Chapter 90 107 Celebrities and Heroes Haunt, Mortals Pay Attention to Safety!

After I handed this backpack of wine to Cheng Yanjin, I was directly grabbed by Yu Chi Jingde, who was drinking.

Then he looked at me, smiled, and said, "Nice boy! You're the husband of my little niece! Ha ha! After speaking, Chi Jingde, the black-faced man, picked me up with one hand, weighed it up and down a few times, and then said, "Well! It's a pity that the bones are too thin! So be it! Hurry up Ming'er, you kid and I will go with Lao Hei, and when I throw you into the barracks to polish and polish, it will be solved! Ha ha! ”

After I was weighed up and down a few times by Wei Chi Jingde, I was directly dizzy and dazzled, and then I heard him say that he was going to throw me into the barracks for exercise, I was so frightened that I woke up directly, and then quickly shirked and said: "Ah! Uncle Wei Chi! Please bypass the kids! The kid has already learned other exercise methods, so don't bother your old man! ”

Wei Chi Jingde looked at me, frowned and thought for a while, and then said, "It's already another way?" Then forget it! However, when do you kid want to go to the barracks to exercise, then tell me directly! I'll arrange your kid myself! ”

"Thank you, thank you!" I hastened to thank you.

"Hey! Thanks for what? So be it! After Wei Chi Jingde dropped this sentence, he directly picked up another piece of meat and a bottle of wine and walked out of the car door.

"Huh! What is he here for? "Seeing that Yu Chi Jingde came in and took a look, and snatched a piece of meat and a bottle of wine from Cheng Yanjin's hand and went out, I was a little confused." Just to grab a piece of meat to eat? ”

At this time, the award gave me a blank look and said, "Okay! Don't be stupid! Hurry up and take these precious maids out to find a place to settle them! I reckon Your Majesty should come over soon! Uncle Wei Chi is specifically responsible for His Majesty's safety, so you know why he came now! ”

Forehead! Actually, I still don't get it! However, the awards all said that I would take the maids out, so I better do it!

After I took the rest of the maids out of the car, I took them to Li Chongwu's honeycomb coal stall. Seeing that Li Chongwu was sitting in the stall, looking out with an obscene expression, I asked a little funny: "Hey! What are you doing here? Why do you look so obscene! Isn't it a girl who peeks at which house again! ”

After Li Chongwu heard me tease him, he said with a smile: "Young master! Don't talk nonsense, apart from these girls you brought with you, where do you see the other girls in this bazaar? I'm looking at His Majesty over there! This is the first time I've seen Your Majesty! It's really majestic! It is worthy of the Son of Heaven! ”

"Huh! Stop being a sycophant! No matter how good you say, the one over there won't be able to hear it! Come on! Do me a favor. Help me find a comfortable place and let me settle my maids! ”

Li Chongwu glanced at it, and then said to me, "Young Master! It's not that the villain doesn't help you! But look around here, outside the tea shop where His Majesty is staying now, where can I rest there! Why don't you take a few more steps, and after entering the pass, there will be an inn at the pass, or why don't you go and have a look? ”

I followed Li Chongwu's instructions and glanced at Hangu Pass, which was across the street, and estimated that if I walked there with these maids who lacked exercise, maybe even I would have to lie down tired!

I shook my head, then looked at the open space behind the pile of coal behind the stall, and then after estimating the size, I said to Li Chongwu: "Forget it, it's too troublesome to go to the pass, I see that the open space behind you is not small!" Can I take a moment? ”

Li Chongwu looked behind him and said, "Young Master, if you don't dislike the cinders there, then use them casually!" ”

"Good!"

After saying that, I told the maids to wait for a while, and then I walked straight back to the car, and then crossed back to the mall again, and after digging out the tent and air mattress from the outdoor sports area, I took these back to the car along with the pump.

After I took all these to the open space, then set up the tent, and then put the air mattress into the tent to inflate, then let the maids enter the tent to rest, of course, in order to prevent them from getting bored, I also put some snacks, drinks and playing cards. After sending the maids into the tent, I was called back to the car.

