670 From square dancing to military boxing
But when I saw that the people who were drinking in this pavilion were all the bigwigs of the court, I knew that I couldn't even protest! All of them are people they can't afford to mess with.
And I've seen most of them. Including the last time I ate meat and bathed together outside Hangu Pass, there are also a few generals I have seen on the grassland battlefield. Including the old man Tang Jian, who I don't like to see, was also present! Could it be that he is also a bigwig of the imperial court?
"Huh! I offended him. You won't give me shoes! I muttered silently.
When I was secretly looking at the identity of the people here, His Majesty the Emperor put down the 'blue piece of meat' in his hand and said to me amiably: "Xiao Li Hei! Don't be stunned, come up quickly! ”
"Huh? This, Weichen doesn't dare! "I saw that the emperor actually let me go up? I thought it was for me to have a feast together! That's why I say that. That one is all court bigwigs! Where do I dare to go up?
But as soon as I finished saying this, I heard Cheng Yanjin on the side laugh, and then said, "Haha! Stinky boy, who let you get on the table? Your Majesty is asking you to hurry up and get wine and food again! Don't you see that we all eat on the table? Hahaha! What a silly boy! ”
After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking to me, he turned his head and kicked a black-faced man next to him, and then said loudly to him: "Hey! Lao Hei, what do you think of my stupid son-in-law! It's not funny! Hahaha! ”
I've seen the black-faced man next to me! It is Yu Chi Zhenjin's own grandfather Yu Chi Jingde! After this guy was kicked by Cheng Yanjin, he turned his head and slapped Cheng Yanjin's back, and I could hear a loud noise in the distance~ These guys are too heavy!
"Phew! What's your stupid son-in-law? My old black also sent my good little granddaughter over! You wait, maybe when this stinky boy will become my grandson-in-law! Haha, when the time comes, you kid will have to lose a generation...... Wowhaha! ”
After listening to their words, I broke out in a cold sweat! Although I just misunderstood what the emperor meant, Cheng Cheng Biting Jin obviously said such a sentence to help me relieve the siege. But what does this Wei Chi Jingde mean? I do remember that he once took the initiative to mention it. But when I thought about it, Yu Chi Zhenjin was even more sturdy, and he still held a dead Fang Tian painting halberd every day, I really came out in a cold sweat! I can't afford to provoke that girl!
Moreover, didn't they help form the Women's Army in the past? Why did it get involved with Xu Pei again?
But it's better to get this topic off the hook, after all, I'm not that stupid!
In order to divert the topic, I quickly ran to the two cooks who were still cooking in the small pot and spoon on the side, and then after taking a look at the ingredients in front of them, I quickly asked the mandarin man to help and took out a bunch of meat and various vegetables from the mall. It is mainly based on vegetables that have been grown in the greenhouse of the Imperial Garden. Then he began to point out the small pot and the small spoon, and began to stir-fry a few new dishes with these freshly taken vegetables.
I haven't seen the pot and spoon for so long, and I found that the two of them have trained their cooking skills far beyond my level in the back kitchen of the West Market Restaurant. It's just that I don't know why, after these two girls have mastered the basic operation of frying and frying and the use of various kitchen utensils, they haven't even studied an innovative dish. I took a look and realized that these two girls were very proficient in stir-frying, spooning, salting, and seasoning, and even far exceeded my level. But that's it, they're just repeating the recipe I made casually last night. The others are the same old dishes I used to call them...... That's not going to work! After all, I am not a professional chef, although I have eaten a lot of dishes because of my appetite in later life, and I know how to prepare many dishes. But another purpose of my cultivation of small pots and spoons is to let them develop new dishes by themselves after practicing more in the back kitchen of the restaurant! There are also a lot of delicacies that I have eaten in later life, and most of them I only know the taste and general ingredients, although there are also many recipes in the library counter of the mall. However, many exquisite dishes are not made by reading the recipes!
