Chapter 439: The Crematorium's Profiteering Business (First Update)

It was dark, and in the Chenjiagang Crematorium, only the staff on duty remained.

Most people will not let the deceased be cremated at night, because the road is blurry when it is dark, and the deceased is afraid that the deceased will not find the way to heaven.

The mortuary in the crematorium called the staff and pushed Taishang Laojun's body to the No. 1 cremation room.

"Brother Xiang, do you really want to cremate him?" A staff member responsible for cleaning up the ashes asked.

The mortuary named Brother Xiang turned pale and said, "This is Boss Lu's order, what else can we do?" ”

"If you don't want to deduct your salary, you can only do it."

Boss Lu is notoriously picky, often deducting employees' wages for various reasons, which is well known in the crematorium.

The columbarium worker frowned slightly: "However, the police only put this old man on our side and didn't let us be cremated, if they are held accountable..."

Brother Xiang smiled bitterly and said: "Boss Lu said that if the police are held accountable, he will carry it himself, but I am sure that if there is really a police officer to hold us accountable, Boss Lu will definitely kick the ball to us." ”

"However, we dare not disobey his orders."

"What else do you think we can do?"

"I can only take care of what is in front of me first."

"Don't talk so much nonsense, hurry up and burn this old man."

"I'll go home from work after the burn."

When the columbarium worker heard Brother Xiang say this, he pushed Taishang Laojun's body into the cremation pool, and then adjusted the temperature to 900 degrees Celsius for cremation.

The average human body, at a high temperature of more than 900 degrees, will be quickly cremated into ashes.

Inside the cremation pool, the fire burned and crackled.

And at this time, the primordial god of the Heavenly Monarch finally found his physical body.

He flew over the crematorium, looked down, and saw that his body had been put into the fire, and immediately became furious:

"My whole family! What dog is so bold as to dare to burn the body of the poor Dao in the flames! ”

As he spoke, he immediately descended from the sky and burrowed directly into his body.

At this time, in the cremation room, the cremation pool with automatic temperature control is up, and the ashes are automatically discharged.

Brother Xiang, the columbarium worker and mortuary, put on gloves and masks, and prepared to clean up the ashes.

But as soon as the cremation bed came out, they were immediately stunned.

I saw that the old man was not burned to ashes, and he was still intact! Even the Taoist robe on his body was not burned!

"Damn,!"

The columbarium worker immediately exclaimed.

But he just wanted to express his surprise, he didn't believe that there were ghosts in this world at all, otherwise, he wouldn't have come to work in the crematorium.

Brother Xiang frowned slightly and said, "Could it be that the No. 1 cremation pool is out of order?" ”

The columbarium worker immediately replied: "Brother Xiang, something must have failed!" ”

"Cremation pool 1 was often without power."

"Do you remember the 6th of last month? There was an old man, who pushed to burn, but when it came out, he didn't burn people to ashes, but burned them into roast suckling pigs, and when they came out, they were fragrant! ”

"The family also went to the court for this matter, and in the end, it was Boss Lu who came forward to suppress the matter."

The two were talking, and at this time...

"I'm a girl! Is it the two stinky boys who threw the poor road into the fire and burned it! ”

Taishang Laojun suddenly sat up from the cremation bed and stared at the columbarium worker and mortuary with wide eyes.

The columbarium worker and the mortuary immediately exploded, almost not scared.

"Hell!"

Brother Xiang screamed, and the ashes shovel in his hand was subconsciously thrown at Taishang Laojun.

Taishang Laojun waved his hand, snapped, and knocked the ashes shovel away.

Then he got down from the cremation bed and walked towards Brother Xiang and the columbarium.

"Hmph, ignorant mortals, the poor Dao is a true person, even the three flavors of true fire can't burn the poor Dao, let alone your little flame in the mortal world?"

Then with a wave of his sleeves, Brother Xiang and the columbarium worker immediately floated up from the ground and floated towards the No. 1 cremation pool.

The residual temperature in the No. 1 cremation pool is still three or four hundred degrees, although this temperature cannot turn people into ashes, but it can roast a person like a kebab.

"Spare your life!"

Brother Xiang and the columbarium worker shouted.

Tears came out of the columbarium's eyes.

Brother Xiang was even worse, he was so frightened that he was incontinent, and Xiang came out.

Taishang Laojun was merciful, he didn't think about killing these two mortals at all, he only said coldly:

"Who instigated you to cremate the poor road?"

"Recruit it truthfully, otherwise, Poor Dao will never spare you!"

"It's Boss Lu!" Brother Xiang didn't think about it, so he directly exploded Boss Lu.

"It was Boss Lu who asked us to do this, we are just his employees, immortals, if you want revenge, go to Boss Lu!"

When Taishang Laojun heard this, he immediately waved his sleeves and disappeared in a flash.

Brother Xiang and the columbarium worker fell from the air and fell on their butts.

Brother Xiang sat on a butt of Xiang, trembling with fear, and he hadn't come back to his senses yet.

The columbarium worker cried: "I'm not going to be a columbarium worker anymore, I'm going home to see my mother... Wow..."

At this time, Boss Lu was in his office, holding a calculator, and was calculating how much money should be paid by Taishang Laojun's family.

"The mortuary fee is two thousand, the cremation fee is ten thousand, the urn, three thousand, the burial makeup, five thousand, a total of ...... Twenty thousand! ”

"Hey, it seems to be a little little, you have to keep charging five thousand for the corpse, well, that's it... Twenty-three thousand. ”

"Twenty-three thousand is still a bit less, let's get another handling fee, two thousand, adding up to twenty-five thousand, which is about the same."

Boss Lu is beautiful.

The cost of cremating a corpse in the crematorium is less than 200, but in the end, it can earn 25,000, which is hundreds of times the profit!

Even usury is not so profitable!

So he has been the owner of this crematorium for more than ten years, and he is in a good mood every day.

The dead man's money is so good to make!

Then...

Tuk tuk!

There was a knock at the door.

"Who's coming to me so late?"

"Isn't it Shoko-chan?"

But an old voice came from outside:

"It's the old man you cremated."

Boss Lu was stunned for a moment, and then became angry:

"Mud, who's going to scare me with a prank?" Someone had played a prank before, to scare Boss Lu, so now he reacted like this.

"See if I don't kill him!"

As he spoke, he picked up a baseball bat hanging on the wall and rushed out in a rage.

As soon as the door opened, a baseball bat slammed down!

Bang Long!

Boss Lu's palms were numb, and his eyes immediately widened, and his face was full of confusion.

Because he saw that the person in front of him was the old man in a Taoist robe!

The most important thing is that the baseball bat he smashed down was bent into a zigzag!

And the old man in front of him was not injured at all!

"Hell!"

Boss Lu shouted.

Then the heart shook, and the whole person kicked his legs, and his soul flew out of the sky, and he died.

……

(End of chapter)