"Huh! What do you want me to do? ”

"You don't need to ask! It's definitely for you to come and receive guests! ”

"Guest?" The award actually said that I should receive guests? But among those people outside, except for the emperor, I seem to only know one Wei Chi! I just peeked at it for a long time, and they are all unfamiliar people!

But think about it, after all, I'm just a civilian! Although I hugged the thigh of the Cheng family, I inexplicably became the son-in-law of the Cheng family, but I am still a civilian!

Just when I was wondering who the guest was, I saw Xiao Lizhi walk in honestly with her tail between her legs, and then stood directly beside the award without speaking or moving.

"Huh? Little beauty? Why are you wilting? I asked a little strangely, was she scolded by her father?

But she didn't pay attention to me, just learned to wink at me, and then continued to bow her head and pretend to be a good baby.

At this time, Cheng Yanjin walked over, patted me on the shoulder and said, "When people come in, you can just say hello honestly!" ”

After saying that, he pushed me to the car door and told me to stand there and say hello to someone.

Just when I was thinking about how to pretend to be honest, I saw Wei Chi Jingde walk in, and after glancing at me, he said to Cheng Yanjin: "Here, get ready!" ”

Before I understood what to prepare, Li Shimin walked in directly, and then I saw Cheng Biting Jin grinning and holding Li Shimin's hand and saying, "Your Majesty! Look at my son-in-law's palace! Ha ha! It's luxurious! ”

Forehead! Wait a minute? What the hell is the palace? How did it become a palace? I'm an RV! But I don't dare to complain about this, after all, I am the supreme leader of the Tang Dynasty in front of me! Having said that, shouldn't Cheng Yanjin greet or bow down when he sees the emperor? How can you directly hold Li Shimin's hand, just like pulling a neighbor to talk to a stinky show!

Then I saw Li Shimin and Cheng Yanjin shake hands, then looked around and said, "Hmm! Not bad! This kid is quite good at enjoying it, it looks really good here, it's just too small! ”

Forehead! Shake hands! I didn't expect that Li Shimin would be a handshake gift with Cheng Biting Jinxing, eh! Will they still call each other 'comrade'?

Just when I was shocked by the handshake in my heart, Li Shimin slapped me directly on the back of the head and said, "Boy! See you again! But you're really a couple with the little prize! It's so bold! Ha ha! Even my princess dared to abduct her! ”

Forehead! I can't refute what I said! Do you want me to quibble that the princess took the initiative? Never mind! In this way, I guess I will be beaten even more!

I had to blush slightly, indicating that I was shy! Then he obediently said: "Your Majesty is good! "Don't dare to speak anymore!

But fortunately, Li Shimin just said a word, and then he was pulled into the carriage by Cheng Yanjin, watching Lao Cheng pull Li Shimin directly into my bed with his shoes on, and then after the two sat down cross-legged, I cast a sympathetic look at the bedding on my bed: "Alas! My poor sheets, mattresses and bedding! I found that the whole Datang is backlashing with them! Every time I take out a new one, I can't ask for it in one day! ”

At this time, Wei Chi Jingde also patted me on the shoulder and said, "Okay, wait for the next one!" ”

"Huh? Next? I was just about to ask who it was, when I saw a fat white man with a thick neck and a round face walking in directly, and then said to me with a smile and kind eyes: "Little brother! You are the husband of the small prize! Ha ha! Sure enough, it's a talent! ”

Ha? Who is this? Praise me honestly, how can this make me embarrassed!

Then I hurriedly clasped my fists and saluted: "Don't dare, don't dare!" Hello hello! Although he complimented me when he came up, I still didn't know him, so I had to say hello first. However, this one looks a little familiar! Forehead! The more you look at it, the more you look like Li Tai's little fat man! It's all big round faces, white and fat!

Just when I was pondering, the award next to me said, "Uncle Eldest Sun, you are here too!" Come in! Uncle Emperor and my father are inside! After the award was finished, he walked in with the white fat man!

The award is called Uncle Eldest Sun? Could it be the eldest grandson Wuji? Forehead! Another big man! That's right! I remember when I left, it looked like he had just beaten up his son! Well, it looks like this one doesn't blame the award! It's not like I'm used to it! Wait a minute? The award seems to call Li Shimin the emperor's uncle? What is this called?

