671 educates bear children
I didn't expect Xiao Lizhi to ask me for food and drink, in order to entertain her younger brothers and sisters! Although I was a little upset when I thought that the little fat prince Li Tai was also one of her younger brothers. But Xiao Lizhi is usually really nice to me and my maids! Everyone is a good friend, so you can't refute her face. In addition, the younger brothers and sisters she said are all princesses and princes of the dynasty! Come to think of it, I'd better not offend them easily.
In addition, Xiao Lizhi actually said that she wanted them to pay the bill after eating? Maybe it's also a lucrative errand!
So I quickly agreed, while arranging for a small pot and spoon to be re-prepared for ten people. On the one hand, I also arranged for Mandarin to help and took out a lot of fruit juice drinks from the mall...... But as soon as I thought that there was Li Tai among those people, I couldn't help but play a prank again. Jean Yuan also took a lot of pre-mixed cocktails that had no alcohol smell at all and mixed them into a cart of juice, and then handed them to Her Royal Highness the eldest princess. After looking at the various dishes with satisfaction, she didn't count the juice of the trailer, so she asked me for two bottles of red wine alone, and then left with Xiaocao. As for the vegetables and juices, they were all taken away by the eunuchs and palace maids who came out of nowhere......
I made a bunch of delicacies here, and took out extra snacks to send Xiao Lizhi away. When I looked up, I saw that the most powerful group of bigwigs in the imperial court were already drunk...... I was completely confused! What kind of behavior is this? Apparently he summoned me by will to come and 'offer bread.'" But I'm all set, and no one asks me about this stubble when I come here? Just asked me for liquor and continued their feast? And after drinking too much, there was another cabaret show?
Why are they so bad at drinking! Didn't you say that after Cheng Yanjin brought the wine over last night, they drank it until now? How do you convert my new wine and get drunk all of it? Is a whole day of wine banquet as good as the one I just gave?
Seeing that these bigwigs are staggering and beginning to fall asleep, I also saw His Majesty Li Shimin, the most noble boss in the Tang Dynasty, who also looked drowsy, but now there are many eunuchs and palace maids who have come over, as if they are ready to help His Majesty away?
But what can I do! Just standing like that?
The result was really like this, after His Majesty the Emperor was taken away, followed by a bunch of people dressed as guards, and the rest of the court bigwigs were carried down one by one~ These people were carried away instead of supported. It's just that why do these guards seem so skilled in their actions? In particular, their faces showed a steady look that was not shocked. Could it be that this kind of 'frightening scene' has happened so often before?
I suddenly had deep doubts about the level of etiquette of people in this era. Didn't you say that the ancients paid the most attention to etiquette? Especially those related to the royal family~ But the scene in front of me really makes me feel the existence of any etiquette!
I just stayed in front of the two cooks who were also dumbfounded, watching the scene after everyone in the pavilion was taken away, we really didn't know what to do? I want to leave! No matter how you say it, this is also the Imperial Garden, or the Imperial Palace! Even if I don't have common sense, I know that I will definitely be convicted of wandering......
And the people here seem to have completely forgotten us, watching the people keep coming to clean up the mess in the pavilion in front of me, I also deliberately called a eunuch to ask, but the other party seemed to be frightened, no matter how I opened my mouth, the other party was pretending to be dumb and silent, and after stopping people, they would kneel directly and beg for mercy~ But they just didn't say a word!
I really had no choice but to watch as these people cleaned up all the leftovers in the pavilion, and even the kitchenware in front of us. I was left with the three of us standing stupidly and didn't dare to move~ It's not stupid to stand, at least when I just took three small ponies from the pavilion, no one stopped me, so I and the three of us were sitting here in a daze......
