Chapter 89 106 See Cheng Biting Gold Again
"Hey, hey! Greetings to the princess's family? was also caught by her father! You say how unlucky these two are! I gloated and lay on the ground, turned my head to kneel next to me, but found that I was lying on the ground and could be more inconspicuous.
When she heard my words, she gave me a roll of her eyes, and then she curled up even more, and it seemed that she wanted to shrink herself into a ball. But what the hell is she hiding?
I climbed a few steps to the prize, and then reached out and grabbed the prize's hand, and found that the prize's hand was not cold, I guess she was not afraid of anything! Then, as soon as I was about to say a few words of comfort, I felt like I had been kicked in the ass, and although it wasn't very strong, I could feel that the kick was indeed intentional.
"Huh! Who is it! Why are there black feet behind your back at this time! I muttered a word, and was ready to turn around to see who it was.
But before I could turn my head, I was lifted by the collar by the neck.
"Huh! What a familiar feeling! "I turned my head to see that it was an acquaintance!
"Huh! Aunt Pei? Ah, Aunt Pei is good! How did you get here! ”
When I turned around, I found that it was her mother, Aunt Pei, who picked me up. Then I hurriedly said hello with a smile on my face. However, from the corner of my eye, I saw that the award was about to crawl away, and I knew that Aunt Pei was going to deal with it, maybe it was not me, but the award.
As soon as I thought of this, I saw Aunt Pei bending down and stretching out her hand again, and lifted the award as well, carrying her neck collar the same. Then he carried me in one hand and the award in the other and said, "Ha! Good boy, good apprentice! It's not a small daring! Even the princess dared to abduct her! ”
After finishing speaking, Aunt Pei saw me and the award award with a look of recognition, and said with a smile: "Haha! What are you two afraid of! I'm complimenting you! It's true. ”
Forehead! Aunt Pei's words are still so unreliable! But it doesn't look like you're going to blame us! That's when I was relieved.
At this moment, another heroic laughter came from behind, followed by a sound of wind directly hitting the back of my head, and then I was slapped on the back of the head.
"Haha! Good boy, oh yes! Boy, it's time to call you good son-in-law! Ha ha! Not bad! Quick, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a bottle of good wine, these days, Lao Tzu's mouth is about to fade out of the bird! ”
What a familiar sound! I looked back and saw that Cheng Yanjin was rubbing his hands and looking at me.
"Huh! Uncle Cheng? You're back? "I remember that he went directly to the grassland battlefield since the beginning of the war! I went out with the award this time, and I was going to look for him on the battlefield! But how did we meet here?
Aunt Pei directly put me and the award down, and then replied for Cheng Yanjin: "He only came back once because of official business, but I heard that you and the award abducted the princess, so he chased after us together!" ”
At this time, after I heard the shouting "Excuse me from courtesy", the people who were kneeling around got up and were also separated by the emperor's guards. And I and the award were also pulled by Aunt Pei and Cheng Yanjin, left here, and walked back to the car directly.
Cheng Yanjin said: "Haha! Good son-in-law, quickly bring out a bottle of the kind of liquor from last time for Lao Cheng, after leaving Chang'an this time, Lao Tzu has never drunk normal wine, and the ones seized on the grassland recently are all rancid and angry horse ** wine, I really don't know how these grassland men drank such a bad smelling wine! ”
Hearing Cheng Yanjin's words, I had no choice but to reply and say: "That~ Uncle Cheng, the kind I gave you last time is also a strong liquor brewed on the grassland!" I didn't notice that you couldn't get used to drinking? ”
Cheng Biting Jin slapped me again and said, "What do you know! The grassland is big, but this time Lao Tzu was unlucky to attack the place. Besides, I've heard that what you kid took out is all fairy wine! How! Don't you want to take it out yet? ”
"Huh! How dare you, boy! Wait, I'll get it for you! ”
was intimidated by Cheng Biting Jin, and I couldn't bother to hide it anymore, anyway, I haven't bothered to hide it recently, and I have been lazy to deceive Cheng Biting Jin and his wife.
As soon as I got back to the car, I just looked for a place to sit down and turned my back, patted the mark on my chest, and crossed back to the mall.
As for why I turned my back, I just didn't want people to see me leaking my breast.
After I got a bottle of stuffed donkey, I deliberately grabbed a bottle of wine and a few bottles of pre-mixed cocktails. The wine must be filial to Aunt Pei, how can she say that she is also my mother-in-law! It's a good thing to pat yourself on the back, and the cocktails are for me and the prize so that we can have a few drinks with the two of us. If you drink it all white, I'm really afraid of being poured down by Lao Cheng! I know the Cheng family's drinking, it's too scary.
After I crossed back to the car with the wine again, Cheng Biting Jin snatched the stuffy donkey from my hand, unscrewed the cap directly, and drank it from the wine bottle 'ton~ton~ton~'.
"Huh! This thing blows on the bottle too? Sure enough, it's a cow! "I was just surprised, and Aunt Pei also snatched the red wine from my hand, but this red wine is not so easy to open. I had to turn around and find the bottle opener from the drawer in the car, which was considered to be the relief of Aunt Pei, who kneaded back and forth on the bottle cap. The sawdust cork was about to be detained by Aunt Pei! She's not afraid of fingernail pain!
