519 returned to Chang'an
I waited until midnight before I was ready to leave, and I could be considered to have finished polishing everyone's armor~ What's even more hateful is Dugumou, this kid, he actually asked me to help polish the horse armor of his mount...... Anyway, this kid is also enough for a chicken thief. This idea was whispered to me after all the disciples of the family were sent away. He still wants to be the most beautiful 'pretty boy' on the whole street when he enters the city tomorrow! Now so many people are polished, in order to be more dazzling, he thought of asking me to polish the horse armor for him......
Of course, after thinking about it, I still fulfilled this guy's wish, and even thought about whether to lend Xiaoyu to him temporarily! After all, the horse that Xiao Yu incarnated into was the tallest, strongest and shimmering horse in the entire team!
But I don't know how to ride a horse. If I lend Xiaoyu out, then I won't be able to accompany me for a while...... It was in this way that I gave up on this idea, and instead turned around and recommended a bottle of fluorescent spray paint to Dugumou...... Hey! This thing must be dazzling when it sprays on the horse......
But after I just took the fluorescent spray paint from the hardware counter in the mall, I suddenly noticed that there was a lot less spray paint here. But I think about it, I didn't use these today, did you? Don't~
Thinking of this, after I called the mandarin duck back again, I realized what so many empty seats in this counter were originally. It's a thing called 'chrome self-spraying'. And the mandarin duck also showed me a little, and I only then knew how she polished other people's armor to reflect and dazzle like a mirror~ It was caused by the mandarin duck's laziness to use this chrome self-spraying paint! This chrome self-spraying paint only needs to be sprayed onto the metal and then air-dried, and then sprayed once. It can make the metal reflect like a mirror...... Well, a lot of the armor of those people was made of bronze plates, and I wondered how this kind of bronze pieces could reflect silver light like a mirror......
As for why Mandarin Man did this~ I asked before I found out that when I was polishing my armor, in order to make the armor shine, she deliberately took out a lot of silver jewelry from the mall, and then ground these into silver powder, which was used as the polishing material for my armor. It is precisely because of these silver powders that my armor is as reflective as a mirror!
But this method is a waste of time and materials, so ~ the mandarin duck, who already knows the role of all the goods in the mall, directly used this spray paint to make do......
After hearing this idea, I suddenly remembered Dugumou's idea of wanting to be in the limelight just now, since this thing wants to be in the limelight~ Then why don't I just fulfill him and spray his mount with a layer of this spray paint? Or even more outrageous, wouldn't it be better to change to a glittering varnish paint? And with the mandarin ducks there, she can use the small tornadoes she summons to dry quickly......
After my brain opened up here, I asked for the mandarin duck's advice. As a result, this girl was even more interested~ So, after I called Dugumou over and handed it over to the mandarines, I was surprised to find that they even began to discuss higher pursuits~ These two goods are ready to spray Dugumou's mount directly into a "sunshine rainbow little white horse"...... Are these two crazy? Or did this girl see something in the mall again? Could it be the cartoon?
Seeing that Dugu Mou and the one-meter-tall Mandarin were so excited to design his mount~ I really couldn't stand it, so I just let the tent go to the two of them! I still took the opportunity to come to the school field of the barracks, ride the white horse incarnated by Xiaoyu, and hurry up to practice what it will look like when I return to Chang'an tomorrow! If you make a mistake when the time comes~ Then it will really be a shame for adults! Although it is said that riding a horse tomorrow is all about Xiaoyu and I communicating with our hearts. But I also have to practice how not to look ugly. After all, in public, Xiaoyu's magical saddle can't be exposed...... So~ I'm all sitting on my own......
Luckily, it's easy to just sit in the saddle, after all, I've been on horseback for days. So just pretend to be relaxed...... After practicing for more than an hour and circling around the school yard dozens of times, I finished this assault 'training' and then went back to the tent to see what Dugumou and Mandarin Duck, the two bear children, had 'tortured' his horse into...... And there is only half an hour left before the time for all the staff to set off! Now on the school grounds, there are already a large number of people practicing riding horses in full gear! It seems to be the same idea as me, this is a special assault training for tomorrow's entry into the city!
Especially those showy guys, the ones who Dugumou introduced to polish the armor together, and they are now even more excited to ride horses on the school field...... These bear children have obviously experienced a war, but now these people are still so able to toss!
When I returned to the tent, I found that I had underestimated the aesthetics of Dugumou and Mandarin from afar, and I originally thought that the image of the "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" in a cartoon was dazzling enough~ But who would have thought that these two guys were completely beyond my imagination...... The two of them didn't just change Dugumou's mount with a shiny 'paint'! And it's a rainbow pattern that really shines with colorful lights!
Not only that, but the girl actually took out a certain out-of-gas Internet celebrity balloon from the mall, and then took out all the small LED light strips that glowed inside and wrapped them around Dugumou's mount. Then on this poor horse, a thick cheap 'momentum' immediately emerged~ Although it was shining, it was colorful and very dazzling. But no matter how dazzling and shimmering the mount is, I always look like it's only worth ten dollars...... Besides, what the hell are you putting rabbit ears on that poor horse? Don't toss that horse, I can see that the horse's eyes have revealed the feeling of 'life has no love'...... I feel like Ma Du is depressed!
"Hey! You guys~ That's pretty much it! In this way~ it's not a 'horse' anymore! This~ alas! I don't think any cartoon would dare to design like that...... Anyway, why do you add an extra rabbit ear to the horse's head? Isn't that just four ears? And ~ what the hell is the word 'taxi' that you wrote on the horse's butt? I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I quickly spoke out to stop these two people.