I was trying to figure out what to call when someone came in. At this time, Xiao Lizhen, who was originally standing behind the award, was revealed after the award left, and then greeted the two new people who came in: "Uncle Fang, Uncle Du!" You're here too! Inside please! ”

Forehead! These two handsome uncles have a surname Fang and a surname Du? It won't be Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui! But why does Xiao Lizhi also make a host's appearance!

However, I saw that these two were startled by Xiao Lizhi's blue eyes, and then they didn't care about my greetings at all, and directly pulled Xiao Lizhi inside.

"Huh! Ignore me! Say hello to Shiro! ”

Then, a more handsome uncle came in, but now no one in front of me explained who this was, so I had to hug my fists and say hello directly: "Hello! You're inside please! ”

The guy gave me a strange look and said, "Okay! Go down and wait! You don't need it here! With that, he pushed me out and closed the door with his hand.

"Huh! All right! It's good that you're happy, I don't want this car anymore, go back and rebuild another one! "When I was pushed out of the door, I stood outside the car and was stunned for a moment, and then I just left. After seeing that I was surrounded by a lot of guards in full armor, I decided that it was better to leave quickly, these guards knew at a glance that they were dedicated to guarding the emperor, what if I was mistaken that I was an assassin or something, and then like I saw on TV, while shouting for escort, what if I was tied into a hedgehog. I saw that these people were all out of the body and fully armed!

But fortunately, I probably thought that a little kid with thin arms and legs like me was not dangerous, and after seeing me get out of the car, I was stunned and left, and I didn't make any moves to me.

When I walked back to Li Chongwu's booth, Li Chongwu was staring at the guards next to the car with admiration on his face. I patted him and asked, "Hey! What to see that? Looking so seriously? ”

"Young Master! The Emperor is over there! I didn't expect that I would have the opportunity to meet the emperor! Li Chongwu stared at the car with admiration on his face, I think he looks very much like the star chasers of later generations. I thought about it for a moment, and then said, "Okay then! Keep watching! I'm back in the tent! ”

When I got back to the tent, I saw that Xiao Mei Niang was playing a game with the other maids. When I looked closer, it seemed like I was learning how to set up a stall again. I asked, "Little Mei Niang!" Why are you still playing the game of setting up a stall! Didn't you have enough fun outside just now? ”

Xiao Meiniang looked back, and after finding out that it was me, she said, "No! I was having fun just now, but I was interrupted by the guards! The kids I just met scared away! ”

I thought it was very cute when I saw Xiao Mei's puffing up appearance, and then I continued to tease her: "Oh! Then they're the bad guys! ”

Xiao Meiniang said seriously: "Well! That's right, they bothered me, just bad! Oh yes! I also gave them all the discolored flesh! ”

"Oh! Ha ha! Then they're really bad~ huh? Wait a minute! What did you say? "I suddenly reacted, Xiao Meiniang seemed to say that she gave them meat?

"Huh! And you gave them all the blue meat? I asked, pointing outside.

"Yes! And I haven't told them it's all inedible! Xiao Meiniang said proudly.

Forehead! Those who put down the Epsom salt, just sent them out? Wait a minute! Those guards won't eat it! Forehead! Probably not! After all, all the meat is blue! I just saw that the children who played with Xiao Mei Niang knew that they couldn't eat it! Forehead! I hope those guards don't make a fool of themselves!

I thought about it, but I was still not very relieved, and decided to take a look! But when I think about it, it seems that it's useless to look at it! If you haven't eaten it! That's the best! But if you eat it, it's just a few times to have a stomach, so it shouldn't be a big deal! Think of it as a fire!

Thinking of this, I think it's better to leave it alone, it's not a big deal anyway, it's just a big deal to make these people lose face! Just treat them as punishment for disturbing the fun of the little girl!

"Huh! Little Mei Niang! You won't be able to do that next time! In case someone else does this! "I still told Xiao Meiniang, after all, she is deliberately cheating people!

After seeing Xiao Meiniang nodding absently and coping with it, I began to join in the fun and play with Xiao Meiniang.

At this moment, Li Chongwu outside the tent suddenly called me loudly: "Young master! Master! Come out, this military master is looking for you! ”