I'm still waiting for these two girls to be proficient in cooking, and when I am hungry in the future, I can help study those delicacies!
Seeing that the two girls weren't working hard enough, I started to think astray again.
After quickly instructing them to make some mashed potatoes with chicken sauce, tomato brisket, and the famous large plate of chicken, I asked the eunuch who passed the vegetables and tested the poison to bring them a few newly made dishes, as well as the new wine I had just brought out.
Without even thinking about it, I knew that His Majesty the Emperor and those court bigwigs would definitely be shocked by these new delicious dishes. Therefore, the importance of potatoes will definitely be deepened~ Delicious, high-yielding, and can fill my stomach, I have to live up to my new title...... "Perhaps, when His Majesty the Emperor eats beautifully, he can reward me with more gold!" "I'm looking forward to it.
But looking at the appearance of those court bigwigs one by one, I suddenly couldn't understand it~ It's not that the ancient people paid the most attention to the rules, especially when they were with the royal family, all kinds of troublesome etiquette should be one after another! But I saw the gang of court bigwigs in front of me, but when they were eating and drinking too much, they were all undressed and undressed, revealing a strong body of tendon meat, and Cheng Biting Jin took the lead and stepped on the wine table, pulling others to fight for wine together, and even His Majesty the Emperor mixed in the big bowl of wine and eating meat...... When I passed by the 'crockpot village', it seemed that the bandits inside were not so heroic! Why are they more like a bunch of tough bandits?
After seeing such a scene, I wanted to hang a flag of a bandit's den on the top of the pavilion where they were drinking, plus a plaque with the words 'Juyitang'......
"I heard that Lao Cheng was born as a bandit in Wagangzhai~ Eh! That Li Tao seems to be too? Other people~ Maybe there are real bandits from there! But I remember this Li Shimin, he is not a bandit! But how does this guy look more like a bandit than Lao Cheng now! ”
I muttered in shock.
What's even more outrageous is that after these bigwigs drank too much, they were led by His Majesty the Emperor, and they danced together in the open space in front of the pavilion that was running together, and they danced like a square dance! I was scared!
What's going on? If you drink too much, you can't go crazy like this! Why are they all square dancing?
"Eh~ Then should I put a 'drunken butterfly' on them to help them have fun?" I sat on the ground in fright, and I couldn't help but take out my mobile phone and said.
But after hesitating for a while, I thought it would be better to secretly shoot it and open the eyes of my maids...... Sing? Forget it, this 'empty ear master' in the province will listen to the errand again, and other moths will come out. Last time, it was Li Shimin, the empty-eared master, who heard 'Beijing welcomes you' as 'Bai Yujing welcomes you'......
It's just that I saw that the girl jumped up together, I quickly waved her over, and then looked at the award that was drunk and drunk, I really couldn't control her! Forget it, let's let it go!
What's even more outrageous is that I watched these most powerful people in the Tang Dynasty after a drunken square dance for a long time, and a bunch of eunuchs carried a large number of musical instruments from the depths of the imperial garden. Looks like they still want to accompany these people?
After listening to the introduction of the stupid small pot and spoon behind me, I realized that the musical instruments that were carried over were gonghou, guzheng, guqin, pipa and several large drums...... Wait a minute? What about that little 'gong' that looks like a chime, and there are a lot of musical instruments I've never seen before!
Is this going to play classical music to accompany and dance?
While he was wondering, he saw that His Majesty the Emperor who was drunk actually went down in person, walked to a big drum, and began to beat it...... Not to mention, the sound of these drums is really a bit like the drums on the battlefield~ Wait a minute? Drums? Aren't they square dancing? Could it be that after jumping enough, they still have to 'catch and fight' each other for a while? When I was in the barracks, I saw many soldiers beating each other with their bare hands when they were full and resting. Although they don't kill each other, those people will also beat each other's nose and face are swollen, and they still regard this matter as a pastime...... Now that the drums of war have sounded, will these most powerful people in the Tang Dynasty fight each other like this?