However, when I saw Dugumou's new armor, I suddenly understood why this guy wanted to paint his horse with such a 'skin'! This guy actually took advantage of the fact that when I went out to walk the horse just now, he also installed a small lantern on his armor~ And decorated the helmet like a Christmas tree, and a golden star was really installed on the tip of the thorn on the top of the helmet~ In other words, are you going to 'blind' everyone?
After tossing like this for a long time, I left the tent with Dugumou speechlessly and gathered on the school ground. It's midnight when it's time to go. According to the order, we must take advantage of the darkness to rush to a place about ten miles outside Chang'an City. Then wait for further commands.
In fact, it is to be prepared to be greeted in advance!
It's just that Dugumou, this guy has a stinky face, pretending to be like a Christmas tree, and riding a 'sunny rainbow little white horse' with a face full of 'life has no love' expression written on his face when he came to the school to assemble.
The others actually made a sensation directly! Anyway~ What kind of aesthetics are these people? Dugu Moudu looks like a Christmas tree, and they are still envious one by one, so they have to pester me and ask me to make such a design for them......
I'm speechless......
After finally shirking it with the excuse of 'leaving soon', I sighed secretly in my heart, I didn't even want to lead the team, and handed it over directly to Dugumou, so I lowered my head and set off together in my own team! I now regret letting Dugumou and Yuanyuan play freely. As a result, now our entire cavalry team has become the bright and blind core of the large army! Especially the appearance of the colorful lights on Dugumou's body flashing and flashing, it completely illuminated our entire team...... Plus the reflective armor on my body. It looks like I'm wearing a rainbow glowing armor~ Shame!
After finally cheering up and hurrying to a place ten miles away from Chang'an City, I found that there were still many people who looked like officials waiting here. After everyone stood still, these officials dispersed, and after finding the captain of each cavalry team, they began to preach to us! It's all about some etiquette that needs to be done for a while, including the speed of riding a horse, the slogans to be shouted for a while, and the etiquette when you dismount and bow to the emperor, all of which are recounted! This nonsense alone took an hour to complete!
The first time I knew that when the army was greeted, there were so many rules~ I knew it earlier, so I would have pushed this matter to Dugumou's kid.
Then, after practicing this set of 'rules' two or three times, the officials completely dispersed. Then I saw that in the pavilion not far ahead, a bunch of golden curtains and golden umbrellas had already appeared~ It seems to be those honor guards for the emperor! It's the first time I've seen it. I didn't expect to look at it from such a distance, and there was a sense of majesty!
In addition, I also saw a bunch of people holding gonghou, guzheng, guqin, pipa and a few unknown musical instruments and drums appearing, just around the pavilion in the distance!
"Is this ~ the legendary background music? Wow~ It's still played by real people! It seems that it will be very lively for a while! I said as I watched from afar.
"Huh? That's right! Such a wonderful scene, I can't just let myself enjoy it, I have to take a picture of it and take a souvenir of it and show it to my maids by the way! I said suddenly.
Thinking of the maids in the warehouse, I want to take pictures of them too! However, it seems that you can't shoot completely with your mobile phone!
Or else~ I came out with a drone?
But when I think about it, although I can take out a drone to shoot a panoramic view, those drones in my mall can't shoot for a long time! If you set the aerial photography and route, you can only fly and shoot for ten minutes. I look like I have to prepare for the event for most of the day, so I can't shoot much in ten minutes!
Moreover, come out with a drone~ Will it be shot down directly by the guards here! After all, His Majesty the Emperor will come to greet him in person. When you see a drone in the sky, you will definitely not let the drone fly! In case 'the Holy Driver is alarmed'~ then it will be another trouble! And I've used this drone several times, and I guess I've already discovered that the owner of this thing is me......
Thinking of this, I first took out my phone and glued it directly to the saddle, ready to start shooting later.
I could only shoot what I could see from my vantage point, but I really couldn't do anything else!
"Alas! I can only do it, I knew that I would release the mandarin ducks or ducks and let them shoot the scenes from the perspective of passers-by! It's a pity that now there are people around me, and I can't summon them at all! "I'm a little sorry.
Also, I'd love to stick my phone to my helmet. But this must be even more conspicuous! I'd better keep a low profile! I still want to go back and live a stable life......
Just looking at the layout and busy work in the distance, I also used my mobile phone to secretly take pictures of the people next to me and the few family disciples wearing flash armor in the distance, I saw a person who looked like a eunuch walked straight towards us, and then this eunuch came to Dugu Mou's side, glanced at Dugu Mou's appearance of burning bags and said: "Hey~ you!" That's right, it's you, kid, hurry up and get to the front! ”
After finishing speaking, the eunuch came to the front of the team with a puzzled Dugu Mou, and then I saw this thing and the eunuch bowed his head and muttered a few words, the eunuch actually came to me again, called me and other people wearing flash armor to the front, and after Dugu Mou took the lead and reorganized a team, he handed us a large flag before leaving.
At the time, I wondered, what is the situation, is it because we are all too conspicuous? Why should we take the lead and carry the flag?
When I was wondering, I heard Dugumou turn his head to us and say proudly: "Hey~ Look at my brother, I'm righteous enough!" Such a good thing, I didn't eat alone, and I called you all over to support the scene! We were able to line up in the first team to carry the flag and take the lead, which was all obtained by my painstaking recommendation to Grandpa Zhang! Remember, you all owe me a friendship! ”
After he finished speaking, he also put on an expression of "I have made meritorious service, come and praise me"!
Anyway~ It turned out that this guy recommended it? If we take the lead together and carry the flag, then how can I keep a low profile! Still praise him? I can't wait to kick him away......