"Hehe, this is called Yan Ruyu in the book, you, let's learn it well. Brother Dongfang, don't say brother, I don't think about you, let's take a look. If you like it, I'll give you a few! ”

"Really? What a good brother for me! I patted this guy on the shoulder: "Well, this short-haired beauty is good, look at this thigh......"

"Forget it, if it's about thighs, you should look at this long-haired beauty. Zizi, this figure, this face, this thighs, this breasts, this temperament, this cultivation...... Heck, it's definitely the standard uh golden ratio. Such a woman is really called a fairy! "Su Wu, this guy also began to judge his head.

"Uh-huh, but I still think this short hair looks good, look at this naughty look...... What a grinding goblin......"

Just as I was enjoying the beautiful pictures, someone suddenly hit me the head. I raised my head angrily, directly covered the place where I was beaten up a big date, and said angrily: "Oh, it hurts, it hurts, is that Wang Balamb beating me?" ”

Suddenly, I woke up from my dream, and a soft face appeared in front of me. She was staring at me deadly, and said word by word, "Who did you just call the eight lambs?" ”

"Oh...... Well, you heard me wrong, I mean forget about me. Yes, that's it. I smiled cheaply.

"Forget it, there's no time for you idiot! Hurry up, it's dawn, and we're still on our way. By the way, there is one more thing...... "Xiao Rou suddenly approached me, and the melon seed face appeared in front of me." It's just that the expression on this face is a little hideous: "Last night's incident, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will kill you now!" ”

I nodded in fear.

Really, wake people up so early, at least wait until I borrow a few copies from Su Wu before waking me up.

"Little Rou...... Hehe...... "I sat on the horse's back and hugged her waist directly. A sweet smile was revealed......

However, at this time, a flying arrow flew towards Xiao Rou, and when I saw it, my face changed, and I hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Rou......"

I sat up suddenly, sweat on my forehead and face. I looked left and right, and found that I was just lying on the grass, not a little soft, a big horse, nothing.

"Huh? Did you wake up? ”

Xiao Rou's gentle face appeared directly in front of her, and she smiled and handed over a soaked silk scarf, which was also stained with her body fragrance: "Look at the sweaty people who are sleeping, let's wipe your face first." If there's anything, I'll talk about it when you're sober. ”

Ay? What's going on? Shouldn't I be holding Xiaorou on the horse?

Wait, let me think about it carefully, it was obviously ...... just now

Oh, do you mean that I have two dreams in a row?

The first dream before was with Xiaorou, and the second dream was to meet Su Wu, and then he was woken up by Xiaorou, and then Xiaorou was hit by an arrow......

How can there be such a thing, it is so real, why is there a chain of dreams?

Well, I still remember when I was a child, I went to the farmer's field to steal turnips. Because I ate too much, the result was ...... As a result, there were more than a dozen serial farts. This serial dream is the first time I have done it since I was a child.

It's a weird feeling.

But one thing, why did Xiao Rou become so gentle just now? Strange, strange, is it possible that I haven't woken up from a dream now?

Thinking of this, I immediately pinched my thigh hard, and suddenly a huge pain swept through my body.

"Oops!"

It hurts, it hurts. It's not a dream, it's reality. Haha, the female ghost has become gentle!

But one thing, what made Xiaorou's attitude change a circle for me?

Well...... This one...... It couldn't be that the first dream last night wasn't a dream at all, it should be...... No, it won't. I really can't imagine this outcome. How can I be, I want to possess Xiaorou's body.

Forget it, don't imagine it, although I have doubts in my heart, but I still enjoy this feeling.

Oh, that's true, a woman is a fierce horse, but once tamed, she will give herself to you wholeheartedly.

After I finished wiping my face, Xiaorou took the initiative to bend down and took the silk scarf I handed over: "After wiping your face, do you feel very hungry?" After all, it was just a rat last night. Now, Dongfang, I still have a little snake left for last night, if you are hungry, I will give it to you. ”

Heaven, earth, has this sun stone come out of the west? I excitedly looked at the direction of the sun, no, it was east!

How long have I been waiting for this moment?

However, now is not the time to be happy, although Xiaorou looks docile now, but this docile really dare not make me believe it. That one...... It seems that I have to observe Xiao Rou's movements for the time being. Yes, low-key, low-key, don't be too arrogant. If I upset her, or if I suddenly return to my original appearance, my mind and body will suffer!

"Hmmm! It's delicious, it's really delicious. Hey, by the way, Xiaorou, why don't you eat it? I asked Xiaorou as I chewed on the delicious snake meat. This poisonous snake is delicious, and after leaving it overnight, the taste is still so strong.

"No need, I already ate it yesterday, I'll just watch you eat it." Xiao Rou replied gently.

Ah, such warm words, such touching words, my nose is sour when I listen to them. What a good woman, I decided in this life that you will not marry. Thinking of this, I immediately handed Xiao Rou a piece of snake meat and said, "Silly girl, what are you talking about." You watch me eat, and I can't bear it. Come on, you can eat too, let's eat together. ”

"Okay, but I want you to feed me." Xiaorou said coquettishly.

"Huh?"

What a ghost girl, and she learned to be spoiled by me. Okay, how do you know I can't stand this, I happily handed the piece of snake meat into Xiao Rou's mouth.

I didn't expect ......

"Oops, my hands!" Xiao Rou didn't know what he was thinking, so he bit down with my fingers.

"Poofha...... I'm sorry Touhou, I ...... I couldn't help it, it turned out ...... Oops, it's so ridiculous to pretend to be a lady! ”

My face twitched a few times, and I looked helplessly at Xiao Rou who was rolling on the grass with her belly.

I knew that there was no such thing as a good thing in the world. Poor and stupid naivety to think that Xiao Rou has really changed her personality, this is the biggest irony for me.

Why, she's just pretending to be a lady.

There's a saying, right...... The country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change! This shrew, this savage little female ghost, this woman I love and hate!

Hey, my poor finger, I have wronged you, and I will treat you well in the future.