Seeing that the sun is about to go down, we don't know what to do. Has everyone forgotten about us? But when I got up and tried to take a turn, I found that if I walked out of this pavilion within a dozen meters, the guards guarding the door not far away would turn their attention, and I also noticed that when the guards looked at me, they would unconsciously touch their hands to the long knife they were carrying...... This guy won't wait for me to take a few more steps before he will draw a knife at me!
So my range of activities is controlled around the pavilion in the Imperial Garden, and fortunately, there are two girls with a small pot and spoon that I haven't seen for a long time, otherwise I will definitely die of depression!
"What is this called! I still have a lot of things to do, and now I'm stuck here? I said helplessly.
And I just realized that the girl who just joined in the fun and went to dance didn't know when she disappeared~ Could it be that she was also mixed in that pile of drunk bosses just now and was carried away by the guards? This girl is too unrighteous! Don't even say a word to me when you leave......
We just sat there until the sun went down, and no one came to tell me what to do.
However, the two girls of the small pot and the small spoon told me a lot about what happened there when they were cooks in the restaurant in the West Market...... It turned out that when the restaurant was making money and making a fortune, it also caused a lot of troublemakers, but after those people were beaten up by Wuhou who patrolled the street, many people were directly dragged to the yamen and locked up! Later, I learned that this restaurant was not only "covered" by the Cheng family, but also that the inscription on the plaque of the restaurant 'Lingyun Pavilion' was also the court boss Li Xiaogong, and there was also gossip that Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty would often come here, so he completely stopped the people who came to make trouble and wanted to take advantage......
And after these things and rumors, the business of the restaurant directly became more prosperous. Moreover, the Cheng family also deliberately opened a new branch in the 'Changle Fang', which is closest to Daming Palace. In the entire Chang'an City, there are now three Lingyun Pavilion restaurants opening at the same time, and each of them is making a lot of money......
Later, the Cheng family also planned to open branches in other cities, and now they have sent more than 20 apprentices in the name of helping the chef to Xiaoguo Xiaospoon's subordinates, just to learn the cooking skills of Xiaoguo Xiaospoon......
After listening to the words of the small pot and spoon, I have no objection to the Cheng family opening more new branches. Compared with the speed of making money in my eyes, although it seems to be extremely popular, the profit is far from catching up with other businesses, not to mention the 'glass bottle' business that the Cheng family and I cooperated...... It's just that in order to avoid trouble, the glass business still has to 'hug' the point, and it can't be completely let go to make money. In addition, I have long owed the favor of the boss of the Cheng family, so I am ready to wholeheartedly support the Cheng family to open a branch in the business of this restaurant. Anyway, the key to this restaurant is MSG, chicken essence, and those drinks taken out of the mall. As for the technology of stir-frying~ That thing has no technical content at all, after all, even I don't know those high-end dishes that really need technology, so I teach small pots and spoons, that is, some dishes with no technical content!
That's fine, after the small pot and spoon have also cultivated a large number of apprentices and grandchildren, if a genius comes out of it, maybe I can eat the high-end dishes I have dreamed of for a long time in advance! There are so many dishes that I have eaten in later generations, even if I have a recipe in my hand, I can't make it! Not to mention the delicacies that don't even have recipes. I now want to have an authentic 'roast duck' with a variety of famous snacks. I can't even eat authentic stinky tofu, and now that I mention it, I'm starting to drool. After all, there are only bottled ones and roast duck with different tastes in the mall......
I digress and ...... Lagerstroemia
After telling Xiao Guo Xiao Spoon to let them go to the apprentice sent by the tutorial family casually, I also decided to go back and prepare more chicken essence MSG and various seasonings in the restaurant, so that if I support the Cheng family to open the restaurant all over Datang without limit, then they will definitely be grateful to me.
And I'm also ready to 'touch' a new deal in Chang'an City! It's better to be the more lofty kind, the kind that only charges gold and no copper coins for trading!
Because it was dark and this was the Imperial Garden, although Xiao Guo Xiaospoon and I were hungry, we didn't dare to take out the stove to cook a meal again. So you have to fill your stomach with bread and sausages first.