Fortunately, the scene I was worried about did not appear, after a burst of war drums, the palace maids and eunuchs who came with musical instruments also used various musical instruments to match, and then a majestic and powerful sound with the iron horse Jingo, with the war drums played a fierce collision sonorous sound.
"I'll go! This song is also ~ too hot-blooded! "I can't help but think of the scene of watching the battle of 10,000 people on the grassland.
And those court bigwigs also began to follow the drumbeat in this music and began to writhe all over~ That scene directly evolved from the square dance uncles and aunts to a bunch of predators training and fighting~ Hurry up There is a kind of transformation from square dancing to military boxing...... I hurry up, if these people have weapons in their hands, they seem to look even better!
"This is 'King Qin's Breaking Array Music'! I knew they would come to this set when they drank too much......"
I was shocked by the scene in front of me when I heard a female voice coming from behind me, startling me who was watching intently.
As soon as I turned around, I saw that it was Her Royal Highness Li Liqing, the most noble eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty, who appeared behind me with her maid and female officer Xiaocao. It seems that this guy was attracted by the lively scene in front of him!
Oh, not to mention other musical instruments, just say that His Majesty the Emperor personally beat that big drum, that is a real war drum! This is the kind of sound that can be heard on most of the battlefield...... It's a relatively quiet garden, so that's why it attracts everyone else!
It's just that Xiao Li's tone seems to be a little bad, doesn't she feel the grandeur of the performance in front of her?
"This~ Xiao Liqian? Don't you think this song is good? I asked hesitantly.
"Yes! My dad will come to such a scene every time he drinks too much, that is, his old guys give him face, otherwise ~ cut, anyway, I'm tired of hearing it. You don't know! They're going to have it almost a few days later! Annoying one! Xiao Lizhi said with a complaining expression.
“……! Forehead! All right! ”
It turns out that this meeting will appear every few days? No wonder Xiao Lizhi is upset! Although this song is really magnificent, if you listen to it every day, at least this song is really loud and noisy...... I guess it was the first time I heard it. The thought of listening to it every few days makes it really noisy......
After expressing my understanding of Xiao Lizhen's feelings, I also found that there were still many people in the imperial garden who were leaving into the distance~ After Xiao Lizhi saw me notice the departure of other people, she explained to me: "Those are my father's concubines, we were just wandering around in this garden, but when we heard that it started to quarrel again, we had to hide." I just want to rest quietly in the afternoon! ”
Listening to her say this, I knew why Xiao Lizhi appeared at this time!
But soon Xiao Lizhi shifted her attention from this 'performance' that she disliked, to a few plates of leftover dishes in the gazebo in front of her. Although those are leftovers. But whether it's a large plate of chicken or the mashed potatoes, the leftovers of these dishes also made Xiao Lizhi realize that she hadn't eaten them! Glancing back at the small pot and spoon and me beside her, she began to be greedy, and then asked, "Hey! What's that? New dishes? I don't think you've ever done it for us before! ”
"Huh? Oh, you said that big plate of chicken! I think you don't seem to like chicken very much! Are you hungry, it's okay, there are still materials here, let the small pot make you a copy too! I glanced at the food in the gazebo that Xiao Lizhi was pointing to, and then said to her.
What a deal! Anyway, the small pot and spoon are present, and if you want to eat, let them make it. But Xiao Li's words also reminded me, it seems that I really haven't made these dishes for my maids! It seems that when we go back, I will do the same for the maids!
As a result, Xiao Lizhi listened to my words, nodded first and then said: "Okay, but these good dishes can't be made for me alone, then~ You can help make ten servings!" Then I'll send someone to take it away. My younger siblings haven't eaten the food you brought yet! Oh yes! And those sweet juices, also prepare some for me~ Don't worry! I won't eat you for nothing, I'll let my younger brothers and sisters pay the bill when the time comes! ”