Chapter 23 I, Li Er, acting is professional

Wait until you get back to the palace.

Li Er finally gritted his teeth and said to himself, "Isn't it acting?" Hmph, Chen Chu's kid doesn't trust me, and he has taught me to act several times, how can this be reasonable, I just want him to see, I am by no means a person who can't act......"

He called his attendant Gao Chen over.

Li Er instructed: "Gao Chen, immediately arrange for the Hundred Cavalry Division to find out the details of Chen Chu for me, and I want to check all his eighteen generations of ancestors, and if you don't know, go and ask Cheng Chumo." ”

Gao Chen was a little confused.

Chen Chu?

There is no such person in the DPRK!

The folk anti-thieves don't seem to have the surname Chen.

But he didn't dare to ask.

Hurriedly agreed.

Then I heard Li Er say: "By the way, tomorrow I will rest, and I will have a banquet for ministers above the third rank outside the Wanchun Palace." ”

Your Majesty wants a treat?

Gao Chen was stunned again.

As far as he knew, in recent times, the relationship between His Majesty and the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs has not been very harmonious because of the matter of the Inner Treasury.

Especially Wei Zheng and others, they have stiffened many times in the early court.

Now you're going to have a treat?

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Early morning.

Outside the palace gates.

A group of ministers gathered.

At the forefront, it is the pillar of the court, the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Wang Qi, Hou Junji, Wei Zheng, Li Jing, and so on.

Wang Jue looked at Dai Guan, the secretary of the Ministry of Civil Affairs, and asked, "Lord Dai, has the Ministry of Civil Affairs allocated money to the inner treasury privately?" ”

Dai Xuan hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Lord Wang, you can't talk nonsense, the Ministry of Civil Affairs is the Ministry of Civil Affairs of Shangshu Province, without the consent of the three provinces, how dare I allocate money to the Inner Treasury ......"

Next to him, Wei Zheng snorted coldly.

He firmly believed that His Majesty wanted to allocate money from the Ministry of Civil Affairs at this time, which would be a big taboo.

The eldest grandson Wuji was puzzled: "Your Majesty has always said that the inner treasury is short of money and has no way out, why do you want to invite ministers above the third grade to a banquet today?" Isn't that a cost to increase the inner library? ”

Hearing this, everyone was puzzled.

Suddenly, Wang Jue clapped his hands and said loudly: "I know......"

Dai Xuan asked curiously, "Lord Wang, what do you know?" ”

Wang Jue said slowly: "There is a way to take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths, Your Majesty invited us to a banquet, just to get closer to us, I will go to the banquet today, tomorrow morning, are you embarrassed to oppose Your Majesty's allocation of money from the Ministry of Civil Affairs to the Inner Treasury?" ”

Everyone suddenly realized.

"That's right!"

"Lord Wang is right!"

"Your Majesty actually used such means!"

Everyone began to talk about it.

Wei Zheng glanced at everyone and said coldly: "Everyone, the old man said ugly things in front, this matter, must not be agreed, if you really let Your Majesty allocate the money of the Ministry of Civil Affairs to the inner treasury and open this opening, what about the next time?" What about next time? The Son of Heaven is the Son of Heaven of all peoples, ruling all the people on behalf of the heavens, throughout the ages, but all the Ming monarchs will open their minds and adopt the suggestions of the courtiers...... Now, the Tang Dynasty is rising to peace, and there are faint signs of all countries coming to court, and we, as courtiers, should uphold justice, advise Your Majesty, do the right thing, and avoid wrong actions......"

Wei Zheng was so able to say it, and he said it for a long time.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Wang Qi said: "Lord Wei is right, we can't fall for Your Majesty's deception. ”

"Yes, support Lord Wei!"

Everyone seems to be doing something great, but very tragic.

Everyone admonishes themselves in their hearts.

It's okay to go to the feast, but you must not be fooled by it.