After watching Aunt Pei also blow on the bottle, I quickly asked the big tree and the small tree to help, and cut a few plates of cooked meat in the pot and handed it over.
Cheng Yanjin put down the wine bottle, and directly pinched a few slices of pig's head meat, then threw them directly into his mouth, and said while chewing: "Hmm! That's a good idea! Not bad, not bad, I can't eat the fishy smell of cheap meat at all! After watching Cheng Bitingjin's black hand directly pinching the meat slices and stuffing them into his mouth, I was afraid that he would get sick from this, and, most importantly, after I found out, he even wanted to rub the oil on his fingers directly on the quilt on my bed, I quickly shouted to stop, and then took a basin of warm water from the water storage bucket in the bathroom, and then took the soap inside, and brought it directly to Cheng Biting Jin and said, "Uncle Cheng!" You'd better wash your hands, or you'll have diarrhea! ”
After Cheng Yanjin saw me bring the basin to him, he reached out and looked at his hand with black mud and said, "Okay, okay!" I didn't expect you to have a lot of things, I can't wash it! That way, you won't have diarrhea! ”
After waiting for Cheng Yanjin to wash his hands, I sighed depressedly after watching him directly dry his wet hands with the futon on my bed: "Alas! Still haven't dodged! Woe to this bedding again! Having said that, it seems that the bedding on the bed seems to change every day since I got on the bus! Forehead! It turns out that the bedding in this trip is so easy to be harmed! ”
After I finished serving Aunt Pei and washing my hands, I accompanied Cheng Yanjin and his wife to eat and drink together.
After eating a plate in three or two bites, he walked directly to the big tree and Xiaoshu who was cutting the meat and said: "Little girl, don't cut it hard, it's not fun to eat like this!" ”
After Cheng Biting Jin finished speaking, he directly picked up the big aluminum basin, brought over the pot full of cooked meat, and then directly picked up a piece, opened his mouth and bit it.
Then I saw Cheng Biting Jin, carrying a wine bottle in his left hand and a whole piece of cooked meat in his right hand.
Aunt Pei on the other side saw Cheng Biting Jin bring the big basin over, she also reached into the basin, rummaged for a while, and directly took out a whole roast chicken, also learning from Cheng Biting Jin, after drinking a sip of red wine in the bottle, and then picking up the roast chicken and taking a bite, it is also beautiful......
"Huh! It's really a big drink and a lot of meat! Heroic enough! ”
As soon as I finished boasting, I saw that the car door was directly opened, and then an unfamiliar black-faced man came in to take a look, and the black-faced man walked in directly, and picked up a piece of pig's head meat from the big basin, and after smelling it, he took a bite directly, and then reached out to snatch away the stuffy donkey in Cheng Biting Jin's hand, and did not dislike the saliva of Lao Cheng on the bottle, so he drank a big sip directly on the bottle, and the face of the black-faced man immediately turned red from black, and then coughed lightly. Directly shouted: "Good wine!" After that, he drank into the bottle again. It's still the kind of drinking method of "tons and tons of tons~"!
"Huh! Who is this? Can you snatch the wine from Cheng Yanjin's hand? I looked at Cheng Yanjin, who didn't care about being robbed of the wine bottle at all, and asked in surprise about the award.
The prize looked up and said, "Oh! That's Uncle Wei Chi! ”
"Uncle Wei Chi?"
"Hmmm! Yu Chi Gong! That's right! You stay away from him, he caught him and poured you wine! After glancing at the black-faced man again, he silently took two steps back and explained to me.
"Huh! Wei Chigong? Wei Chi ~ Yu Chi Jingde? I'll go! Door God! I quickly took a closer look. This is a door god! Another big guy! I don't know how his martial arts are! But it's amazing to watch him drink.
Just when I looked over curiously, Cheng Yanjin, who had snatched the wine in my hand, pulled me over and said, "Boy, go and prepare more wine!" Looks like these villains are coming to the door soon! After speaking, Cheng Yanjin pushed me to the side of the bed, and then whispered: "Go find a place where no one is there to cast your immortal magic!" Don't let anyone else see it! By the way, remember to grab a few more bottles of this good wine! And also! Wine too! Also, remember to let the award help you look out for a while! ”
After Cheng Yanjin finished speaking, he pushed me to the award, and then left me alone.
"Huh! All right! I said yes and went straight to the bathroom with the prize. In fact, the space in the bathroom is really small, and after I and the award came in, it was basically full. If you don't bite the gold, since you said don't let people see it, then it's better for me to listen to him, although I've been too lazy to hide it recently, but it's just that there is one more little beauty and a little Mei Niang to see.
After saying a word to the prize, I went straight back to the mall, and after finding a big backpack, I filled it with 4 bottles of stuffy donkeys and 2 bottles of red wine, and then filled the backpack. I'd like to use a trolley to fill the wine as before, but the bathroom space is not large enough, so it won't be good if you get hurt when you take it out. That's why I wrapped the wine on the back.
"Huh! Enough should be enough! Never mind! It's not enough, it's a big deal, and it's a big deal to run again! ”
After that, I took my backpack and crossed back into the car again.