappy sometimes, I'll get out of the way right away.
Hey, they were supposed to be two people who loved each other, but they separated, and they were entangled with others across several palace walls...... How can it be embarrassing?
I thought to myself, if Xiao Rou was really the famous Wei Zifu in history, then why did she make up a whole set of lies to deceive me when she saw me? The more I thought about it, the more I didn't understand, and the more I didn't understand, the more I had to think about it, so I decided to visit the dormitory where Xiaorou lived at night.
In the past three days, I wonder if this Martial Emperor thinks that Xiao Rou is not new, so he didn't see this guy looking for Xiao Rou. At this time, it is a good time for me to ask for clarification, how could I miss such an opportunity!
So, tonight, I'm wearing a black night walker. This is what I asked for by a big master in the palace, and he didn't dare to ask me why. I, the person, threatened him and said that it was better not to spread this matter, if others knew, you were not the only one who was hurt, and you should be careful of your whole family's heads. You know what the princess and I are.
This guy is also a smart person, after all, it is very unwise to put his life on the line for a piece of clothing!
After changing into a night outfit, I sneaked out of Changle Palace.
I can't describe this incident well, so I can only use a "poem" to describe my situation at that time.
The breeze and the moon are deep and the night is deep, the birds are chirping, the insects are singing, and the trees are shaking.
Sneaking into the night alone, dressed in black and unnoticed.
The deep palace of the emperor's house, the wind blows the grass movingly and hangs low.
The royal guard tried to see it, and it was suspected that the cat jumped out of the wall.
It's a pity that I didn't see it when it was dark, and I stepped on the empty and fell out of the fence.
I didn't dare to make a sound or scream, so I could only endure the pain and touch the wound.
The nasal cavity is unfortunately burdened, red and swollen like a big winter date.
Blood was dripping to the ground, and I didn't dare to touch it.
Even if my whole body is broken, it can't change my mind.
Even if you lose your fate today, you have to see me Xiaorou.
Unfortunately, the palace is really big, and it is difficult to find a long loop of nine turns.
Seeing the white smoke coming out of his head, he saw the light shining in the sun.
There is no way out of the mountains and rivers, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.
At this time, there was no good time, so he rushed over.
My love little female ghost, love you for 10,000 years!
Yes...... 10,000 years......
Well, do I have the potential to be a great poet? Also, fortunately I was not born in the Tang Dynasty, otherwise...... Hehe, I am a famous poet immortal, a poet saint, and a poet god......
Wow, what's going on, it's such a high palace wall. However, no matter how high it is, it can't stop me from seeing Xiaorou's determination to ask what happened, hmph, let the horse come. So, I cheered myself up and jumped straight over. Isn't it handsome? Actually, I can't tell you, it's only one meter high......
Call...... I gasped, what a high wall!
Before I could take a second breath, an even bigger crisis crept in. This is called blessing and misfortune, and there is no separate thing at all.
Grandma's, I can't think of this greater difficulty, let me know the sinister nature of this world.
A huge black male dog was staring at me with a whining sound brewing in his mouth.
Ah, do you have a question as to why I know this is a male dog and not a female dog? Actually, it's very simple, because I'm so handsome, if it's a, I'll be shy to see me, how can I look like this. Visible...... Hey, this guy is definitely a male dog!
Hmph, do you think I, Yin Menglong, am a wasted name? I'm a god of war, and ordinary beasts can't get close to me at all!
I clenched my fists and made a clanging sound, and it seemed that a human-dog battle was inevitable. Hmph, even so, I definitely can't lose to you in momentum. Didn't you whine, I whined too, and see who's great.
Dangdang, please be quiet, and below, please have the personnel of both sides of the battle appear.
First of all, let's look at the representative of the human side - a peerless beautiful man, Yin Menglong, who is known as angry Pan An.
The next to appear is the representative of the dog side - the old black who can be angry with the lone wolf.
Below, let's briefly review the simple experience of one person and one dog.
Yin Menglong, the representative of the human side, has been useless since he was a child, has no other specialties, is able to eat and sleep, and is characterized by pigs.
Dog Party Representative...... Wow, this data is incredible, it seems that this time the representative of the human side is going to be in danger...... Don't look at it small, but it's notoriously fierce, let's take a good look at the glorious achievements of the past. He had bitten nine palace maids and eight eunuchs, and the other three were bitten into eunuchs...... These three people are rumored to be famous Ouchi masters.
Our competition this time is divided into three rounds, and the first round is to compare eyes. The second round is the bite force. The third one is...... Forget it, let's wait until the second round is over, in case the second round of the human side representative burps, our third round will be empty.
Without further ado, let's start the first round - than the eyes!
Yes...... Dear audience friends, this is when the show really begins. As soon as the big old black came up, he looked at Yin Menglong with the eyes that had fascinated a group of. At this time, Yin Menglong was not to be outdone, and directly looked back at it with the eyes of an old lady who fascinated him. Look, look, the two brothers don't blink at all, it's amazing.
Oh, I know what's going on, this big black is not an old lady, and this Yin Menglong is not a, so he didn't shake the other party.
One person and one dog admired each other in the spirit of competition second and friendship first. The representative of the human side is still very gentlemanly, you see that he stretched out his thumb, this meaning is obvious, he admires this big black dog very much. Let's look at the big black dog, and wagged his tail directly, which is in response to him, and said...... You're not bad either. All right. All right. That's what a game should be. I declare that in this round, Yin Menglong and Big Black Dog are tied!