Taishang Laojun waited in the seaside villa, from noon to afternoon, the sun set, but found that Erlang God still did not come out.

Taishang Laojun was anxious.

Although he came down to do the mission, he had two and a half days available.

It stands to reason that two days to invite Erlang Shenjun is enough.

However, now that his body is not known to have been taken away by the one who killed a thousand knives, he still has to find his body back!

That way, time is running out!

Soon, the sun goes down and night falls.

Taishang Laojun really couldn't wait, and was ready to go in and call Erlang God.

But before he stepped into the gate of the seaside villa, he saw Erlang God and his six friends of Meishan, as well as a big fat dog, who walked out noisily.

They were all dressed in equipment, majestic and majestic, and if you didn't look at their big bellies that were about to break their armor, they were indeed very imposing.

But they didn't have any weapons in their hands!

Instead, take ......

Taishang Laojun glanced at it and immediately stared at the bull's eye.

I saw that among the six friends of Meishan, Guo Shen was holding a barbecue grill, Kang Anyu was holding a bag of black charcoal, Li Huanzhang was holding a large bag of chicken wings, a large bag of sausages, and a large bag of tilapia meat products, Zhang Boshi was holding a dozen Zhujiang beer, Yao Gonglin was carrying two bottles of juice, and Zhijian was carrying a basket of leeks, mushrooms, eggplants, enoki mushrooms and other vegetables.

Even the Howling Dog has a bag of lamb skewers in his mouth.

As for Yang Jian, the true monarch of Zhaohui Erlang, he was holding two barbecue forks, so he was not majestic.

The Seven Sages of Meishan, as well as a big dog as fat as a pig, swaggered out of the seaside villa and walked towards the beach.

Erlang God Yang Jian passed by Taishang Laojun's side, his face was surprised, and he hurriedly said:

"Taishang Laojun, you are still here!"

"I'm so sorry! I thought that after you conveyed the message of the Jade Emperor, you went back to Heaven. ”

In fact, at noon, Erlang God said that he would go back to get the equipment, and asked Taishang Laojun to wait for him here, but now, he forgot all about it, and said such things.

"Since you're still here, let's go to the beach for a barbecue."

"This barbecue is delicious!"

"It's even more delicious than the elixir refined in your gossip furnace!" Yang Jian talked eloquently.

Taishang Laojun is confused, how did the once cold and arrogant Erlang Shenjun become what he is now?

At the same time, he was angry in his heart, and he was about to explode, accusing Yang Jian of ignoring the Jade Emperor's words.

But before he opened his old mouth, Yang Jian hurriedly said:

"Laojun, I know you're in a hurry, but you're not in a hurry for a while."

"One day in heaven, one year on earth."

"In other words, less than four minutes have passed in the sky for one day on earth."

"You can't do anything in Heaven for four minutes, but you can have a barbecue and sleep in the world."

"So, Taishang Laojun, you don't have to rush at all, it's rare to come to the world, just wave on my side for a day, and wait for the next morning, let's go up to the sky to solve that Liu Yifan is not too late."

"Anyway, if you go again tomorrow, it's just a few minutes late, so no matter how powerful Liu Yifan is, how can he make any trouble in just a few minutes?"

"You said yes?"

Taishang Laojun heard Yang Jian say this, and it seemed that there was some truth.

"But..."

Yang Jian immediately waved his hand and interrupted Taishang Laojun's words again, "Don't be! ”

"Gentleman, you just spend a night here... Oh no, have a good night's rest, I, Yang Jian, dare to promise that tomorrow I will definitely take my brother and go to heaven with you to kill that Liu Yifan! ”

Taishang Laojun saw that Yang Jian was so firm and sincere, and what he said was quite reasonable.

It's not that a few minutes.

Tomorrow, I will take Yang Jian to the heavenly court, and above the heavenly court, it will not be ten minutes yet.

Finally, he sighed, "Okay, okay." ”

"Since Erlang Shenjun has said so, it is better to be respectful than to obey his fate."

"Just stay one more night in the mortal world."

"However, the poor road has not eaten the fireworks in the world for 3,000 years, and this seaside barbecue, the poor road will not eat it."

"Besides, Poor Dao can't eat it if he wants to, because Poor Dao's body is not here."

