518 I want to be the most beautiful 'pretty boy' on the street
But fortunately, when I dispelled this idea, I was in charge of monitoring the main tent and the rest of the barracks, and the two of them also came with good news: although there were still people eavesdropping outside my tent, these people were really just eavesdropping, and there was no superfluous action. Moreover, after talking and arguing for half a night, the people in the main account were reprimanded by the eunuch named Li Lian, and then these people promised not to attack me secretly...... I didn't even think that this eunuch named Li Lian would protect me so strongly? Could it be that he was ordered by Li Shimin?
Thinking about it, I don't seem to have left any bad impression on the two sides of Li Shimin! Plus I used to entertain him, although then there was a 'little accident'! But~ I also helped him take care of his runaway 'eldest girl'...... There is no merit and hard work!
Anyway, I just watched outside for a day, and I squatted in the tent for a day. Just when I was restless about whether or not to act on the worst-case scenario. The mandarin man who was monitoring the main tent suddenly teleported back, and this guy found that these big people who had been discussing in the main tent all day began to evacuate after they received the news. And the mandarin man also selected a few people to follow them, and found that after they returned to their respective tents and packed their luggage, they really retreated!
In the end, only the eunuch named Li Lian was left in the barracks. It's just that these people will immediately retreat after receiving some news, which the mandarin duck did not monitor. It's a bit of a pity......
After the mandarin duck reported the news to me, the duck also sent it back. She told me that the captains of each squad had received an order to leave the Luoyang barracks in the middle of the night today after everyone was put in order!
Hearing her say this, I remembered one thing: "Wait a minute! Wasn't my original military position to be a lieutenant? And those gang leaders are not under my management? But~ Why didn't the order be sent to me! ”
Just when I was wondering if I was still the military position of 'Captain Rong', Dugumou's kid suddenly 'asked to see' from outside the tent! It's the first time this guy has used the word 'see' so politely!
When he came in, I found that the order given to the squads was now in the hands of this kid. And when he came with all his men, he actually handed over the order to me officially. At the same time, I also handed back the "inverted T-shaped copper seal" ~ that is, my official seal, which was "swept away" by the award at that time! It turns out that this official seal is in his hand! I've long forgotten about it. But what is this guy going to do?
As a result, I stupidly held a small ceremony under the guidance of Dugumou.
This ritual is similar to the proclamation of the Decree, but much simpler than what is shown on television. And the etiquette is also very simple, you don't need to kneel, just do a Datang military salute, and you just have to chant a few slogans of "Datang Wansheng......
After the ceremony, Dugumou handed me a letter in his hand, and then motioned for me to read it out in public.
Actually, I was a little confused at the time! Let me read the letter in front of those soldiers? I was very afraid that these words were all official books and the like, and if I didn't know the words, I would lose my adult......
But fortunately, when I opened the letter~ that is, the order, I found that it was just normal small block letters. And the number of words is not much, but fortunately all of them can be recognized. In fact, it is to order everyone to do a good job of returning to Chang'an. In addition, he also instructed everyone to dress neatly, and he set off in the middle of the night.
After I finished reading the order, Dugu Mou led the others to retreat.
Although I don't know why this kid suddenly returned the official seal to me at this time, I can also understand why those big people suddenly left. It turned out that those of us were about to return to Chang'an. And looking at the meaning of this letter, it should be that when you enter Chang'an City, there are some welcome ceremonies! Otherwise, why did you still instruct everyone to look neat!
"Hmm~ Forget it, it's like this anyway, it's useless to think about it more, let's take one step at a time! At least, judging by the current scene, I should still be safe! It's just that I don't know where they went. Did you go home early? ”
Looking at the time, there were still a few hours left before departure, so even if it was a good night's sleep, it didn't seem to be a problem. Anyway, the problem of military appearance~ I'll leave it to Dugumou's kid, I'll just take care of myself. I'm easy to handle here, though, as long as I put on that armor in advance. Listening to the mandarin duck who had just slipped out, everyone outside had actually started to move now. Most of them are washing their horses and armor. My war horse is incarnated by Xiaoyu, so all the most troublesome things are saved.
"But~ what about this armor?" I said, glancing at the armor on the shelf.
Originally, this armor was already half-used when it was sent to me, and after the girl took the armor away, she didn't care about it at all! Now there were stains, blood stains, and fire marks. When I came back from the journey, I had to go on a long journey, and I was not allowed to take off my armor every time I rested. So now it still smells of sweat. The order just now said to pay attention to the appearance of the army! But what to do with this armor? Throw away the washing machine? But if you throw this thing into the washing machine, there are a lot of them in my mall, but the weight of this armor plus water chestnut or something, it must be a turn of the washing machine, and the washing machine will have to break......
Come to think of it, especially after I actually destroyed one of the biggest washing machines in the mall with my armor, it was Mandarin who gave me a way to solve the armor problem...... She seemed to have seen how the washing machine worked, and this guy actually learned how the washing machine turned, and summoned a small yellow saloon tornado out. Then he threw the armor into it and cleaned it with the power of the whirlwind and yellow sand~ or after polishing it, the armor was finally cleaned (polished...... In other words, the washing effect of this yellow sand whirlwind is really great. In addition to polishing all the copper and iron sheets on the armor, the leather ropes connecting these iron and copper sheets were also polished~ After seeing that the leather rope became black and reflected the dazzling light, I realized that this mandarin duck actually took black shoe polish from the mall by himself, and took advantage of the time to 'polish' the armor, and polished the leather rope on it......
