Chapter 17: Dormitory Meeting (Part II)
"Our Huaxia University, but the most famous university in China, is basically an elite in the school, and it is also a school rich in beauties, so every year after the new students enter the school, there will be people who list the major rankings, such as the school grass ranking, the rich ranking, the top ten sons and brothers list, etc., but the most eye-catching of them is the top ten beauty rankings, after all, other rankings are prone to errors, but beauty is universal. Givenchy smiled lewdly: "Besides, who doesn't love beautiful women, so every time this beauty list comes out, everyone is in the limelight." ”
The little fat man's saliva flowed out: "Although this monitoring can't be seen clearly, it can also be seen that this girl is so beautiful, but she can only rank seventh, so how beautiful should the first one be? ”
Givenchy shook his head: "Even if there is a slight difference in personal appreciation, it is basically more accurate." ”
The little fat man clenched his fists and said hard: "I must catch up with the number one on the leaderboard, I want to prove that I am the strongest man." ”
Fan Biao smiled: "I'm just afraid that people don't like to take care of children, so you should talk about it when you grow up in a few years." ”
Ma Han and the three of them laughed, this little fat man is indeed not only short in stature, but also has a baby face, and when he looks at it, he thinks he is a junior high school student.
The little fat man said angrily: "The ambition is not in height, besides, if you are really compared, maybe you are not as big as me." ”
"Yes, yes, we need to have a dorm room meeting and compare the sizes. Fan Biao said loudly.
Several people nodded in agreement and immediately reported their age, but the result was dumbfounded.
The little fat man laughed proudly: "It turns out that I am the boss, hahaha...... It turns out that you are all little brothers, and you are still crazy about me. ”
The little fat man shook his body, and respectfully hugged his fist to the south and saluted: "Thank you, Dad, thank you, Mom, thank you for making me out as soon as possible." ”
Givenchy's face darkened: "You can't lie, are you, you're still the oldest? You're twenty? I'll go out and say that you're fifteen, okay?"
Ma Han sighed: "Second brother, don't say that about the boss, I'm not more uncomfortable, I'm the youngest? It's just a month behind, and I'm not as good as Fan Biao." ”
Givenchy's face was even more ugly: "Don't call me the second child." ”
In terms of age, it turned out that the little fat man was the largest, Givenchy was the second, Fan Biao was the third, and Ma Han was the youngest.
The little fat man's proud tail was cocked: "Hurry up, call the big brother." ”
The three of them looked at each other, and suddenly stood up in unison, and bent down violently: "Hello boss!"
It looked exactly the same as the underworld meeting the eldest brother, and the little fat man was even more proud, so he nodded solemnly: "Well! Good job!"
A few people laughed a few words, and Fan Biao sighed: "That's the way to say, the number one on the list, I don't know what kind of beauty it is, can we catch up?"
The little fat man snorted coldly: "Our bedroom hides a dragon and a crouching tiger, and anyone dares to look down on us?"
Givenchy had a strange face: "I'm only afraid of the first beauty, you really can't catch up." ”
"You know something, come on!" the little fat man looked like a big brother at the moment.
"The beauty at the top of the list, named Ji Bingyan, is also a freshman, it is said that as soon as she entered the school, she defeated the original number one beauty and topped the list, so it is needless to say that her appearance is naturally needless to say, and she is versatile, but her personality is cold, and she treats men as nothing, but even so, the men who want to chase her are all over the school. Givenchy shook his head and sighed: "I advise you, it's better to choose another woman to chase, this is too difficult." ”
Ma Han smiled bitterly: "It's all people like you, who have led to some beautiful women being lifted to the sky, let's not talk about these things first, the third child, I was negligent in what you just said, and what common sense did you say, now you can say it." ”
The little fat man muttered: "Men, what do you like if you don't like women?"
Fan Biao slapped his head and coughed twice: "Okay, let me tell you some common-sense secrets, you should be careful not to spread them." ”
Givenchy pouted: "Common sense secrets? Third child, did you teach Chinese by a physical education teacher? Your notice from Huaxia University can't be fake." ”
Fan Biao said angrily: "If you don't listen, if you don't listen, you won't listen to pull down." ”
Ma Han glared at Givenchy and hurriedly said, "Listen, you say." ”
Fan Biao also pretended to be angry, and when he saw that the two of them were soft, he became serious, but at this moment he said solemnly: "I see that the fourth child is also a martial arts practitioner, so I will tell you, you listen carefully." ”
"In this world, there are still a lot of people who practice martial arts hard, what I said is not the fake tricks on the TV movies you watch, but real martial arts, if you want to understand it for convenience, you can also think of those martial arts in Jin Yong's novels, anyway, it's almost the same. Fan Biao said slowly.
Seeing that the three of them were silent, Fan Biao smiled proudly: "I know that you are not ordinary people, so I have no scruples about saying this to you." ”
Ma Han and the three looked at each other, still silent.
Fan Biao continued: "The martial arts world is divided into external kung fu and internal kung fu. Let's talk about foreign kung fu first, the so-called foreign kung fu, most of them rely on hard training of the body, enhance the strength and speed of the body, such as those sanda competitions, all kinds of martial arts competitions you see on weekdays, are all foreign kung fu, but those are just learned some skin, foreign kung fu hard practice for several years, we call it entry, after many years of hard practice, we call it Xiaocheng, hard training for decades, and the talent is good, when you reach the peak of foreign kung fu, we call it Dacheng. ”
"In other words, foreign kung fu is divided into entry, small success, and big success according to the strength of the skill, right?" Ma Han asked, seeing Fan Biao nodding, he couldn't help but complain: "Such a simple question, why are you so troublesome?"
Fan Biao talked about martial arts, but he was very upright, just nodded and said: "Then I'll put it simply, in terms of strength and weakness, the outer kung fu is naturally far inferior to the inner kung fu, and the peak of the outer kung fu is just a great success, but the inner kung fu is divided into beginners, small successes, big successes, masters, grandmasters, and finally a transformation realm, but I have only heard of this name." ”
"Outside kung fu, not enough, although the early power is also good, but there is no development potential, we say that the inner kung fu, the inner kung fu mainly depends on a breath, is the so-called internal practice of a breath, so when we practice, although it is not like the kind in the novel can not be disturbed in the slightest, but it is better to have a quieter environment, so as not to be in a breath, if you want to straighten it out, it will take months or even years, which is what ordinary people call going crazy. Fan Biao said cautiously: "Just like the fourth child just now, you are practicing there, if none of us knows, joking with you, pushing you down or pulling you up, etc., you may not be able to breathe well, resulting in a fork in the air, and then you want to straighten it out, but it will take a lot of energy." ”
"But according to my observation, you should all be fellow believers, so you should know about this?" Fan Biao asked in some surprise.