At this moment, Gao Chen walked out and said in a loud voice: "Ladies and gentlemen, please go outside the Wanchun Palace, the banquet has been prepared." ”

Everyone walked in, and they didn't forget to whisper to each other and urge each other.

Everyone came to the outside of the Wanchun Palace.

Seeing that the banquet had already been prepared, Li Er was sitting on top of it, looking at the ministers with a smile.

Everyone who was stared at by Li Er was furious in their hearts.

Everyone was curious as to why His Majesty Li Er was wearing a brand-new white robe.

The robe is white and shining, white and dazzling.

After everyone sat down, Li Er said in a deep voice: "You Aiqing, you are all my ministers, working hard for the Tang Dynasty, I am grateful for everyone's merits, and I specially invite you to a banquet today, today, I don't talk about state affairs, only the monarchs and ministers have fun......"

Everyone is on their minds.

Li Eryi waved his hand: "Open the table!" ”

As he spoke, he took the lead in moving his chopsticks.

When they saw this, they had no choice but to start eating.

Eating and eating.

When.

There was a muffled sound, startling everyone.

Everyone looked up and saw that Li Er accidentally spilled a bowl of soup on his clean robe.

The yellow soup is particularly eye-catching on the white robe.

What a robe!

Sprinkle the soup on it, it's a waste!

Because you can't wash it clean!

This frightened the surrounding palace maids and eunuchs.

Gao Chen, the attendant, said in horror: "Your Majesty, the minister will help you go back and change your clothes." ”

Li Eryi raised his hand and said, "No need, a little soup, don't get in the way, Gao Chen, take off your robe for me, and wash it here." ”

Gao Chen looked confused.

But he still hurriedly took off Li Er's robe.

Then, a few little eunuchs brought in a wooden basin filled with hot water.

The ladies put their robes inside.

The ministers looked at each other.

This...... What is this for?

Doing laundry in public?

What is Your Majesty doing here?

Just when everyone was stunned.

Gao Chen followed Li Er's instructions, took out a palm-sized milky yellow thing, put it in a wooden basin, and rubbed it in the place where the robe was stained with soup, and foam appeared.

Then, rub the robe a few more times and wash it.

Wait until the clothes are wrung out and taken out.

Someone suddenly shouted, "Look, the robe is clean." ”

Everyone stared wide-eyed, only to see that the soup on the robe had disappeared without a trace.

The white robe is as good as new.

Boom.

One by one, his eyes stared at the things in Gao Chen's hands.

It's clear to everybody.

In this era, not to mention white robes, even other robes, once they are stained with oil, they will not be washed again.

And His Majesty Li Er's robe has become so clean, it must have something to do with that thing.

At this moment, Gao Chen shook his washed robe.

A scent came to my nose.

The crowd's eyes widened again.

This thing can not only wash clothes thoroughly, but also leave a fragrance?

Fetish!

I've never seen anything so magical.

The eldest grandson Wuji was the first to hold back and asked, "Your Majesty, I don't know what this thing is called, the minister has never seen it." ”

Li Er saw the fuss of everyone, and his heart was very indifferent.

He said lightly: "Eldest grandson Aiqing, this thing is just soap, it's not worth mentioning!" ”

Everyone is sour!

What do you mean?

What does it mean to be worthless?

Everyone's eyes were red.

The eldest grandson Wuji asked, "Your Majesty, could it be that this thing was made by the eunuch and the young mansion supervisor?" ”

Li Er shook his head: "No, this thing is sold by the people, and it is available in the east and west cities, and it is not a rare thing......

Both East and West cities?

Everyone secretly remembered it in their hearts.

Next, everyone didn't have much interest in eating, and their minds were always on soap.

There are even whispering ones.

"Master Zhang, I'll go to the West Market later, I also want to buy some soap!"

"That's what I mean!"

"And me, please take me!"

Li Er saw everything in his eyes.

What I thought in my heart was, hum, Chen Chu's kid still suspects that I can't act, look at it, how realistic my acting skills are!

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