While we were chatting and eating, suddenly someone snatched the bread from behind. And I was choked by the smell of wine from the man who snatched my bread behind me...... Who is this? Drunken ~ Won't it be that some big guy has run back again?
Thinking of this, I didn't dare to resist easily, so I could only smile and turn my head, wanting to see who this 'big guy' was, whether he was an acquaintance, and whether there was a chance to bring us out of this embarrassing and forgotten situation in front of us.
But I looked back with a smile, only to find that behind me was a little girl who was a little bigger than 'Xiao Mei Niang', exuding a smell of alcohol, grabbing the bread and sausages that had been snatched from my hand, and stuffing them into my little mouth with all her might, while drunkenly pointing at me 'Fragmented' and not knowing what to say...... Could it be because she blocked her mouth with bread and wanted to talk while eating?
It's just ~ whose bear child is this! So much to get her drunk? Aren't you afraid of drinking her stupid? That's what it looks like to be seven or eight years old! Is the wine accessible to children of this age? What a bad effect it will have on her cerebellum when she drinks it like this! This adult has no common sense at all......
Seeing me looking at her in a daze, this little girl was immediately angry! Then I saw that the other party directly pulled the bread that had bitten several pieces out of his mouth, threw it in front of me, and then pointed at me and shouted: "Wowo ~ wet you ~ feet you cloth and smoke ~ wowo ......"
It seems that this bear child is not only drunk with alcohol all over his body, but even his tongue is not smooth! How much did she really drink?
But at this time, when I felt that I had been 'abandoned' here and forgotten and was full of anger, I encountered the bear child 'provoking' me again! Not only did it rob me of my dinner, but it also dared to point at my nose and say 'wet me'? How can I hold back my anger!
So after I saw that there was no one else around, I pulled this little girl by the neck and collar, and put it directly on my knee sitting on the pony, and then waved my hand according to the other party's little pp and whipped it.
While fighting back, he said, "Where did the bear child come from?" Tell you not to learn well, let you steal wine and drink at a young age, and tell you ~ dare to provoke me, I will beat ......"
Completely ignoring the little girl's shouting, she just whipped it over.
In other words, I just found out now that what a relieving behavior it is to whip the bear child's little PP~ Although this little girl just shouted and screamed but didn't cry, this made me a little unhappy~ To declare, I'm not a pervert, I'm just a bully~ Ahh It's a lesson~ Eh, it's time to educate children, how can you not beat each other~ cough! It's education to cry out loud! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a wasted education? If you don't give the other party a 'profound' lesson, what if the other party makes another mistake in the future?
You're going to have to cry once......
That's how I whipped ~ cough cough, after educating the other party for five or six minutes, I found that my hands were a little red, so I put this bear child down, and then changed to 'language' to educate the other party.
And because the other party is a little girl, I still take care of the other party's face, so I went to pump her pp ~ cough cough through the other party's pants to educate the other party.
It's just that in this case, I found that my hand also hurt, and my physique is too bad, I didn't cry to the other party, but I couldn't do it because of the pain in my hand. And the bear kid was still drunk, staring at me viciously and yelling at me. So I can't travel back to the mall in front of her to use the time travel to recover my physical condition......
It's just that this kid is too skinny! After putting her down, the little girl not only didn't run away, but continued to provoke me, and continued to scold with her 'mouth' that was very unsmooth because she drank too much~ At first glance, she is a little shrew!
If it weren't for the pain in her hands, I would have had to give her a slap to relieve my anger!
At this time, the small pot and spoon behind me suddenly pulled me, and when I looked back, I found that the two little girls were trembling all over their bodies and said to me: "Young master, how can you do it!" Have you ~ forgotten where this is? ”
"Huh? Where is this? Isn't it the Imperial Garden? What's wrong? "I had a vague feeling that something was wrong. But I still haven't thought about it......