Chapter 46 61 accidentally got a cheap mouth
When I returned to the mall again, I returned to Datang after filling my stomach, and found that the original body and the one in the mall were really interconnected!
Obviously I was hungry all night, plus urinary urgency and fatigue. As a result, after I returned to the mall, I was convenient, eating, making massage chairs, and then crossing back to Datang after a full set, and immediately felt that the fatigue in my body had all recovered.
Returning to Datang again, I lay quietly on the ground, looking at the surrounding walls and the railing door in front of me.
"Hmmm! It's the first time I've been in jail! I didn't expect to be imprisoned in Datang. ”
Looking at the straw all over the floor, I looked up and saw that there were no windows on three walls, the only one was not the direction of the wall, all of them were wooden fences with thick bowls and wooden doors, and the iron chains on the wooden doors.
"Huh! It's so easy here! All that is empty is the straw on the ground! Then should I try to get out of prison? I reached out and scratched the back of my head and said boredly.
However, I'm just talking about getting out of prison or something, after all, Dugumou just now told me that the Cheng family wants to keep me, and if I get out of prison now, it will definitely bring disaster to the Cheng family.
"Alas! Forget it, let's bear with it! "I decided to give up thinking and completely resign myself to fate, after all, I can't hurt the kindness of others!
Lying on the ground with nothing to do, I began to think about what to do with it! Before I could figure it out, I heard another sound of footsteps. Immediately after, several people wearing crimson official robes walked in one by one, and the one who took the lead directly opened the cell door, bowed and bowed, and let the people behind walk in.
Then a voice that was neither yin nor yang came from the only person in the middle wearing a conical hat in civilian clothes: "You are Li Hei!" Are you guilty? ”
I said this directly, who is this person! Why is it so horizontal! Come up and ask for sin? Then I suddenly remembered what Dugumou finally told me: "Don't say anything!" ”
"Hmmm! I don't open my mouth, I just don't say anything if anyone asks! Then you won't be leaking! After thinking about it in my heart, I made up my mind that I wouldn't open my mouth without asking, and just shut up and pretended to be stupid.
Seeing that I was silent, the man then asked, "What! Dumb? Hehe! Boy, you're not a little daring! Do you want to rebel? ”
Forehead! Rebel? That seems like a great sin! And now it's during Li Shimin's administration! Whoever rebels is not looking for death!
I continued to shut up, pretending not to hear.
The man didn't even look at him when he saw me, as if he was in a hurry, and said to the people around him, "Go!" Grab a few sets of torture instruments! I want to see how hard this kid's mouth is! ”
"I'll go, who is this! Do you have a grudge against me? For Mao, I want to get the torture instrument directly! Do you want to bend into a trick? Forehead! What to do! "I heard that the other party was going to take my brother's torture instrument! I'm a little anxious, my current weak body with thin arms and legs, it must be impossible to endure the torture! What to do! Do you want to run for your life? You can't sit still!
At this time, a few more people on the opposite side opened the door and went out, and it seemed that they had really gone to get the torture tools.
Seeing this, I could only hold the mark on my chest with my left hand and venture back to the mall to figure out a way. But fortunately, when I crossed back and forth just now, my left hand was always stretched out in my arms, as long as I moved my hand casually, the movement was very small and I could press the imprint, and the province was seen by people outside. So I crossed back into the mall, and people outside could only see that I was closing my eyes, and at most they could hear my snoring.
But I can't take care of it now. After crossing back to the mall, I ran to the security room in the underground parking lot. The only tools I can think of for self-protection now are the electric batons in the security room, although there is also an electric baton called the 'Electric Light Poison Dragon Drill' that is tied to the trekking poles. He was still on my back, but I really didn't have the confidence to pull him out because the nets were so tightly wrapped.
After coming to the security room, I unplugged all the electric batons from the charging sockets and put them on the table in turn, so that I was relieved, and I could faintly hear Datang's voice, which was not yin or yang, questioning me, so I was a little relieved. Just as I was about to cross back, I suddenly remembered my backpack. I hurriedly ran to the front of the small women's car with the headlights broken, opened the door and took out the backpack, and opened it to see: "Hehe! Luck! And 10 big firecrackers! Hey! This can be relieved, but it really doesn't work, I'll give you a big one! ”
I grabbed my backpack and walked to the security room, where I put the firecrackers on the table and set them up. But to be on the safe side, I put the firecracker sheet on top of a different table. In addition, I picked up the cigar and lit it directly, and put it in the ashtray in the security room, so that when I had to use firecrackers, there was no place to light the fire.
After all this is done, I can be considered completely relieved. Then he patted the mark on his chest with his bare hands and returned to the prison again.
The person in front of me, who was constantly questioning me, saw me open his eyes and said, "Boy, you are not a little daring! The miscellaneous family is questioning, and you can still fall asleep and snoring unscrupulously! Hehe! What a good boy! ”
I'll go! He calls himself a 'miscellaneous family', and he doesn't speak yin or yang, this thing can't be a eunuch!
At this time, the person who claimed to be a miscellaneous family directly reached out and took a package handed over by the two people behind him, and threw the package directly in front of me. Then he said: "Good boy, the miscellaneous family wants to see how many tests you can withstand!" ”
The package was thrown in front of me, and after a clanging sound of metal, the package was directly broken open, revealing various small objects inside.
"Hehe, good boy, I'll explain these gadgets to you! It's an eye-opener for you! ”
I looked at the burden on the ground, was a little stunned, and said to myself, "What are these things!" It's black and dirty! Before I could take a closer look, the self-proclaimed miscellaneous man squatted down and picked up the black gadgets in his baggage, and began to explain them to me in detail.
"This gadget is called a bamboo book jacket, but it's a good toy! First fix your hands, and then the miscellaneous family will personally put on this lovely bamboo book jacket for you, and then the miscellaneous family will order someone to gently pull it to ensure that you turn it directly over! And after taking off the bamboo jacket, I guarantee that there will be no traces on your body! ”
Forehead! It's disgusting, isn't it? I mean his tone, but it's also a punishment? Isn't it the Ten Great Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty? Forehead! Wait, by the way, it's only the Tang Dynasty now!
I subconsciously replied, "I'll go!" Just clip the body! That's better than a stick! This thing is big and heavy, how can it be convenient to clamp a stick! ”
"Clamps? What is that? ”
"It's old-fashioned! I don't even know the stick, it's just to shrink your thing, only the small sticks in the middle, and then the reason is the same, but you don't need to clamp the body, just clamp your fingers! That way, it's much easier, more effective than your! ”
After saying that, I remembered that these people in front of me were going to punish me! How can I be so cheap as to give them ideas!