"Eh~ Mandarin duck! You~ Isn't this a bit too much? How much shoe polish do you put on this thing! In addition to the smell of smoked nose, you don't see that I can leave a black mark on my hand just by touching it! I looked at the cleaned (polished and oiled) armor in front of me and said helplessly.
After this thing was polished by Mandarin Mandarin, the armor that was originally mainly blue and yellow has now become black and white! The armor pieces polished by her, whether they were bronze or iron, were all polished and white like mirrors! It's the first time I've ever discovered that a bronze piece can also be polished to reflect white light! With the addition of the leather rope that has been cared for with black shoe polish, this armor has changed from a pair of worn-out defensive armor to a dazzling one, some of which looks like a mirror or 'glitter' material with a black rope decorative armor...... Maybe even if it is a decorative armor, it is not as dazzling and reflective as my current armor~ If you go out in wear, you will enter Chang'an City together during the day tomorrow...... Alas~ At that time, the most dazzling 'pretty boy' in the whole team will definitely be me!
"Huh! What can I do? "I started to get a headache because the armor was too dazzling.
"That's right! Ask that kid Dugumou to see if he can help me find a pair of armor to come back! I knew that this would be the case, so I might as well not renovate it, and wear the inconspicuous old armor directly, which should be stronger than the current one! I don't want to be the 'brightest boy on the street,'......"
After I wailed, under the incomprehensible gaze of the mandarin mandarin, I went directly to Dugumou.
But this kid didn't know what to think, and when he heard that I had 'accidentally' made my old armor so dazzling, he offered to wear it with me! He is not afraid of dazzling, and he is very eager to become the most beautiful and dazzling boy in the whole team......
Listening to Dugumou's words, I was stunned! I didn't expect this guy to have such a coquettish heart? Feeling in the limelight? Okay~ I promise you!
It's just that ~ after Dugumou saw my refurbished armor, although his saliva was dripping down. But ~ After all, there are too many differences in our figures! He couldn't wear this armor of mine at all, and I heard this guy mutter: Such a small armor, it is estimated that no soldier can wear it except for me and the two of them...... After all, although the award is unusual, it is still a thin woman's body. And I'm only fifteen years old (false age) now, so this armor is really only available to the two of us~ Change to other people in the barracks~ There are no such thin and short people in this barracks!
"Isn't there anything else to spare?" I didn't give up asking him. But Dugumou shook his head with a regretful face and said that this most beautiful boy can only be me~ Speaking of this, he also shook his head and sighed for a long time......
"Eh~ How can this work? I don't want to be the most beautiful boy, I want to be low-key, I want to live an ordinary life, I don't want to be in the limelight! I don't want to ......" After seeing Dugumou say that there was no other armor suitable for me, I couldn't help but cry out in frustration...... But halfway through my depressed mood, I suddenly realized: Why do I want to be the most beautiful boy? Since Dugumou wants to be in the limelight so much, why don't I polish his armor as well? Even further, I directly polished all the armor of these men under my subordinates~ Then in a group of dazzling people, I, the shortest person, will definitely not be particularly conspicuous! To be conspicuous, it is also ...... "Hey, hey!" That's right! Since you don't want to dazzle yourself, why don't you just pull everyone else into the water? ”
Thinking of this, I quickly asked Dugumou to take off his armor, this guy has now cleaned up and wiped his armor and put it on!
As a result, after I asked Mandarin to renovate and polish his armor, this guy actually put it on directly, and then ran out to show off to the others...... I didn't even stop it! I also thought that this kid would tell the others to come over and polish it together.
Fortunately, when this kid ran out and circled around the barracks, he really brought back a lot of people with envious faces...... It turns out that Sao Bao still wants to be in the limelight, thinking that there are so many people who are the most beautiful boys on the street? Am I the only one who likes to keep a low profile?
"This is the second eldest of the Zhang family, this is the fourth eldest of the Cui family, this is the Xue family~ This is the Duan family......" Anyway, after listening to Dugumou's introduction, I realized that these people in Mali where I am actually have so many disciples of the family and descendants of the civil and military hundred official families! And these people are all very burning, and they are all very burning, and they have fallen in love with the dazzling armor on Dugumou's body......
After I exchanged pleasantries with the disciples of these families, I thought to myself that anyway, this kind of 'humiliating' thing is that the more people there are, the more inconspicuous it is, as long as I renovate and polish the armor of so many people, then I will shrink in the team, won't it be inconspicuous? Moreover, if it weren't for the distress of the mandarin duck and the fear that she would work too hard, I would now consider whether to renovate all the armor of the tens of thousands of people in this barracks! In this case, when you enter the city tomorrow, you will definitely blind the eyes of all Chang'an people...... It seems quite exciting to think about!
In addition, since there are so many people who want to polish their armor, then I don't need to polish my subordinates, otherwise the neat team of people will be more conspicuous, it is better to let the armor of these family disciples be 'dazzling', and let them naturally disperse in various teams, so that I am relatively low-key and inconspicuous!
It is precisely because of this consideration that I really polished all the armor of these people who came with Dugu! It's still evening, so it's not too dazzling for these people to giggle and put on their armor and wander around the world. If it's daytime~ hehe! That's dozens of 'prismatic towers' like existences! It is estimated that if the sunlight is stronger tomorrow, the reflection on these people can even set fire......
And what I didn't expect was that these disciples of the family actually accepted my love for this~ I don't know what these people think, I just polished their armor, and even let these people go out of their way to return a friendship to me later, which I didn't expect!
"If I had known, I would have polished everyone at that time!" After a while, I began to regret it after learning that many people felt that they owed a debt for this......