Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine: I'm Bait
For the next ten days, we kept on the road. When you are hungry, you eat wild fruits in the mountains and forests, and sometimes if you are lucky, you can catch some hares or something, which is also a good meal. When you are thirsty, you drink the water of the mountain stream, which is very clear, and you don't have to worry about stomach trouble. When you are tired, you sleep directly with your clothes, and the sky is used as a bed, and this kind of life is also very chic.
Seeing that we are about to leave the jurisdiction of the Xiongnu and go to the Central Plains. At this time, we are about to go out of this mountain range, which is a buffer zone between the Han Dynasty and the Xiongnu. After this buffer zone, you will be able to stand on the lovely motherland.
Xiao Rou grabbed the horse at this time, looked left and right, and then said, "According to my estimates, we will be able to get out of this mountain range in one day at most." ”
"Really. That's great! "Thank God, in the past ten days of life, I feel that I have lost dozens of pounds.
"Hey, I'm about to go out, I have something I want to tell you......" Xiaorou said shyly suddenly.
Do? Although I like this kind of expression very much, I often have a bad premonition as soon as Xiao Rou makes such an expression.
"There's something I want you to help me with, and I don't think you're going to refuse, right?"
"Of course, how could I refuse the request of a beautiful woman, it's just that I don't think I'm capable of doing it."
"No, you'll do well." When Xiao Rou heard that I agreed, her eyes burst into excitement.
Ah, the bad premonition is getting stronger and stronger, and this dangerous feeling tells me over and over again, hurry up and get out of Xiaorou's side. However, it was too late......
"Hey, Xiaorou, are you ready?" I asked nervously, crying.
"Shh......h Don't scream, okay? Really! Xiao Rou said dissatisfied.
"But...... But I'm really scared, Xiaorou ......, "I'm not a god, I'm just a flesh and blood person, how can such a thing not make me afraid?"
"Hey, you're still a big man, I'm afraid of such things, what's the use of asking you. Besides, what are you afraid of, and me! Xiao Rou said confidently.
"This ...... I'm going to say, just in case, this person misses, and the horse misses, who can guarantee it? Right? When people walk by the river, how can they not get their shoes wet. I felt my voice tremble even more, and this guy's heart was about to jump out of my nerves.
"Don't worry, I will never miss it!" As soon as Xiao Rou finished speaking, the sword in her hand accidentally fell to the ground, and I felt cold when I heard it.
At this moment, there was a rustling sound in the grass in the distance. Listen to the sound, as if some animal is rushing towards the face-covering.
Mom, my little heart!
"Ah......h Forgive me, why did God make me so sober? I don't want it, I'm going to faint!
"Xiao Rou! Fast...... Come and save me, this guy is coming towards me! "At this moment, my body is tied to a large tree, and I can't move. Not to mention running away, it is impossible to even move a finger.
Xiaorou, are you pushing my limits? I don't want to be food in its mouth. Why do you have to use me as bait, you know I'm a cowardly man!
Xiao Rou didn't move, still hiding behind me.
The dark, strong boar gasped at me, looked me at me, and then turned away disappointed.
Hey? What kind of attitude do you have, why do you look down on me?
I was a little angry, and the fear I had just felt was instantly overcome by my competitiveness.
"Hey, stinky boar, what do you mean, come back to me. Look at me, take a good look, what is it about me that doesn't satisfy you? Bastard, do you think I'm a bully? It's really visionless, no wonder you're a pig! Can't I make you salivate with such a fragrant jade man's body? Hey, come back, take a good look at me. ”
The boar heard my cry, turned to look at me, and let off a fart. It was at this time that I turned around and continued walking. Xiao Rou, who was hiding behind me, jumped up, took the sword directly, and stabbed it firmly into the boar's neck. Suddenly, this guy went berserk and was about to rush straight at me. Xiao Rou's eyes were quick, and with a few swords, the wild boar's neck bloomed, and only one cervical vertebra was still connected to the head.
This behemoth fell with a bang, and when it died, I don't know who killed it. The bright red blood has been dragging the ground all the time.
This...... Vomit......
This image is so exciting, I can't stand this disgusting image at all. Cruel things happened in front of my eyes, and I couldn't choose at all, so I could only passively accept them.
Anyway...... What a high-sounding animal this man is!
It is a mood to gnaw on fragrant pork, and when you see a pig being killed, it is a completely different mood. Living in a world of the jungle is a cruel thing, and our so-called morality is only based on the selfishness of human beings, but there is no need to feel too guilty, anyone is born with a constant evil, this is the only way to survive.
Nibbling on the delicious pig's trotters, the feeling of fullness in my stomach quickly made me forget the guilt of cruelty. Ah, it turns out that this is human nature, it's really vulnerable. When we say that animals eat animals cruelly, why do we ever think that it is the carcasses of these animals that we eat?
"Dongfang, how does it feel? The taste of this wild boar. Xiaorou was eating tenderloin, and when she saw that I was eating deliciously, she asked.
"Aha, Xiaorou, it's not that I'm flattering you, if you are so skilled, the chefs in the imperial dining room in the palace will be laid off. I can't imagine that you can make it so delicious without ingredients. If there is an ingredient, the taste must not be heavenly! "I hold a pig's trotter in my left hand, and I give Xiaorou a big thumbs up with my right hand!
"Really? Hehe, I didn't expect you to still know the goods! Xiao Rou lowered her head embarrassedly, a smug look flashed on her face.
Aha, a little compliment bowed your head, Xiaorou, you are still really easy to deceive. You can go through everything in this world, but you can't do it with this sycophant. There's no such thing as that...... Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear!
Well, but let's talk about it, Xiaorou is really delicious, and it's on par with Xiaorou in the future.