After being escorted to Chang'an City by a prisoner's car, I was carried to a prison with a car and a net.

Poor me was thrown in, and the gang didn't even remove the net from me. As a result, I had to lie on the stinking and damp prison floor, waiting.

"Miserable!" I lay on the ground and sighed.

"Yo~ Sure enough, you can speak human words!" At this time, a strange voice came from outside the fence gate.

"Who? Who's talking? Can you do it, help me, I'm too tightly tied! ”

Hearing someone talking, I quickly called for help.

"Huh! Is it tight? Then I'm relieved! I wanted to add you an iron chain! ”

"Huh! Don't be so ruthless! ”

"Huh! Where, where! How can you be ruthless! can destroy the Tongguan city gate, and can escape the round-up of thousands of troops! And you can control the legendary monsters! Hehe! Dealing with a capable person like Your Excellency, this is really not ruthless! ”

This strange voice was familiar, but what he said shocked me directly.

By the way, can you be me? Where am I so powerful! But being praised like this, I was a little fluttering: "It turns out that I am so powerful!" ”

The other party asked, "Yes!" Your Excellency is indeed so powerful! ”

After a pause in his voice, he resumed his serious tone and asked quickly: "What's your surname, what's your name, where are you from, where are you going, how many people are in the family, how many acres of land per capita, how many cows are in the field, let's talk about it!" ”

Forehead! Such a familiar passage immediately reminded me of some memories of the past, and then I subconsciously replied: "Is there any human evidence, physical evidence, or temporary residence permit!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the other party paused, and then asked, "Human and physical evidence?" Still have a temporary residence permit? That's all stuff! ”

Forehead! There's a bit of a skewer! But I wanted to laugh a little bit when I said that, and if it weren't for the fact that I was so tightly tied, I would have wanted to laugh for a while.

Probably didn't hear my answer, and the person outside the door was a little anxious. Then I heard the sound of iron chains, and then I felt a man walk directly behind me, step directly on my back, and ask, "Say! Your surname, your name! ”

This kick stepped directly on my back, and it hurt a little, and I thought that now that I was caught anyway, then I should do it!

"Huh! My surname is Li Hei, a native of Lijiazhuang, Lantian County. I'm the only one at home! There is a lot of land at home, but I really don't know how much! There are no cows in the house! There are only a few horses! ”

"Yo! It's all like this, and you dare to be poor! Well? Wait, you said your name is Li Hei? ”

"Yes! My name is Li Hei! ”

Then, the foot on my back moved away, and a man stepped directly over me and shone the lantern in his hand on my face.

However, I still had goggles and a mask and a hat on my face, so the other person didn't see my true face, but when the lantern and the other person's face reached together, I did see the other person's face. Some familiar guys!

"Ahh Brother Dugu! "I recognized it, and the person in front of me was the Dugu Mou who had given me a bunch of maids and Kunlun slaves after taking the special bowl for the microwave oven from me.

Hearing me call him Brother Dugu, and then carefully identifying my voice, the other party said in surprise: "Ah! Sure enough, it's a loser! ”

Forehead! Wait, the son of a loser? It seems that this is the first name he started calling! Forehead! Forget it, I can't take care of it now, let's talk about friendship first!

"Brother Dugu! Help the little brother! Can you help the younger brother loosen the tie first? This little brother of the fishnet bundle is really uncomfortable! ”

After Dugumou looked me up and down, he held back a smile and said, "Brother of the loser! It's not that the little brother won't help you! It's really too much of a commotion! Even the emperor was shocked! ”

As soon as these words came out, I was stunned: "Huh! No way! How could it alarm the emperor! ”

Dugu Mou looked at me and shook his head and said, "Forget it! Brother of a ruined family! Bear with me! Don't forget to ask someone again! Don't open your mouth yet! Little brother, I'll find a way to save you! ”

After speaking, Dugumou left directly, and there was another sound of chains. Silence is back in the prison!

"Huh! It's all alarmed the emperor, so will I lose my head! Now there is a punishment for beheading! I bowed my head in frustration and pondered.

"Huh! I forgot to let Dugumou help me release it first, even if it was just to let go of my left hand! I thought with some regret.

I don't know how long it was, but I was tied up in a net and thrown on the ground, after a long sleep in a daze. Finally, I heard the sound of chains again. Then, with the sound of footsteps, several figures stepped past me, walked up to me, and said to me, "Wake up! Wake up! ”

I opened my eyes in a daze, and found that Aunt Pei and Aunt Cui were in front of me, and Dugumou was behind these two people.

"Ah~ Aunt Pei! Aunt Cui! Help me! "When I saw someone I was familiar with, I was finally relieved. It seems that Dugumou is looking for them to help me!

At this time, Aunt Pei slapped me on the shoulder, and then said, "Stinky boy, your courage is really not small!" Ha ha! Not bad, not bad! The old lady loves it! ”

Aunt Cui also slapped her, but after Aunt Cui finished filming, she glanced at Aunt Pei and said, "It's still praised!" Aren't you afraid that he will poke out a bigger basket in the future? ”

"What are you afraid of! If you can poke the basket, you have to have the ability to do it! Look at your sons! In addition to drinking and fighting! Where can you do such a big thing, how relieved! Wowhaha! Aunt Pei replied to Aunt Cui with a roll of her eyes, and said with a laugh.

"Good! Good! I can't talk about you! Just get used to it! Anyway, this time it's yours to suffer! ”

"Hah! How do you count as a loss? I'm sure you'll be jealous of my vision in the future! Ha ha! ”

After Aunt Pei and Aunt Cui each slapped me, they began to talk to each other about things that I didn't understand at all. After the two of them had finished talking for a while, I quickly interjected and said, "That! Can you save me first! Let go of me first! ”

Dugu Mou was further behind, holding back a smile and said, "Brother Li! This one really doesn't work! You'd better bear with it! I'll let you go in a few days! ”

Forehead! It's going to be a few days! But my whole body is uncomfortable! And if it takes a few days, what will happen to my urine! I can't move at all now!

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a little anxious in my lower abdomen, uh! Sure enough, I can't think about it, when I think about the problem of urinating and urinating, I want to go to the toilet!

When I was in a hurry, Aunt Pei took out a piece of paper from her arms after taking a look at me, then took out a knife, freed my right hand, picked up my right hand, and directly scratched my thumb with the knife. Then I directly pressed my bleeding thumb to the piece of paper she took out, and after pressing a handprint on it, she nodded with satisfaction, looked at me and said, "Stinky boy, it's cheap for you!" Remember to be kind to the prize in the future! Save you and you'll be beaten! In the future, you have to follow her more and coax her well, and you will definitely not get hurt! ”

"Huh! Wait a minute? What do you mean? Why should you be good for awards? What does it mean to be obedient so that you don't get hurt? "I was frightened by Aunt Pei's actions and words.

Dugu Mou stretched out his head and said with a sly smile: "Brother Li Hei! Congratulations, little brother! When I look back, the little brother will send the congratulatory gift to the house as soon as possible! Congratulations! ”

Aunt Cui also said happily: "Stinky boy, it's cheap for you, such a good girl, alas! You're really lucky enough to have three lives! ”

Forehead! What do you mean! Why did you come out again to congratulate you? And what does it mean for Aunt Cui to sigh again after half a sentence.

"Huh! No way! At this moment, a thought popped into my mind.

"This! What kind of routine is this? ”