Erlang Shen fixed his eyes and noticed that it turned out that Taishang Laojun appeared in front of them in the state of a primordial god, and he didn't even bring his physical body!

What's the situation?

"Taishang Laojun, where is your physical body?"

Taishang Laojun smiled bitterly and said: "The body of the poor Dao was originally placed in a small forest, but when I went back later, I found that the body was gone. ”

"So now the poor Dao has to find his body."

"Erlang Shenjun, when the sun rises tomorrow, Poor Dao will come to you again, I hope that you can go to heaven with me on time and strangle Liu Yifan."

"It can't be too late, if it's too late, something will happen to Heavenly Court!"

"Farewell!"

After speaking, Taishang Laojun disappeared in a flash, looking for his physical body.

Yang Jian carried the barbecue grill and waved his hand, "Taishang Laojun, see you tomorrow!" ”

Guo Shen walked over and said to Erlang God: "Big brother, are we really going to go with Taishang Laojun to help Jade Emperor Lao'er tomorrow?" ”

Yang Jian's eyes were cold, and he was no longer the same as before, wearing pants, stepping on slippers, and hanging up.

His breath became extremely cold, and the corners of his mouth curled up into a meaningful smile.

"My uncle, when he is in trouble, he will only think of me, peaceful and prosperous, just as if I don't exist."

"1,800 years have passed, and the way of the world has long changed, but I still stay at the mouth of the Guanjiang River."

"Now that Heavenly Court is in trouble, this is the only way to come and beg me."

"Hehe..."

Yang Jian's two words "hehe" are very meaningful.

Kang Anyu was stunned for a moment, "Big brother, is it possible that you want to disobey the Jade Emperor's dictation?" ”

Yang Jian said lightly: "This Divine Monarch will naturally not be stupid enough to disobey the Holy Decree of the Jade Emperor, but whether this Divine Monarch can beat Liu Yifan or not, this Divine Monarch has the final say." ”

"Tomorrow in the heavenly court, you all give me a hard performance, let's do our best, but we can't win."

"I'm not going to be like I was 1,800 years ago, stupidly subduing that monkey for my uncle and getting nothing in return."

When the six friends of Meishan heard Yang Jian's words, they all suddenly realized.

They don't have a good impression of the Jade Emperor, and they naturally understand the purpose of Erlang God.

At this time, Taishang Laojun was flying in the night sky, anxious to find his body.

"My Ri Ru Niang, if I let Poor Dao find out who stole my body, I will definitely let him go to the eighteenth layer of hell!"

Taishang Laojun burst into foul language.

He was so anxious, not because he was afraid that his body would be destroyed by others, his body, forged by the three flavors of true fire, was comparable to the body of a fighting Buddha, even if it was five thunders and nine days of fire, it would be unscathed.

What he was worried about was that he had several bottles of elixir that he had been refining for thousands of years!

If these elixirs are lost, then his thousand years of hard work will be wasted!

And at this time, Chenjiagang Crematorium.

Boss Lu, the person in charge of the crematorium, suddenly came to inspect the work at night.

He saw that there was an old man in a Taoist robe in the morgue, who looked like a fairy and a little extraordinary, so he asked the mortuary:

"Who is this deceased?"

The undertaker replied:

"It was brought over from the police station this morning, and the identity has not been confirmed, and the police station said that the body was placed here first, waiting for the family to claim it."

As soon as Boss Lu heard this, he immediately understood.

This is obviously to pit a sum of money on the family of the deceased. He had worked with the police station many times in this dead man's business, and he was already very familiar with it.

Then he had an idea and said, "Now you will push him to the cremation room and cremate him." ”

"Huh?" The mortuary was stunned, "But the police said..."

Boss Lu's face was displeased, and he said: "Do what I tell you to do, why are you beeping so much, what happened, I'll carry it!" ”

The mortuary had no choice but to push Taishang Laojun's body to be cremated.

Boss Lu, he has his own wishful thinking.

If only the corpse is placed here, it will only be a few thousand yuan for the family of the deceased at most.

But if he is cremated, then the mortuary fee plus the cost of makeup, cremation, coffin, urn, etc., hehehe...... It's not a matter of minutes to pit tens of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands?

As soon as he thought of this, Boss Lu laughed beautifully.

……

Tonight's last update, it's finally out, good night everyone

(End of chapter)